Oschina Friday strum-This is the Chinese male God!

Early in the morning, small to ask you, the programmer is not a kind of underappreciated feeling, is that I want to change the world, but you want me to repair the gap of the computer sense

The busy office, a Jingzhuang youth side gnawing steamed bread, while looking at the present products, frown locked him into a meditation: product next how to go? How to ensure code quality? How to shorten project time? How do I control project costs? A problem needs his thinking, choice. At this time, came the project manager's yell: "Cheng, don't knock the code!" Fix the computer for me ... "

I really want to make the world a better one, but they don't give me the source code ...

Even if it's for your source code, you don't have to understand.

Literary programmers write code to seek to let others understand, the common programmer to understand, the pursuit of 2B programmers to let the compiler can read, half a year after looking at their own writing code, literary programmers do not know that they write but it is easy to understand, ordinary programmers know that they write but not easy to understand, 2 b The programmer looked at the table for half a day and shouted to him, "which SB wrote the program!" ”

In fact, the programmer also has a literary youth

@Lailysh: No sense of vainly disobey.

Your high school Chinese teacher is probably going to break up with you.

Of course, besides Chinese, English is also very important.

A: Do you know what HTML is? B: Of course, idiot! Is "How do I love?" ”

The original HTML is the meaning of the small series of learning

@ Sauce elder brother: I a classmate to the convenience store to work. One day, the boss: "Today two guests fight all pinched bleeding, you do not go to Lycra?" I often tell you that the customer is God, have you forgotten? Classmate: The Battle of the Gods. Mortal Dare Meddle. ”

It's less of a fight, more time to read the book.

@ open source China's chief one slip into the eternal truly great men to dilute for you: is not reading this book, I have knowledge ~

If you have not learned anything, a small piece will send you an artifact ~

@doge sauce: Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

I don't know where it is.

Chinese is profound, foreigners learn not easy, we also don't casually teach

@lieefu: A foreigner asked me what the B in B and B mean. I told him, B is an adverb, described very strong, such as silly B is "stupid is very strong", cow B is "very strong cow", installed B is "loaded very badly." Soon, the foreigner to the Chinese female friend's home to eat, the girlfriend mother Burns the dish is very delicious, the foreigner thumbs up said--Your mother B!

Yes, the summer vacation is still half a month, the students have finished their homework? Downstairs this ligatures a summer homework all so have charm small make up also kneel

@ bosj: Job charming lying in my bed, charming lips angle light kai: "My dear, this can be one months, you how not to touch others." "This job is also worthy of beauty, the voice of the last vocal chatter rose three degrees, like the feathers of the people itch, I slap it on the face." "The last three days let you know what I am." ”

To say the charm, it must be the most graceful teacher Cang

@ Jian Ren: my uncle to the business Hall charge, ask the shop girl "This 4g what good?" "Little girl Answer" uncle, 2g can see Kang novel, 3g can look at Cang jing empty picture, 4g can look at Cang jing empty video. "My uncle said that the girl you do not understand the big uncle, give me a 4g card

The popularization of domestic 4G network depends on teacher Cang.

What about chasing girls?

@ Chief of the torn skin: a boss chasing a girl, took out 1 million money in front of the girl, was rejected by the girl. Another boy, every day to call the girl to send text messages, commuting to and from work on time, take her sightseeing, and finally finally with her. The girl smiled and said: "Money is not omnipotent," while sitting in the boy's private jet: "A lot of money is omnipotent." ”

The case downstairs also proves the point.

@ favorite: Yesterday a quiet night, I have nothing to do foot therapy. The little girl who pinched my feet was dressed in a flirtatious, flirtatious voice, and started at night with the press of her hands. I was in the mind of a thought, absolutely cannot big health care, let her how tease, I still tried to endure to finish foot therapy. At last, under the gaze of the little girl's admiration, I vanished into the night. In fact, my pocket is 70 dollars, is poor let me become an upright person ...

We are not Zeidan, there is no money ...

The recent online spread of a woman to avoid prison, a small part of the brain hole open

@ Hit the code of NY: Avoid prison new methods, ladies can learn from

It's supposed to give birth to a football team.

@ open Source China chief of the hand: I need the rich to invest 3 million, help me to complete the small dream of nothing.

I need everyone in the country to give me a piece of money to help me fulfill my billionaire dream.

When I was looking at Thor, I always felt that Sol was familiar.

Is it just a person? Via: Yes, bear.

Did you ever think about Rocky's feelings when you did this to Thor?

There is a species in the world that never takes into account the feelings of others, that is-bear children!

The teacher made a sentence with the same, point to Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming stood up and said: "One day I saw a beautiful woman, said: about it?" Beauty answer: Sorry, I do not date children! Teacher: Roll!

Do you know what your first picture looks like?

Everyone should have this old picture. Via: Moral integrity Featured

In recent time online popular all kinds of male gods, actor, Shen what. In the small part of the eyes, this is the Chinese male God!

@OSC chief soy sauce Party: The world's most handsome retrograde

Hope that the number of casualties in the bombing will not increase, I hope you can return safe fire fighters

Finally share a popular science paste-the escape principle in the explosion crisis. Learn more about the principles of escape, can not tell which naïve to save a life

The escape principle in the explosion crisis and how to avoid the explosion

Sweep the following QR code immediately, pay attention to "open source China" number!

(Sweep, follow Oschina, every day to send you a selection of information earlier, and every day Oschina strum OH)

Oschina Friday strum-This is the Chinese male God!