Oschina Monday strum--six days decadent day watch play

The weekend was gone, and every time I had a good plan for the weekend, I slept through it every time. How did you spend your weekends?

Home the status of the people who are chasing a play via: Little 5.

It's probably the happiest time of the week for most people, except for sleeping and eating.

Other people's happy moments and my happy moments ... Via: Bitter forced old wet

Eat something big on the top, for example ...

？？ You want some sweet potato fries? Via: Sister UK

Uh, uh, uh, I'm not going to get paid.

Kang incarnation as the expression package of God red all over the network, Thai jealous

Who's going to search you?

Online someone gave us 90 after summing up a lot of sickness, you see if there are lying guns

@OSC Big Fat sen : 1, myopia, 2, Moonlight Clan, 3, like money;4, never exercise the body, 5, a day without regular meals, 6, road blind, no sense of direction, 7, do not know their blood type; 8, there is a ruthless dwelling heart, 9, do things are three minutes of heat; 10 He often sleeps after 12 o'clock midnight.

After seeing this picture, I think the Japanese students are really happy.

Really happy neon people ah ... _ (: З"∠) _

Now we don't even ask if there's a car in the room.

@ Xixia One product Hall : Woman: "There are three rooms and two halls?" ' Man: ' No! ' Woman: ' Are there Land Rover, Audi? ' Man: ' No! ' Woman: ' Is there a 7-digit deposit? ' Man: ' No! "Woman:" What do you have? "Man: ' I ..... '" The woman turned and went away. Suddenly the man said: I, I sell shrimp in Qingdao. Women immediately back to embrace the man's waist, face worship said: "Dead, you do not say earlier, this is enough!!!"

But some people don't want to find it.

"When was the last night with a girl?" "When I went out to play last year, the sleeper was a girl for the bed ..."

Every time I go out to travel, the most hated is someone entrusted me with a specialty

"Where is" "Shanghai" "What to Do" "Travel ah" then when you come back to give me some Shanghai specialties Bai?! "" OK, what do you want? "Shanghai Volkswagen!" ” ... Rolling...... How dare you ... Why don't you have the pearl of the Orient?

In fact, there is no need to travel specifically, along the Beijing Ring Road A few laps, basically the country has traveled all over

@ Dream to think of Xi : Wang old Three, your hometown in a few rings

Said to walk on the trip to most people are wishful thinking, the normal work pressure is too big, especially express small brother

What happened in the park today is a calm, Big Brother via:-caco-.

No matter what kind of work you have to do, don't make it deadly.

A female classmate in the cold drink shop to work, is love to play mobile phone was expelled, stayed at home for some time, went to the pesticide shop to work, on a day class was expelled, I asked her what reason? She said do not know Ah, is a customer to buy a bottle of pesticide, I gave the customer wrapped, casually asked a sentence, you need a straw?? Straw...???

In fact, the happiest time is to bear the children of the time, want to flirt who flirt who

At the opening ceremony, the headmaster gave a speech: "Children, knowledge is the sea, is the river."　　We learn knowledge, like take a small spoon, in the big sea to scoop water like ... " Suddenly, a disappointed voice came from the crowd: "Finished!" My mother brought me a fork. ”

In chemistry class, the teacher asked: "Do you know how to distinguish between flour and starch?" The deskmate answered: "See which can make dumplings." The teacher gave him a hard look and asked, "Do you know how to differentiate between alcohol and vinegar?" "Or my deskmate, he stood up loudly said:" with dumplings dipped. ”

My son called me and said that he had not escaped from a class for one months. He also envy other classmates to skip class, someone to answer for him, but he is a boy in classes, even a answer to his not.

The bigger you are, the less you know about the world, such as fashion.

I don't know what fashion is anymore. Via: Here comes the cook.

Well, at the end of the fight is still the Yan value, a small piece to work hard, next year to go to Korea ...

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