Oschina Monday strum--the method of walking dog with flowers

Weekend Country finished, and then boil five days is the mid-Autumn festival, but then eggs, only two days rest, this is not a holiday what is the difference?

OK, the more you want to get upset, or a plate of LOL to Quhuo

Auxiliary ADC when accidentally double killed how to explain!

Two people fall in love, what is the most important?

@ Dream to think of Xi : The experience of a blind date

How many over-kissed programmers lay guns?

There's no money, there's a house.

@ teapot : The pursuit of bees and snails, the butterfly chose the latter, the bees can not think of, he grumbled, he said: "Snail which point stronger than me?" Choose me, we can wing! "Butterfly said:" I do not want to stray, snail own house, but you have been living in the collective dormitory! ”

This condition seems pretty brutal, too.

It's estimated that most programmers are under this condition.

@BugTermina : @ Sweet Potato @ Little Editor Open source underwear, this underwear really can't wear, hey ~ ~

Do not think you hang a kelp this part will pity you ~

Actually, it's not easy for everyone.

@ open Source China Chief Orthopedic Officer : The receptionist called me today and she told me to take a piece of land for me yesterday. I suddenly a leng, a long time a thought suddenly came out! I know the front desk sister has been secretly love me, and now finally find rich on the back, I saw a TV report on the Shanghai and Shenzhen Index, the mind flashed those economic knowledge, the general direction of investment has been clear in the chest, I hold back the excitement of the heart, with as much peace and casual tone asked: "Oh?" What piece of land? "Shun Fung Express"

It's just a courier, not a bento box.

This dog is going to be getting a bento soon.

@DragonFK : Please measure the psychological shadow area of the dog

Walking a dog is so different, a small part is kneeling

What do bear children like best? To Die ~

@Lailysh :

It's a miracle that this kind of kid can grow normally.

The next kid is a miracle.

There was a 6-year-old girl who smoked blood for fear of pain. Then the next mother is so encouraging her: "Don't be afraid to draw blood is not mother beat your butt pain." ”

How hard is it to be a mother?

Stay away from being dead, read a good book, ask the teacher questions

The legendary science male teacher's classic dress up. Via: a learning cock

Ladies should also pay attention, learn more makeup, or a big master can compare you down

This makeup technology, so how many sister paper ashamed. Via: Uncle Pure

Do you often brush the goddess's circle of friends to see it?

When you feel that the person who has a crush is always sending some inexplicable things. Via: One mosquito ding

saying henpecked is the traditional virtue of Chinese famous people , This comrade is the perfect successor to this traditional virtue.

My girlfriend came back from work, suddenly said to me: you quickly make a flat face! What did I say? She said she wants you to do it, okay? No way, did a very flat expression, she apart snapped my mouth, and then said in a bad mood, find no reason to beat me

Are the girls still looking for a boyfriend to go shopping? You should go shopping with a domineering brother.

and brother shopping together to buy clothes, fancy pieces of clothing die expensive death, grinding half a day lip not less how much, so to help the eyes looked at my brother, rash brother said: I will only cut people will not bargain ... I won the dress at a very satisfactory price!
People of every age have their own memories of TV shows.

That, flower thousand bone for 00 after, is not like a paladin to the same ah? If this is the case, I am quite envious of my own, because I think the Chinese paladin simply create the pattern of the mainland fairy drama, and not two times a week, is every day after school has two episodes waiting for us.

single Dog abuse is more than just a small piece, and IO S9

IOS9 's new functional behavior, can't help falling down the acid tears ...

Oschina Monday strum--the method of walking dog with flowers