Oschina Saturday strum--history is always strikingly similar

Finally wait for the mid-Autumn Festival, we have what travel plan?

@ Open Source China Chief Chairman : A group of Americans went to Russia to travel, unfortunately encountered a bear in the forest, they fled on the way through a group of Russians camping site. Because of the Huangbuzelu, these American tourists kicked down the Russians ' tents ... The Russians were willing to let them go, and the American tourists had a good fix. Afterwards, the Russian dialogue was as follows: Basil, just the sissy Yankee inside ... There's a man in a fur coat.

So if you're going to travel in the wild, find a fighting nation ...

Never take a bear baby.

@ Lone Shadow : One day at supper, Xiao Ling gave his father a big bowl of rice. Father ate a mouthful, said: "This meal is really fragrant 1 ling a listen busy said:" Today's meal is I do. "Dad ate a few mouth," click "a sound, eat a grain of sand. Xiao Ling immediately said: "This rice is Grandma Amoy, she can't see the sand in the rice." Dad smelled the rice, and said, "Today's meal is a bit mushy." Xiao Ling then said: "Today's cooking is Mother burning fire." "

This little brat, she took all the good things.

Sometimes don't underestimate the child.

Today a 4-year-old child to do surgery, the injection when I coax him to say, "You do not look good not to see it does not hurt", he suddenly very serious to tell me "uncle, I am small, not stupid" ...

Yes, how could a stupid kid deceptive?

Learning English together is not good, a day after the test home happy with his mother said: "Mom, you guess my English test how many points?" "The mother said:" 5 points?? He said: "This time double-digit." "His mother said:" 10 points? He said: "You dare to guess." His mother was a cruel man to say 20 points. He said: "Mom, give you one last chance." His mother said happily, "how much?" "He said," 7.5 points. "The mother beat him from the living room to the bathroom, from the bathroom to the balcony.

See, the pit and the parents still have to pay the price.

But little children, what is the most important thing to do is to be forgiven, now for them to eat more, good long body

@ qingqing Water : The most touching word in the world is, go, I'll take you to eat meat ...

Why doesn't anyone say that to a little piece of the story? ~~~t T
It's a dirty trick to deal with some scum.

you're a cheap manager. (Share from the @ No product map Via:suntik)

Sometimes it's kind of a crash to meet a two-man roommate.

Since roommates have changed a new bed curtain, they always want to stay the night. Via: Moral integrity Featured

Every time back to the bedroom is not the impulse to burn incense?

Except for the two roommates, and the "bad guy" boyfriend.

I'm not too excited to see the love reconciliation program with my dad. Just a girl came up and said that her boyfriend was a good guy. The first story came out I almost died: The girl himself saved money to buy a concert ticket concert the first day boyfriend to send a friend of the ticket [smile] this if I I tore you into a concert ticket [smile]

Guess that girl has a heart for murder.

If a boyfriend doesn't obey, she can try to dress up like that.

Flowers thousand Bones, Wumei, Zhen Huan, Oriental undefeated, Zhou Zhijo ... Tell us one thing: when your girlfriend, wife draw eye line, smoked makeup, painted dark lipstick, often is to enlarge recruit son.

Do you see this number a little familiar?

This number is somewhat familiar (share from @ No product map)

It looks familiar, but this figure has a little bit of a gender ambiguity.

No matter who he is, I have no money anyway, I'm in no mood to control him.

@ Mr. Yida : No money recently, do not want to talk, no money to talk Yingqi, 1 dollars above the activities do not call me. Every time you look at a friend circle is good envy, you grow and good-looking, but also rich, not to show a necklace is a steering wheel, and where to go every day. I can only silently look at the dynamics of your hair, occasionally take a bubble, prove that I am still alive. Who distressed me to send a red envelope to let me better than the Mid-autumn Festival. Really, the heart is very tired, do not say, the rain I want to go out to wash the head, otherwise the rain stopped!

Forget it, my admission notice is here, I'm going to school.

Netizen Dagign finally wait for the admission Notice of Hogwarts ... Via: I'm a couple of years old.

Who used the next thing? It's probably the original iPad.

The ipad I used when I was a kid Via: together God reply

All right, it's okay to watch the TV show at home.

History is always strikingly similar. Via: Brain slices

Huojianhua, why are you always?

Oschina Saturday strum--history is always strikingly similar