Oschina Sunday strum--we don't go to work today!

Don't you want to get up? Don't want to go to work? Do you still miss the feeling of vacation? Don't think about it, face the reality, do you think all companies and open-source China is still on holiday today?

@ Yonghe : The thought that most oscers will go to work tomorrow, my heart is special.

Actually the holiday also has that, the small compilation these days basically all is this state

Every day in the heart and sleep is not enough, the heart is more than IQ, the heart is more than the balance of the state.

I'm guessing you're pretty much.

The holiday these days of you ... Via: Bitter forced old wet

Well, I still lie in bed hair strum, not here to pull hatred, human still want to be honest

@ open Source China Chief Orthopedic Officer : The last time I flew back to Beijing, a stewardess smiled at me and asked, "Sir, what would you like to drink?" "I pretended not to understand the look back:" Sorry i dont understand! "The stewardess immediately calm way:" Orange juice is right!!! ”

So, to be honest, don't pretend X.

It's good to see a TV show at home.

@wtony : I think the originator of the smart wearable device should be "the hero of the shoot" in the Huang Rong of the soft hedgehog, because others encounter is prickly, Guo Jing holding but nothing, this is how intelligent!

Guess this is the biggest bug in the biography of the Condor Heroes.

It's okay to have bugs, fix it.

@fastpx2014 : "Your X-rays show that your ribs are broken. "How do you do that, doctor?" "All right, I've used the beauty 美图秀秀 to help you fix it." ”

Can you fix it with an ugly look? The most jealous of those who are natural.

@ teapot : Haha, interesting, who has come across this thing ... Sexy beauty Teachers, if you ask a boy to stand up to answer questions or go to the podium he is not willing to, do not force, he can not say the difficulties, especially in the summer when the teacher wears less, don't ask me how to know ...

We all know, don't push me ...

We still have to learn to summarize when we curse.

@Mr_Sanders : Chinese style curse method, generally with your mother as the center, bastard for the radius, genital organs mainly weapons, mainly in the main skills, 360 degrees omni-directional radiation, to turn your entire genealogy.

The essence of the 5,000-year-old swearing in China is all here.

Of course, swearing is not good, usually still need to learn more English.

@blindcat : The road met a foreigner told me a lot of foreign languages, and then smiled at me, I completely do not understand. While preparing to leave, the lady who swept the floor said: He asked you to take a photo of him. Then I was about to shoot, a beggar next to the talk: The weather, the aperture should be 2.8.

Master in the folk, there are wood there

In addition to the master, neuropathy also has a lot

@ Visitor : How did deep-well ice come into being? hahaha, forgive me for my life, to laugh low.

Gay men, it's important to find a good wife without being laughed at.

The daughter-in-law buys cucumber to cook in the afternoon, I tease her to say you buy cucumber is not afraid acquaintance saw joke you? The wife turns over the eye: You are not dead I buy cucumber you say people will laugh who?

The most beautiful is the campus love

@ Hip Hop developer : The university is about to graduate, fell in love for four years, but never a promise. On the train home, he has 38 stations, she has 22 stations, she lost said, the station called me, then head to sleep. After a long time, she was woken up, the car had several stops, turned her head, he smiled softly and said, come home with me. She Puchi a smile, and the tears slipped down. He took her to the village where he was born, and she was sold to a more than 50-year-old bachelor.

I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end.

Have a sense of comfort (share from the @ No product map)

This is refreshing, Virgo Gospel Ah!

The world of meow is really hard to guess.

11 District a brother inadvertently to downstairs a look, suddenly by the mystery of the modelling attracted ... This is the supreme law, or group gymnastics, or in shame ...

A few days ago, some people started talking about world peace, just after reading the soldiers.

What do you call peace? Peace is not: You do not hit me, peace is not: you do not let him hit me, peace is not: you casually hit me do not fight back AH. Peace is: You dare to hit me to try?!

Fully positive solution!

Every country has a different way of changing the world.

@ Editor : Please use a word to deter the world! Russia: I want to bomb Ukraine! North Korea: I want to hit Korea! Greece: I want to quit the eurozone! USA: I want to hike! China: I'm going to open it!

In fact, occupy Japan or something without a plane cannon

China strategy Success! Via: God Le

It's called Lori's tactics.

Finally, the warm heart map, see what is called the Real Man

A 7-year-old girl has long been bullied by other children, low self-esteem dare not go out, a group of heavy-duty locomotive to give her the backing to cheer, hardy tenderness

All right, all of you go to work, little make up and sleep.

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