Oschina Wednesday strum--a kind of missing to wear autumn pants

Everyone oscer good, no one day, everyone think I think of forgetting to wear autumn pants

@xmy_zjl "Autumn Pants" author not himself

I'm going to wear autumn pants and I can't carry it cold. A autumn rain, 355 degrees.

I want to wear autumn pants, no one can stop. Rummaging and hiding in the deepest depths.

To put it bluntly I will wear, who dares to say no. In the next few days, there will be a few degrees down.

If you do not wear autumn pants, the consequences please be conceited! There is a kind of miss called ages, there is a cold call forget to wear Autumn pants! --The day is cold, the classmate reminds you, should wear autumn pants!

It's cold, remember to wear autumn pants to work, also please remember to go out first make up

@Ye the auspicious : There was a very beautiful female colleague, who was late and had no time to make up and rushed to the company. It turned out that she had been absent from the day. Surprised]

@ Richard-Tyson : Boyfriend said: Daughter-in-law son, and so I have the money, take you to smoke a fat, the whole, every day is Mei da ...     Listen to this, really happy mixed, I have more knock horrid horrible!!!

At the company, remember to work well.

@Seven-Zhang Zhijian : In the morning to the company to sit down and began to change the bug, until now to take a breath, a move hooves bar a bit.

@bqlin1987 : Big Six months ago please leave (body has a little matter, please a more than a week), the boss does not want to deduct the work resources, now in the disease recovery, and please a week of false cure, the boss will be the previous please clear the fake, deduct the work of the resources! and to offset the previous daily wage by the current daily wage (which is now at 130% of the current level), would it be reasonable to ask?  Is this boss still worth chasing?

Do you know why my colleague got stuck in the elevator when I was at work, because it was more scary than a sleepy elevator?

@ Chihiro _ : Department colleagues work, trapped in the elevator, not panic, not screaming, because the habit of

@ Morning Break Dawn : The boss took a handful of walnuts on my desk, I was moved bad, picked up to eat one, when I second just peel off the shell, the boss said: Eat one hour overtime.    I am the instant petrified ...

@ Morning Break Dawn : Last night, overtime to 8:30, no overtime, the boss decided to take the takeout ...

Overtime, it's time to take a vacation with your family.

@o0 Tai Xu 0o    : Last night dream girlfriend and other men in the shopping, dream my first reaction is to check the source code, the results of debugging half a day to find out why the man is not me, the last tearful to the man commented out, and then a run is my girlfriend shopping, I now can ease programming.

@ The Wind in the silent grass         : The most unbearable refusal of the history of the absence of the article: quickly forget the husband long what kind of!

Take your leave and go home and cook.

@ Jim Testing Machine : Go home and cook vegetables, code can open the big row

@ open Source Chief Fucker : The code is not moving, you are sure you can still carry the pan

It doesn't matter if you can't take the pot, you can help the boss.

@CrazyIter_Bin : Yesterday really embarrassed home, first insomnia to five points, the morning took the subway to sit over the station, and then met the Chairman and manager to get off, from the trunk to get lemons, a box of lemon scattered a place, I went up to help, and then a section of the road, another box and scattered a place, and then three people chasing the lemon full street, The work card also falls apart, from the data MySQL migrated to Oracle for most of the day, the results are all capitalized on it, at night eight o'clock work downstairs found the other half of the work card is still on the ground

The right way to report the boss

@ Small Edit : In a month of Black night, a taxi driver, pulled a young woman drove to a small forest side, suddenly found that the young woman has fallen asleep, so the driver heart of evil, brazen he, he unexpectedly, drove the car into the woods inside turned two laps, pit the young woman good dozens of dollars, You said God gave this driver a chance to do animals, but he did a thing even worse than animals ah ...

It's not safe to go out at night, so let's teach you two tricks.

Evening home late, on the lonely road sprang a man shadow, with a knife against me: "Rob." I brainwave: "You this DAO is very good, I take my iphone6s plus 128G rose gold and you change, OK?" "He unexpectedly promised, I am too tm wit, and so I took the knife of the instant shouted" Do not move, Rob ", the Robber a leng, then silently pulled out the gun.

But like a small make-up so poor people, Rob is also not see, robbers like local tyrants

@ Little Tan : Secretary: "Liang, when would you consider buying a home overseas?" "James Liang:" Overseas overall or cheap, the key is where to buy. "20 minutes later, Secretary:" Liang, where to buy. "James Liang:" ... "

@ Card farmer Solo : I took confraternity against the great Liao for many years, today you unexpectedly special tell me that the people are my father?    --an ordinary to where employees stay.

Or the purity of the student age, no betrayal.

Dormitory dinner together, of which there is a two yesterday night in the Internet cafes playing games, and other dishes when sleepy to no, this cargo head "bang" directly on the table, are not too painful. Pushed him, still not awake. Just next to the service industry sister, we said: "How is not the dish, fainted a." "This can be the sister panic, while running and shouting:" Manager Manager manager! Table 5th, someone's starving! ”

Don't be sleepy and don't get drunk.

Disband rice, Class A friend has been secretly love a girl in class, intends to drink to her confession, so "goo cuckoo" poured a glass of white wine, go straight to the girl. The next morning, the man pulled his roommate and asked: "How?" Did she promise me yesterday? "The Roommate Despise way:" also have the nerve to say, yesterday you pull a person waiter's hand, a Will I love you, a will kneel again, the other girls all Cry "

This classmate is so good to drink, to learn from the headmaster

The school sports meeting, the opening ceremony has a dragon dance program. Dancing people dance without a little dragon spirit. After the performance of the headmaster began to speak: This snake show is very good! The whole school is boiling ...

The headmaster's speech is so wonderful, actually should go to open the NPC

News said meat products carcinogenic, red meat is likely to cause cancer, I am very worried, fortunately, my friends comforted me

Always have the habit of eating beef, looked at today's news is very uneasy. Later, my friend advised me, said you a eat Kang Master of the Blind what heart.

But sometimes you have more friends and more trouble.

One day my friend gave me a picture of his wedding invitations, I took a decisive five 100 sent the past ...

My classmate's eyes are not good, walk still love to play mobile phone, provoke a big event

Students to go shopping, the road playing with mobile phones, met you a deaf-mute, with a disability card asked him to money, classmates did not look carefully, thought is to send leaflets, directly took his disability card went away, walked a good distance the deaf and dumb shout, don't go

You now know how important it is to be observant. Especially for a man with a family.

Overtime to midnight, dragged the exhausted body home, found the living room is also bright orange lights, and the wife has been in the sand. Sleep, see this scene heart aches, I can not help to wake her up, said to her: "Electricity bill him do not money?" ”

In the future, we should not work overtime too late. I'll play it here today, bye.

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