1.) This is not an operation. I accompanied my students to buy a computer and installed the system to allocate hours to various disks. She said, "I don't like to put stuff in drive C. Just give me a few GB ", I said, "Just a few Gbit/s for Windows 7." She gave me a glance and said, "No operating system is installed. It is of no practical use." I: "..."
2.) Yi xuejie arranged her keyboard again according to her typing habits (I have been searching for a letter for a long time). She said it has been used for four years. I was shocked by this. When she changed the financial report with me, she took my book (the keyboard of the normal layout) and played it blindly... Kneel down
3 .) the student is going to do presentation. The result is made in word, and no PPT == is used. Then, the words on the projection are too small to be clearly understood. I prompted her to "Increase the value and cannot see clearly ", she stood on the stage very innocently and said, "It's already the greatest." I wondered, I just came on stage to help her adjust the font, and the result was obviously increased. She was shocked at me. Originally ...... What she thinks is to maximize the window ......
4 .) I am a computer major. I once went to the study room to knock on the Code and met a big guy in the grade. I asked him if I couldn't understand anything. As a result, he helped me modify the program, when you press the keyboard, it's a standard saying ...... At that time, the three views turned upside down.
5 .) my friend said on the Internet that my notebook sometimes can be gravity-sensing. I was surprised to see it. In the picture, her notebook was erected as a book, on the desktop, I can see that I changed the display direction. I was so funny that I thought she deliberately adjusted the display direction and then fell victim to another problem. As a result, she sincerely @ me, ask why I can't go back to the desktop after I put my laptop back to its original form ...... Later, I told her that I could use the shortcut key to adjust the display direction and then ...... I became a very famous computer expert in my high school students ...... Sorry
6.) There was one whole person. My friend took a photo of a very ugly cat and used it as a desktop computer. We all liked it and wanted him to change it. He did not agree. So we took a screenshot of the desktop while he went out, deleted all the shortcuts, and set the screenshot as a desktop ...... When he came back, he was shocked to find that all the icons could not be moved. Then I appeared quietly: "for the teacher, I mean it, this cat is very cool, curse your computer. If you can drive the cat out of the screen, you can still keep yourself safe. Otherwise, I will be powerless. "...... At the climax of the story, I came back after dinner and found that my desktop had become the ugly cat, with a silly smile like "I don't curse you", my friend said nothing happened ...... Don't be stupid.
Recover the system to another user. Use ghost to restore the original backup, then install the Windows optimization master and 360, and restart the computer and blue screen. Then recover the device, install the device, and then run the blue screen. After three times, I finally couldn't help it. I asked him if he could not install the software. I replied no, but it was not safe. So I ignored him.
Another time, because the company's internal system requires several lines of code to be added to the hosts file on each computer. One of the first tasks for a person to start up every morning is to clear the hosts file with one click, so the hosts file is cleared and locked. So I need to unlock the hosts file every morning and manually enter those lines of code, then I spent three months doing this day after day.
In the past, a colleague used a computer isolated from the Intranet and the Internet. There was a shortcut on the desktop. After clicking it, the current system will automatically sleep, and then restart and switch to another system. After teaching him a few times, he just doesn't need to. Instead, he doesn't need to shut down Windows, and then restarts the system and chooses another system. Ask him why. A: Switching to another system is still running. Does this affect the computer speed? Later, he found that he would log on to two systems before the next shift every day and choose win to shut down to ensure that no other system is running, resulting in power consumption after work.
I think 99.99% of computer users in China do not know what "sleep" is, so they are very happy to watch 360 every day to tell how long it takes to start the system.
There are also many stories about MP3 files. Someone often asked me to burn MP3 music into a CD disc and put it on the car. I have seen a few times of filling up a USB flash drive with shortcuts to come to me. They searched for songs in Baidu MP3 and dragged the download link directly to the desktop, which turned into a shortcut. Later, I taught them how to use Nero to burn MP3 into a CD. Then one day I was told that my computer crashed. In the past, I saw that he dragged more than 90 MP3 files into Nero, therefore, Nero is in a suspended state due to busy decoding.
Oh, by the way, there is also a well-known saying: "Can your computer be slow if you have so many files on your desktop ?"
In the university era, there are a lot of green memories. The data center was designed as a dual network. If the IP address is set to automatically obtained, it is connected to the Intranet. If the IP address is set to 10.0.0.1, it can be connected to the Internet. Then I saw a group of students who wanted to access the Internet and found that the only computer that could access the Internet had an IP address. So they filled in a dozen computers with the same IP address, gateway address, subnet mask, and DNS as this one. So IP addresses are in conflict ~
Also, I was the only one in the class who knew that the CTRL + Shift key could switch the input method.
Also, when I was a freshman, I invited some senior colleagues in the class to give us a lecture. A senior engineer is very good. He is said to have passed the CET4 and MCSE exams in his junior year. In the question session, I wrote a small note asking his freshman students how to learn programming. He replied that you should learn the keyboard first and know which finger each letter should use. Then, you can practice English typing and Chinese typing. Then, you can click, double-click, and right-click. Then, learn about MFC.
1. What happened to classmate.
That's when the pandatv virus flood. One day, my neighbor's aunt asked a and said, "You are learning computer science. Come and help me kill viruses. My computer has a pandatv variant virus-the lions blow fire. A thought that this aunt was a good guy, and even all the variants of pandatv were known. So I used to take a antivirus tool and see that the lion of NIMA was the anti-virus of Rising Star...
2. When I was in college, I helped GF to buy a computer in a friend's shop. After a few days, I went to the store to play. My friend asked, is the computer easy to use? GF is quite good, that is, the display is a little faulty. When it is turned on, it is dark and light on one side... Then I described it in detail (as shown in the red box), sister. The system is like this... I guess the boss was black at the time...
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