[Positive Energy Series] unemployed programmers (4)

Note: This article is based on the author's friends. The full text does not fully represent the author's intention.

 

The first two chapters of this series: Unemployed programmers(1) (2)

(3)

 

At the request of netizens, the fourth part will compare the "long-winded" and details. Please forgive me.

(1)About overtime

I woke up at this morning and liked to work late. When talking about "working overtime", it is actually not called working overtime. I always feel that writing a program late at night is very nice and in a good mood, for two reasons:

First, there is not much interference. My studio is located in an office building "luxurious business CBD", which is transformed by the staff dormitory of a state-owned factory, which is not known here, next to my left hand is a non-streaming wedding company. During the day, if no one is practicing the skill of "coming on stage to host", I need a microphone, what I often hear is that the boss is simulating the bride and the boss is simulating the groom. It is estimated that 3-4 employees are simulating the host one by one. The boss has strict requirements on the employees, I often hear the voice of my wife boss after the "simulated ceremonies" is completed. "I don't want to get married again." It seems that it is not easy to do anything now. Next to my right hand is a photography store, and my boss is a photography control. Few people usually climb the stairs to his company to watch photography equipment. So the business is absolutely light, but the boss wants to open it, I always come here when I have no business. I boast that my team members are very abstract and that the hero who wants us to create photos for him is sometimes unable to promise him a few times, I am afraid that he will always "fail" and then steal us. This is terrible.

Second, late night is the time when our programmer's small universe is most likely to erupt. At this time, the program we write has a very high spiritual execution efficiency. When I am doing the data statistics function, many good data extraction algorithms work late at night, and I am very happy with this late-night overtime process. The team members sometimes work overtime with me, but he does not smoke. Because the office space is small, my face is often distorted. The team member told me that he would not smoke when he was unfortunately smoked and told me to "Worship" him. I should.

In general, the entrepreneurial environment is a little worse, but the cheap rent is king. I have been imagining which day I can rent a suite in the real CBD. If you want to work overtime in the middle of the night, do not work overtime in the middle of the night. If you are over 30 years old or more years old, you will understand everything or never understand it again.

(2)Simple memories

I quickly got up and brushed my teeth. I sent a text message via mobile phone and told the group members that today I am not going out to the Office, and the group members did not return. I guess he is still sleeping. Today, I shared two major events. First, I went to pig ganglie, because the last time he sent an email saying that he was in a hurry to contact me, I returned a "oh" and never put it into action, I plan to go today. The second thing is bigger. The day after tomorrow is the birthday of xuejie, and it is necessary to buy a gift.

I think of images that have been spoofed for a long time on the Internet. It's called "YD's day starts again". Okay, now.

At in the morning, I walked, squeezed out the bus, and trooped all the way to a company that had struggled for four years. Everything is so familiar. I remember that when I first entered the company, the interview was the first 10 class targeted interviews organized by the school. I was designated to go to a place in the company for a preliminary test at eight o'clock A.M. In the morning, I was too anxious to arrive late. The most embarrassing reason was that I brought one of the three paper resumes to my roommates. Five minutes after the first round of interviews, I was notified to go back to "wait for good news". Because I did not write a mobile phone number on my resume, I said, "lead, I will leave your mobile phone number to you, and then you will give it to me. "It looks like I am almost the same age, but I have been called a leader. The interviewer waved and said," It's okay, no, go back first. Don't worry, we will contact you ".

At that time, college students could not be described simply as crude, crude, ignorant, kind, or naive. One day before the interview, I estimated that I was about to have a job. I estimated that my salary would be paid immediately after I went to work, I was excited and spent all my remaining pocket money on a dinner party that night. In the third week of "waiting for Jiayin", I had been hungry for a long time by my roommates. Just as I was in despair, my mentor came to me and said that the company had called me to review, I have never been able to contact my school teacher. Later, I realized that what I finally saved my resume from the shredder was the real boss of the Technology Department: pig. Of course, I used pig's name for help. The interviewer became my subordinate three years later.

(3) about pig ganglie

When I got to work at the company, I found that pig ganglie is not only the BOSS of the technology department, but also the distant relatives of the company's BOSS, so that I could not say anything, but people are relatives. He has a high position. Although he does not really understand technology, he is recognized by the company as "No. 1". At the project meeting, he is the default "admin" and the project manager designated by pig ganglie, the boss did not dare to change it. However, I am very willing to work hard on the one hand. One of the most important reasons is that I am very "three-dimensional" looking and very "creative" in the customer's affinity ", so I became the first project manager in the department after three years of hard work. (The author's comment: it is important to develop a programmer, but do not ignore the customer's factors. It is absolutely no harm to be friendly and humble, do not always respond to the customer with an auxiliary word like "I think, I think, haha, oh. Customers like you and say a good word for you to win your selfless addition to the 100 class)

Pig is a top-notch project. His job is to interact with new and old customers with the title of Technical Director, from time to time, you may find that the old project has been fooled by the old project, so you want to upgrade it. The new project has been fooled by the old project by the new project, and has become a YD idea for customers to drink. it turns out that pig has become a software requirement, and the maintenance fee of the software is often fooled by pig from 10% to 20%. This is a place I have to admire. In fact, there is no software in the world. The Qin dynasty has no software to unify the Chinese currency, and the Qing Dynasty has no software to fully integrate, we are glorious, great, and correct, "related departments" that drive away the island's invaders without software deployment. What is software, in the end, is to solidify people's ideas by means of informationization, how to fix, to what extent, when to fix, and what effect should be made after the fixation, these are the skills that programmers who want to start a business or are about to start a business must grasp correctly. Without understanding this, there is no basic condition for starting a business. Entrepreneurship is definitely not a good thing as long as technology is concerned. This is the same as the principle of "building an elevated road and building a new building after building a complex road", so it is true that programmers who are not limited to the programmer industry start a business.

Please forgive me for saying a series of "incoherent" nonsense. If you disagree, Do not spray it.

Of course, pig's strong management capabilities (including project management capabilities) are also recognized as "No. Max ". So that later, the Project Performance of the Department relied on three project managers, including me, to join the really hard-working programmers and code farmers to support most of them, many projects have been overwhelmed by pig, so I am a project manager with the most bid. The boss cannot say that pig is fierce because of his "Relatives, instead, I often say "very joke and connotation" at company meetings that I "may" be the successor of the department manager in the future ~~.

This is also the main reason why pig ganglie and I had a "Project Management divergence and technical concept deviation" conflict. As a result, my personal score in the last year has always been held down by pig, "My work has been relaxed, I have a great success, and I have not made great progress in technology.

What programmers are most afraid of is that when you are doing things with a big sweat, it's just a mess when you suddenly turn your head on and buckle your hats.

With this in mind, I began to think that I hate pig.

(4)Talk with pig

Forgive me for my intense memories, because pig has a great impact on me and later. Of course, this is not the case.

I knocked on the door and fantasized about the strong and ironic expression of greeting the pigs.

Pig is estimated to have waited for a long time. The door opened immediately. I am ready to meet all kinds of facial expressions of pig.

I did not expect that pig was very enthusiastic. While opening the door to welcome me in, I made tea for me and handed me a "96-Six premium.

I throttled my arm. I am not dreaming. I am afraid that I am working overtime and have an illusion.

"How are you doing now? I heard you have set up your own company." pig ganglie couldn't wait until I lit the cigarette, I really don't know how pig is. "I heard that" I set up a company. Is it team members? My God, when I go back, I must be "forced by torture.

"The pigs are well informed. It's not as brilliant as it is under your leadership ." I shouted "pig" because of too many memories. Fortunately, pig ganglie's surname is "zhu" and the pronunciation is the same.

"Don't be humble. You have always been my best friend here. I know that you will definitely make great development when you go out ." Pig ganglie must have eaten honey yesterday.

"Haha, haha," I really don't know how the pig is sold, so I threw out the "killer" word in the online reply phrase.

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The silence of two people lasted for two minutes. What are we doing? I will tell you: "smoke ".

Pig ganglie saw that I didn't take the initiative to talk about it. He probably couldn't help it. He started to talk a lot of words at first glance. I sorted it out later and added my retouching. It turns out that since I went there, another pillar project manager has gone with two backbones, pig ganglie suddenly lost his "Hands", and less than half a year later. The pig ganglie project war won a clear "moderate negative comment" from the user, and the boss finally couldn't help it, i'm excited to ask pig ganglie to study project management well. Don't "do nothing" all day. It has always been smooth sailing and I have always considered myself "NO. 1. "Who can withstand such" sharp "words? I guess the character of pig will be quite depressing, of course, it is unclear whether the boss or pig has an incentive quarrel. Pig ganglie believes that "the company's projects are hard to do, there are too few people doing things like him (I clean, harmonious), and the company's management ideas are chaotic (re-Wipe, originally, pig ganglie always believed that corporate culture was the best. "In the end, pig ganglie mentioned that" instead of doing this, it is better to do things by yourself ".

I was shocked when I heard this. I looked around and found that the Office of pig was sound insulation, Because I once sang "gang male style" in the office after drinking ", we can only hear a similar "urine test" on the outside .. .

I can't guess what pig means. Does it mean that he wants to "start a business"? What does this have to do with me?

During this period, I kept smiling and speechless.

There is no result that I think is "related" in talking to pig ganglie, but here I will tell you that pig ganglie is about to become an important role in my entrepreneurial journey.

(5)Highlights: a gift from xuejie

It has been one o'clock P.M. since pig ganglie. Pig ganglie strongly urged me to have lunch. I said that I had eaten, and pig ganglie said that I would like to have a big meal next time. I think we are both confused.

Xuejie's gift is mandatory. I went to my freshman year and I was a senior student. During the university debate competition, I had the honor to meet xuejie. She was a judge and I had a big debate among the four debaters. At the end of the debate, I was recognized as the best debater. when the result was announced, I was a friend of the other party. During the fierce debate with the judges, I noticed her. At that time, xuejie was very excited. When she came to me, she excitedly pointed to me and said to the group leader, "I think he is the best debater ". After that, I lost my hand and took the lead. I have a strong personality. After that, I went to my internship and occasionally went to school. When I met me, I recognized me and started my "first cordial conversation" with the debate contest as the topic ", so I became her "".

After buying the gift, I went back to my "low-rent office". I was talking about it with a bit of confusion.

The team members ran over and wanted to split my gift. I immediately blocked the team member and told him that it was a book that was cheap. The team members were very miserable.

It is actually a mobile phone.

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After a while, the team members ran over and said they were reporting:

1. A small publicity website received in the previous stage has been completed. Please review it (see "unemployed programmer 2 ").

2. Water and electricity fees and other miscellaneous fees will be paid over the past few months. (A headache... he wants to remind me to pay)

3. xuejie is on a business trip today and will be back tomorrow. (This is also work... What do the team members know ?)

4. The director of a software company beat my landline and said there was a project. (I'm excited for a while. I guess I'm a thin director)

Not complete ..............

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