Post: conversations between computer idiots and hackers

Source: Internet
Author: User
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Hacker: I have taken control of your computer
Tom: How do I control it?
Hacker: Trojan
Tom :...... Where? I did not see
Hacker: Open your task manager
Tom :....... Where is the task manager?
Hacker :..... Under your computer !!
Tom: No in my computer
Hacker: Forget it. When I did nothing

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer
Tom: Oh
Hacker: Scared, right ?! Hey
Tom: That's right. Let me kill the virus for me. Recently, my machine has many problems.
Hacker :......

Tom: How come you always go in and out on my computer?
Hacker: you can install a firewall
Tom: Can't you enter the firewall when it is installed?
Hacker: No, I just want to make it more interesting. It makes me feel an idiot to control your computer.

Tom: I heard that you will make a virus "?!
Hacker: Um
Tom: Can you control others' computers ?!
Hacker: Generally yes
Tom: Can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, I have never heard of a hacker?
Tom :.... Oh ~~~ 'I thought it was because you looked dark .....
"Region ~~"

Hacker: I'm here again !!
Tom: Do you feel bored when you come in every day?
Hacker: It's annoying. Your machine is the worst one I have ever seen.
Tom: No, it's a famous brand.
Hacker: I mean, your computer only has viruses except for the mentally retarded games.
Tom: Oh ~~ Have you seen my "continuous check"? I don't remember where it was installed. I 've been searching for a long time.
Hacker :..... Goodbye

Hacker: Hi ~~~ I'm coming!
Tom: I haven't seen you for several days. Is it blocked by my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, joke. It's easier to get on your host than mine. Don't miss me.
Tom: I want to help you.
Hacker: What?
Tom: Can you go to the power system to modify some data?
Hacker :...... What do you want to do !!
Tom: I beg you, please help me cancel my electricity bill this month ......
Hacker: Go to death !!

Hacker: Where did you go ?!!!
Tom :.... I went out for a few days. Why are you looking for me?
Hacker: I want to find something
Tom: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: virus. Find an old virus from the past few years. Only the virus on your computer is the most comprehensive

Hacker: I'm here !!
......
Hacker: Why not speak?
Xiao Bai: in bad mood
Hacker: Who bullied you?
Tom: I lost one of my q numbers. It's my first online love.
Hacker: This is simple. I can help you get it back.
Tom: No.
Hacker: No way. Tell me how many digits?
Xiao Bai: Wu ~~~~ Just don't remember

Tom: Give it to me !!!!
Hacker: Why ?!
TOM: Have you used my ID to go to the forum ?!!
Hacker :.... Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, so I made up a post. I promise I won't play any more next time.
Tom: No !!!
Hacker: What else do you want?
Xiao Bai: The post you posted is excellent. I got a diamond for the first time. I'm so happy. You have to compile another one for me.
Hacker: Down!

Hacker: Hey, I did something interesting just now.
Tom: What?
Hacker: I posted it on the forum.
Tom: This is common.
Hacker: As soon as I see the post, I am so angry that I am so angry
White: Wow, it's so fun. I never dared to block it!
Hacker: That's right. It's already banned.
Tom: Is this interesting ?!
Hacker: Yes, because I use your ID

Tom: Are you a master?
Hacker: Yes.
Xiao Bai: How high is it?
Hacker: Well, I hacked myself when I was bored.
Tom: Well, I will do that too!
Hacker: # ¥ %! You can, too ?!
TOM: Yeah, it's black when you shut it down .....
Hacker: Roll!

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