Post-modern classic quotations

1. Zhizi's hand is ugly, with tears in its face. The child will not go without me.
2. travel to the West tells us that all monsters with backend servers are taken away and all those without backend servers are killed by a stick.
3. What are you unhappy about? Make everyone happy.
4. I like you so much. If you like me, I will die.
5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me ?!
6. It is hard to extricate themselves, except for teeth and love.
7. When my life turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a rogue with higher education.
8. The time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.
9. The girls all wanted to find a white horse in their dreams. They opened their eyes and found that the world was full of donkeys. After grief, they could only pick one strong horse from the donkey group, such a donkey is named as an economically applicable male.
10. I will cry, and I will make trouble. I will not go to bed for a sleep all night. I will take a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and I will take a small rope for hanging. To be ugly, you need to fall in love and talk about the world full of love.
11. Our goal is to look at money and make money.
12. I was the passer-by you forgot when you turned around. Why can I spend some time with you?
13. If there is no medical insurance or life insurance, do not be brave after dark ......
14. crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balancer and other sports and fitness projects.
15. As soon as the old lady's eyes open, she knows that you are a demon.
16. No one loves the pocket.
17. cut wire with a kitchen knife in your hand and bring lightning.
18. It's not difficult to be single. What's hard is to deal with people who want you to stop being single.
19. What is happiness? Happiness means you eat fish. I eat meat and watch others chew on the bones.
20. I have been reading books for more than 10 years. I think it's better to join kindergarten!
21. I was also an infatuated seed, and it turned out to be a rain ...... Drowned.
22. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to enter the Earth to secure the love than the zombie Street.
23. If you are free to learn feng shui, it makes up for the regret that you cannot afford a good house before you die.
24. It is said that there are only two choices for people, busy or busy, I think I have a third choice: Busy waiting to die.
25. spring and summer are weak in autumn, and winter is just sleeping.
26. Missing cannot be self-satisfied, suffering cannot be self-care, result cannot be self-satisfied, and happiness cannot be self-satisfied.
27. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.
28. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, keep yourself away from security.
29. Please do not regard my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
30. Women have no talent, and I must be too wicked.
31. Zhuge Liang didn't bring any troops before going out of the mountains. Why do you want me to have work experience.
32. I have lived the same Erhu life with the blues spirit of hip hop.
33. Ostrich happiness is just a pile of sand.
34. God, it's too blue! Sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! And you! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
35. When I woke up, it was dark.
36. Drink medicine and deliver the bottle with a sling on it, and a small handkerchief from the jumping floor.
37. tianyao can be ground into a needle, but it can only be worn as a toothpick. The material is wrong and it is useless to work hard.
38. You need to figure out the scripts of your own life, not the sequels of your parents, not the predecessors of your children, but not those of your friends.
39. The longer the tree is, the more calm the wind is. The more I love him, the more I love him.
40. I want to wake up one day and open my eyes and find myself sitting in the desks and chairs of the primary school classroom. The chalk head threw by the teacher hit the forehead.
41. Teenagers are not arrogant and bold. I would like to ask where the theme came from when they were old.
42. As a monster, I wish to destroy at least one Altman.
43. In the next few decades, we will meet each other and send them to the creden. You will burn them into ashes. I am a pile of them, and no one knows who will send them all to the countryside for fertilizer ~
44. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to be derailed. The beauty of women lies in the stupidity of no regrets. The beauty of men, lies in lying.
45. I thought I was decadent. I only know today that I had to be decommissioned.
46. Immaturity signs of men can sacrifice for the ideal, and the immaturity signs can live for the humble ideal.
47. Life is like song zude's mouth. You never know who the next unlucky person will be.
48. The sun is warm and the time is good. You are not here yet. How can I grow old?
49. People are not smart and learn to be bald.
50. as a god, I am shining in this beautiful moment. Do not disturb anyone...
51. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we were old, the mirror was even.
52. Work hard !! For your Audi, my Dior.
53. I am a white-collar employee: I got my salary today, paid my rent, paid my water and electricity, bought oil rice and rice noodles, touched my pocket, and lamented that my salary was white-collar again this month...
54. Drag the child away. Son: Don't go. Okay, close the door and let the dog go!
55. Life is like this. always occupies the absolute leadership position, when countless fools shout their own control of life, master the fate. but did not see, living in a higher sky. A mocking face is exposed.
56. He is a basin of water, and poured it into your rice pile. After a few years, the water becomes mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, it can also be used to feed pigs.
57. People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
58. I am not a fortune teller on the flyover. I cannot tell you so much about it.
59. The word "two decades" indicates that my brain is twenty and my spinal cord is paralyzed. It is never necessary.
60. The real warrior dared to face his face without makeup.
61. Tianshan Tongyu-the appearance is too big, but there are three hundred and sixty-five cracks in the heart. Each crack is written in four words: spring, summer, autumn, and winter. the vicissitudes of life reach the demon.
62. This is often the case in the world, and it is too late to look back. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be any turning grass waiting for you.
63. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot die. It only takes a needle in the most painful place. Then we were crying, and we went to the opposite side. We had been ill for a long time, we are made of steel. You are not a wind, I am not a sand, and you will not be able to reach the end of the world, dry your tears, tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
64. When I looked up at the stars with my friends, we burst into tears. He fell in love and I sprained my neck.
65. In fact, you and I are all the same, and everyone is installing them. The key is to install them as they are and to form a circle. There is a threshold for them to become the legendary man of nature, no, it's stuck there. Carmen.