Post-Modern Classic Quotes _ Classic net Pick

1, hold the hand of the son, side know son ugly, tears, the son does not walk I go.
2, the journey to the road tells us: all have backstage the monster all was picked up, usually did not backstage all was a stick to kill.
3. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy.
4, I like you so much, you like me will die.
5, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!
6, is unable to extricate oneself, besides the tooth also has the love.
7. When life vicious everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated rogue.
8, the time is too thin, the finger seam is too wide.
9, the girls dream of looking for a white horse, open their eyes to find the whole of the Rambu donkey, grief, can only pick a strong from the donkey group, such donkey was named: Economic applicable male.
10, I will cry, I will make a night, sleep, a bottle of sleeping in my hand, take a small rope to hang. Ugly also want to love, talk about the world full of love.
11, our goal: the money, to the thick.
12, I was you turn to forget passers-by a, why accompany you wasted time to the end of the Earth?
13, do not have health insurance and life insurance, after dark do not be brave ...
14, crowded bus is including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects in one comprehensive movement.
15, I know that you are a demon.
16, hand pockets, no one loves.
17, hand knife chop wire, all the way sparks with lightning.
18, it's not hard to be single, it's hard to deal with people who want you to end up single.
19, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others chew bones.
20, read the book for more than 10 years, think of it or kindergarten better mix!
21, I was also a spoony seed, the result of the rain ... Drowned.
22, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but can be buried in love is better than the streets of the violent corpse.
23, there is a free study of the water, after the death of a good tomb is also calculated to make up for the life of the regret to buy a good house
24, it is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living, I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.
25, Chunkun summer lack of autumn weakness, winter just sleep.
26, Miss uncontrollably, pain can not self-care, the results can not be self, happiness can not be.
27. When I was a child I thought that I could save the whole world when I grew up, and I grew up to find that the whole world could not save me.
28, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then stay away from the safe distance.
29, please do not put my tolerance for you, as you do not face the capital.
30, the woman is not only is virtuous, I must be too wicked.
31, Zhuge Liang was not brought before the soldiers ah, why do you want me to have work experience.
32, with hip-hop blues spirit to the same life as the erhu.
33, the ostrich happiness, just a pile of sand.
34, God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life, too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, affinity! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!
35, waking up, the sky is dark.
36, drink medicine bottle, hanged to rope, jumping off a small handkerchief.
37, the iron pestle can grind into the needle, but the wood pestle can grind into the toothpick, the material is wrong, again diligently also useless.
38, you have to figure out the script of your life-not your parents sequel, not your children's prequel, not Your friend's outer chapter.
39, the tree more static and wind, I love and he is not.
40, many want to wake up one day open their eyes, found himself sitting in the primary school classroom desk chair. The teacher threw the chalk head right on the forehead.
41, the juvenile Buhu to do, bold and presumptuous, ask old age where the theme words of the year.
42, as a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Altman.
43, in the next few decades we will meet to the crematorium all burnt ashes you a bunch of me who don't know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer ~
44, the beauty of learning lies in making people confused, and the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women to cheat, the beauty of women lies in their folly, and the beauty of men lies in Bai.
45, I thought I was decadent, today I just know, originally I early scrap.
46, immature man's mark is can for the ideal heroic sacrifice, mature man's mark can for ideal lowly live.
47, life is like Song Zude mouth, you never know the next unlucky will be who.
48, warm sunshine, the years are still good, you do not come, how dare I old?
49, people are not smart, but also learn others bald.
50, I in the posture of God, shining in this beautiful moment. Don't disturb the mortal.
51. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirrors, and when we were old, the mirrors were even.
52, to work hard!! For your Audi, my Dior.
53, I am a white-collar: today, pay the rent, electricity and water, bought oil rice bubble noodles, touched the pockets, sigh, this month wages and white-collar ...
54, hold the hand of the son, drag the son away. Son said not to go, okay, close the dog!
55, life is like this. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools chanted their own control of life, mastered the fate. But did not see, lives in the higher sky. The mocking face of ridicule.
56, he is a basin of water, poured into your rice heap, a few years later, water into a mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, not useless, can also be fed to pigs.
57, the people who do not want to be slaves, are willing to be slaves of the renminbi.
58, I am not a fortune teller on the overpass, the chatter is not so much you love to listen to knock.
59, life two words two decades to aftertaste my brain convulsions, spinal spasm. Always to no avail.
60, really warrior, dare to face their own faces without makeup.
61, Tianshan Children-the appearance is too, but there are 365 cracks in the heart, each crack on the book four words, vicissitudes of the demon.
62, the world often so, want to turn back also already too late, even if you are willing to degenerate into horses, not necessarily have to turn back grass waiting for you.
63, once we all think that they can die for love, in fact, Love will not die, it only in the most painful place to tie a needle, and then we want to cry no tears, we toss and turn, we long illness into medicine, we tempered. You are not the wind, I am not sand, and then lingering also to the end of the Earth, wiped away tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
64, once and friends to look at the starry sky, with our tears, he is because of lovelorn, I was because of a sprained neck.
65, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in the pack, the key is to pretend like, loaded round, there is a threshold, pretending to go forward, become the legendary temperament, not installed, on the card there. It's Carmen.