Programmer's despise chain (all engineers despise PHP engineer 23333)

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In recent years there has been a wave of popular writing in all parts of the world, and even U.S. President Barack Obama is writing JavaScript, but as a developer to make a living by writing programs (and surfing the Internet at work) (the so-called developer is " Software Engineer "is a great way to remind people who want to learn to write a program: Choose your first program language carefully.

In the Circle of software engineers (called "Programmers" or "code farmers" in China), the phenomenon of disparage each other is very serious, and there are intricate "disdain chains" in every field of programming. From the program language, editor, platform to {is written in the if the same line or the next line, the different camp people are accustomed to despise to despise. And among them, "What program language do you use?" "We are most enthusiastic about a chain of contempt, so for just stepping into the field of programming beginners, in case of the program language selection is not good, but will be in the beginning to despise the chain of the bottom ah."

Software engineers despise chain in the end how tragic, how cruel it is. Program Language Chapter

Engineers who know functional programming despise engineers who always put design patterns on their lips, engineers who always put design patterns on their lips despise the engineers who say, "You're not oo," and they say, "You're not oo." What object orientation. It's better not to write repetitive code as a function. "The engineer, would say," Ha. What object orientation. It's better not to write repetitive code as a function. "The engineers despise the engineers who put the same piece of code everywhere and paste the same piece of code everywhere, copying the engineers to despise PM.

Engineers who write static languages despise engineers who write dynamic languages.

The engineers who write combinatorial language despise the engineers who write C language, C language Engineers despise C + + engineers, C + + engineers despise Java and C # Engineers, Java Engineers and C # engineers despise each other, and C # Engineers despise visual Basic engineers and read C # Engineers of "c Well, who read C # as a"c well, despise the idea that HTML is a programming language designer.

The engineers of Python 3 despise the engineers who are using Python 2, and the engineers of Python 2 despise the engineers who met Unicodeencodeerror.

Engineers who write IOS despise engineers who write Android, and engineers who write Android despise the engineers who write Windows Phone.

An engineer with Swift's year's experience despises engineers who have objective-c five years of experience, and engineers who write Objective-c despise PhoneGap packaged as native apps.

With React.js engineers despise engineers with ANGULARJS, ANGULARJS engineers despise jquery engineers, using jquery engineers to despise engineers with Vanilla JavaScript, Vanilla Cript's engineers despise IE's users.

will use debugger engineers despise assert engineers, with assert engineers despise only print () engineers, with Console.log () to debug Engineers despise alert () to debug engineers.

Engineers who write Ruby on Rails despise all engineers who use other languages.

What the. You said Ruby. Ruby is just a set of frameworks for Ruby on Rails, and it's not a programming language.

All the engineers despise the PHP engineer. Tool Articles

The engineers with the text editor despise the IDE's engineers.

The VIM engineers despise the engineers who use Emacs, and the engineers of Emacs despise the Vim engineers, both vim and Emacs engineers despise all engineers with other editors; Atom, notepadd++, Sublime-Text engineers Despise the engineer with Windows Notepad.

With the engineers of the Android Studio or IntelliJ idea, the engineers of Eclipse are despised, and the engineers in NetBeans are despised by the Eclipse engineer.

With Git or Mercurial engineers despise subversion engineers, and subversion engineers despise engineers who use Dropbox for versioning, engineers who use Dropbox for versioning despise engineers who don't know anything about versioning.

With ZSH engineers despise the use of Bash engineers, with bash engineers despise the use of Cygwin engineers, with Cygwin engineers despise the "command prompt character" of the engineer, with the command prompt character engineers despise GUI interface with the engineer.

The IRC engineers despised the engineers who used Hipchat and despised the designers of the slack with Hipchat engineers.

Engineers who write files with Restructuredtext despise engineers who write files with markdown, engineers who write files with Markdown despise engineers who write files with HTML, engineers who write files with HTML despise engineers who don't write files, and then work with LaTeX to write files. The master despised all the engineers.

Engineers who deploy servers with Docker despise engineers who deploy servers with ansible or Puppet, and engineers who deploy servers with ansible or Puppet despise engineers who deploy servers with Fabric. Engineers who use Fabric to deploy servers despise manual SSH engineers. OS Posts

With Mac OS X engineers despise Linux engineers, and Linux engineers despise Windows engineers.

Using Debian engineers to look down on Ubuntu engineers, Ubuntu engineers look down on LTS versions of Ubuntu's engineers. Hardware Chapter

The MacBook Pro Retina engineer despises the MacBook Air engineer, despises the ThinkPad engineer with the MacBook Air engineer, and then despises the MacBook Pro Ret with the Raspberry Pi engineer Ina's engineer.

Engineers with Dvorak keyboards despise engineers with MAC keyboards, and engineers with MAC keyboards despise engineers with QWERTY keyboards, who use a QWERTY keyboard to despise designers with hand-written boards.

The engineer sitting Aeron chair despise the engineer who sits the ordinary office chair, the engineer that sits the ordinary office chair despises with him do ordinary office chair of PM, then stand the engineer that writes the procedure to despise sit Aeron chair. Career Posts

Hardware engineers despise engineers who engage in software.

The engineers who write the OS despise the engineers who write the web, and the engineers who write the Web despise the engineers who write desktop application.

The back-end engineer despised the front-end engineer.

The engineer and the designer despise each other.

Believe Test-driven Development Engineers despise first write code again tests engineer, first write code again tests engineers despise not write tests engineer, don't write tests engineers despise and his mother disorderly change demand PM.

The engineer without a license despised the engineer who had tested a pile of certificates.

The engineers who wear casual clothes at work despise engineers who wear suits at work, and engineers who wear suits at work despise engineers who wear uniforms at work. Concluding remarks

If you look at the chain of these horrendous contempt, still not knocking down you want to learn coding heart, then I must remind you one of the most important things: first to have a girlfriend, and then learn to write programs, because once you become a software engineer, you will not have to make a girlfriend.