Programmers and drinking

Programmers and drinking (reproduced)

Everyone drinks beer. Now you are seated.
You poured yourself a cup of cola, which is called low configuration.
You poured yourself a beer, which is a standard configuration.
You poured yourself a cup of tea. The color of the tea is the same as that of beer. This is called a Trojan horse.
You poured yourself a cup of cola and a few drops of vinegar, not only in the same color as beer, but also without hot bubbles,
This is called a super Trojan.
Your colleague poured you a cup of liquor, which is recommended configuration.

The banquet starts when people arrive.
First, you have a sip. This is called unit test.
You told the people next to you that we were casual. This is called a cross-test.
But he said no, this cup is about to work. This is called stress testing.
So you said, let's get together. This is called internal testing.
At this time, the boss raised a cup to the audience. This is called a public test.

You won't be polite to them after three times.
You salute the opposite person. This is called P2P.
You give a toast to the opposite person, and he returns to you, And you respect him again ......, This is TCP.
You give a toast to a table. This is called a ring.
You said that this cup was made as long as it was a brother. This is called broadcast.
But your boss, JJ, was upset. He only had three drinks. This is a bomb.
However, your subordinate mm was upset. I took a sip and you drank a cup. This is a malicious attack.
One person came over to give a toast to this table. If you say no, you must pass through my firewall first. This is called a firewall.
Your younger siblings come to honor your wine. This is called "one-to-many.
You are a boss. Everyone is here to honor you. This is called a server.

The wine is the same, but the drinking method is different.
You have a drink, and boss has a sip. This is called C #.
You have a drink, and MM has a sip. This is called VB.
You have a cup, and your eldest brother has half a cup. This is called C ++.
You have half a cup, and your younger brother has a cup. This is called assembly.
You have a cup, and your partner has a cup. This is called C.

The wine is the same, but the people who drink alcohol are different.
The blushing you get, the more resources you need to allocate.
The more white your face is, the less resources you need to release.
You are already drunk, but I still can drink it, which is called insufficient resource quota.
You can drink it clearly, but it is called Resource Reservation.
You need to go to the bathroom after drinking for a while. This is called cache.

After three rounds of wine, you should also perform the activity.
You walk at a table. This is called a round tour.
You suddenly saw the beautiful mm of a table, and it went over. This is called priority.
You are not going to go when you sit down. This is an endless loop.
Your boss invited you to the summit and you had to go over. This is an activation event.
If you toast a table, they say no, we all drink white, so you also drink white, this is called localization.
You toast the boss, but the boss is surrounded, you can only stand in the outer ring, this is called queuing.
You have finally reached the inner ring, and proceed with caution. This is called access to the critical section.
You patted boss on the shoulder and said, "Let's have a drink. This is called crossing the border.
You don't know how many times you have been drinking it. You can only say two words. It's called UDP.
But some people ran over with a wine bottle and said they didn't drink with you just now. This is packet loss.

The last result of drinking is the same.
You suddenly ran to the toilet, which is a capture exception.
When you vomit in the toilet, you think the status is good. This is called clearing the memory.
You threw up on the table and felt ashamed. This is a program exception.
You threw up in front of the boss and felt very scared. This is called a system crash.
You spit on the boss and just fainted. This is called hardware shock.