Qq record of a Tsinghua female college student and a general sophomore

Source: Internet
Author: User

Female: In?

Male: Well, I haven't seen you for a long time. What are Tsinghua College Students busy?

Female: nothing, that is, learning and work.

Male: Oh, it's rare to see you go online. Busy people, you are also monotonous in space. You don't even have a picture!

Female: I usually don't talk about QQ. I think it is a waste of youth, time, and energy. It is really boring. It takes a lot of time to get QQ space. That's what mentally retarded children do. It's time to draw and practice words!

Male: Haha, what are you doing now? Isn't it QQ?

Female: Well, it's understandable to occasionally join the team. Today, I entered your space and read what you wrote. I want to say a few words to you.

Male: How do you feel? Is it amazing! Haha

Female: You seem to be eager for love. Are you planning to find a girlfriend on the Internet? Well, I tell you, real girls won't appear on the Internet! Good girl has a boyfriend for a long time. The girls who are swaying in the virtual world are not ugly, but are not good at character. They can't mix up in real life, so they can be cute in the world of the Internet!

Male: I don't quite agree with you!

Female: Ha ha, benevolent sees benevolence, wise sees wisdom! How old are you? What is it?

Male: Why? Is there any attempt?

Female: Just ask

Male: 22, Snake

Female: Oh, that's an adult!

Male: Nonsense!

Female: I think you are a child, silly, and childish.

Male: How big are you?

Female: I belong to a goat. I am two years younger than you, but I feel like I am 10 years older than you! Did you log on with your mobile phone?

Male: Yes

Female: what brand of mobile phone?

Male: Motorola

Female: Can videos be played?

Male: my mobile phone model is very low. It's the worst in Motorola.

Female: why not use Nokia N95?

Male: no money, poor! This is the machine you are using!

FEMALE: Yes! College students are still crying! I want to change to n97 now!

Male: Oh, you are so rich?

Female: I bought this mobile phone when I am working to make money. I will change it when I pay the fee!

Male: What are you doing working?

Female: I drew illustrations for a magazine in Beijing. I only paid 700 or 800 yuan for a magazine, but I didn't make enough money.

Male: Oh

Female: How do you make money?

Male: My parents are spending money, but they didn't go out to work to make money.

Female: Oh, you are the neighborhood!

Male: er ---

Female: rich generation?

Male: No, my family is in the countryside and is very poor.

Female: You should not be an old hacker!

Male: er ---

Female: Find a job. If a college student doesn't work now, my classmates sell newspapers, spam at the station, and convenience items at the subway station, they are all big boys.

Male: Oh ---

Female: you can find a job to send leaflets. At least make some money!

Male: I will!

Female: don't just say no, be a real-person, don't talk about it in words, and forget everything in three minutes!

Male: Oh, actually, I thought about what to do, but I couldn't find the right one ---

Female: Haha, it's appropriate! It is suitable to drink tea in the office in Zhongnanhai. Do you have the ability? Now is the time to train yourself. Don't find a job. How can this problem be solved?

Male: Oh

Female: Men should focus on their careers so that they can attract girls. When you have money, a car, and a room, the love you want will naturally come, why is it because we should blame the women for writing the harsh words, winning everyone's sympathy? I don't think so. Anyway, I hate boys like you, and I have no ambition!

Male: Oh

Female: Well, you won't be doing nothing like this. Will you only have long-lasting sorrow and sorrow for your children? Is there no ambition or ambition at all?

Male: I have.

Female: Not necessarily! Don't talk about it. I have to draw illustrations. Oh, it's really a child. I also shouted, saying, don't say you're childish. I feel funny.

Male: worship
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