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What is mathematics? You don't know. It's called mathematics.
* Really, I am not joking with you. I am not good at reading this book. I 'd better dig for coal. Ah ~~~
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I will tell you that if you are not admitted to college, you will be able to get your teeth in advance. You know what it is called tooth torch? I will tell you that you will go to the door of the people's dental Defense Institute for a stop, when I saw a person coming, you ran a math notebook and told people that I was a student in a key middle school. I couldn't even do this kind of question. People must laugh and find their teeth, if you can't find your teeth, you can just fill your teeth. Once you get your teeth done, the boss of the dental Defense Department will surely lose his mouth and smile.
* Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. If you are a group of people, diligence is equal to zero, and wisdom is equal to zero.
* Studies show that pigs are smarter than dogs, and the inspection team uses the pig's nose for arch cutting to find drugs.
* When you graduate, you must tell the next session to listen to Mr Chen's words.
* I told you that the chances of your entry into Fudan are the same as those of my entry as the president of the United States!
* If you have a good entrance exam, you can beat me 119 immediately! It's too late to beat 119. My nose blood is sprayed to the United States ~~
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Before coming in, I heard that there were more than 40 students you took to Fudan Jiao Tong University in the last test. Oh, I absolutely don't believe it. How many students can you take to Fudan Jiao Tong University in this school? What a face do I have when I graduated from Fudan! Alas ^ I looked at it. You can take 20 exams at most. I don't believe it. If I got a 40-plus exam, I will jump to the building right away! I have already visited it. The highest one in your school is the bell tower. You should be able to die when you jump down! (~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dizzy !!!)
* You are stupid. It's not your fault. It's your parents' revolutionary work is not done well.
* If you are stupid and hungry (such a stupid child), go back and ask if Ma is your father's cousin.
* There are many years of attention (dummies)
* You guys have the same degree of attention (same as above). That's the tone. Hey, you're stupid.
* For the workers in the Welfare factory, the money is still clear when the water passes down (the water passes through the mouth). The money is not clear for your support.
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In the previous session, a girl must go to the performance test department and go to Beijing. After two weeks of vacation, I said she was the same as a whiteboard, if she can take the test, she will create a model. If you want to take the test as a director, it will be nice to learn mathematics well. If you get the test, my teacher will not do it!
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(Ask him a hard question, and he will get angry again.) When I see cutting, I will tell you the question of this kind of grade. Don't say that your liberal arts class is class 15, not many people have done anything, so I told you earlier that if there are no good guys in jinyuan middle school, they won't say that jinyuan is here. jinyuan middle school students are admitted to the university, that is, make a suit with a cloth (cloth ~~~~ (Speaking monthly and monthly lectures every day, this section can be compiled into a paragraph, and it is strongly recommended that the talent show in "Good Cheer Man" can be added to this section) * It's a scientific research achievement. I can transfer it to the Chinese Emy of Sciences immediately.
* You will go home and take a good look in the mirror. If you don't have a few scallions on your head, you can buy a few to stick them on your head-install garlic.
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I want to save my life for at least five years. If I earn 0.2 million yuan a year, I will earn 1 million yuan in five years ~ In the future, you will come up with a book called "How we murder a Millionaire?"
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I can't figure it out. Is there 100 million stupid people in China? How can we find half of them in this school and concentrate on one class, I even met a class teacher who was so smart (and then sighed !!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ *
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Students, the Huangpu River hasn't installed a lid till now. This is the dereliction of duty of the Shanghai Municipal builder. So you can skip it if you are not in college. At that time, people will be responsible for pulling you up.
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You don't want to see that your mom and dad are both boss managers now. When you get there, you just need to take a nap in the sewer pipe, so you can only count on your next generation for over a decade or two years to fight back and help you, what is this? You know cutting-the generational inheritance. I thought that when I took the college entrance examination, I wanted my father-in-law to go to the Railway Bureau to go to work without going to college, then our class teacher came to my house and told my mom that I was a talented person. Then I got into Fudan. (If the generational Inheritance theory applies to him as well, then his children ...... Haha )?
* Jinyuan's female teachers cannot teach mathematics well. They all adopt the family-based approach.
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It was your last day when I published the announcement in July, so I asked your parents to buy the coffin first. In June 9, I went to bed in it, covered the lid, and nailed the lid from it with a nail.
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When our new house is well decorated, I will close you one by one to my basement for mathematics. Then I will cover the lid and come back in 10 minutes. You are all bored.
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I told you, the formula is the easiest. Please ask a migrant workers for a cheap price of 5 RMB for an hour, if you cannot carry it out, let him stand behind you with a stick. They are very happy to be able to beat people with money!
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I was going to get married this year. This is the son of zensan (animal store), which makes my husband and wife scattered and cannot be married ...... (As he said at the parent conference, his class took the last one !)
* What do you know is natural disasters and man-made disasters? Natural Disasters mean that you are born with low IQ. Natural disasters mean that you do not work hard the day after tomorrow.
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According to my research, what are 26 English letters? It's for yuan. 26 lower-case letters are used up and 26 upper-case letters are used! 26 uppercase letters have been used up, and Alpha has been replaced by him, Ma; come! Change it, ah! It doesn't matter if you change your location in the next day!
* Everyone in our school is made of cloth. The so-called good student is the scouring cloth sold in the supermarket.
* If one day you hear me scold you for not laughing, but crying, it means you are saved! PS: The last sentence struck me. I did laugh at him from the beginning to the end... I am not saving it .... |
