Quotations from Zhou Libo

1. People must travel, especially girls. It is very important for a girl to know. If you see more, you will naturally be open-minded and broad-minded, which will affect your views on many things. Travel makes people knowledgeable, especially for girls. It gives them more confidence and will not lose their way in the material world.

2. There are two types of feelings that are the least easy in the world: one is that a man who has always been crying has shed blood for you. The second is a bloody man who shed tears for you.

3. Learn this: 1. Others are proud of themselves, but you are vain. 2. Other people show their eloquence. You have to think carefully. 3. When others try to show off the details, you can hide your secrets. 4. If you compete with others, you are far away from right and wrong. 5. When someone else goes straight, you get the circle. 6. If someone else breaks your head, you will fall in. 7. You can't afford it, but you can't afford it. 8. Others are arrogant, but you are not dazzling. Low profile: attitude and wisdom!

5. giving up is a kind of wisdom, and a defect is a kind of favor: When you have six apples, you should take out five for others to eat. On the surface, you have lost five apples, in fact, they get the friendship and affection of five people. When others have other fruits, they will certainly share with you. You will get an orange, a pear, and finally you may get five different fruits and five different flavors, five different colors, five people's friendship.

6 .. Why don't you say "you have a boyfriend ?" Directly say "I want to chase you"; why don't you say "I'm worried about you" without saying "why are you not going home "; why don't you say "What are you doing" directly, "Do you miss me? "; Why don't you think "what do you think I think !" Simply say "it's not because I love you"; why don't you say "will you leave me?" And say "I can't leave you !"

7. There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused. Those who live in tomorrow are waiting. Those who live in today are the most steadfast. You will never be able to predict the unexpected and tomorrow which will come earlier. So what we can do is to do our best to live today. Remember: Today is always the expectation of the person who died yesterday.

8. A person often has the same dream. In his dream, he finds that he has discovered a major secret of the world. When he wakes up, he cannot remember anything. Finally one day, he decided to dig out the secret, so he put paper and pen on his pillow and went to bed again. When he dreamed again, he wrote down the secret of the world while waking up. When I woke up, I saw the paper saying: bananas are big, so are bananas!

9. If one day we lose our memories and forget to want it. If one day we lose our voice, we cannot express it. If one day we were blind, we would never see it again. If one day we lose, we will never get back. If one day we lose trust, it will no longer be worth believing. If one day we cannot communicate, tolerate, or pour out, we can't extricate ourselves, and we can't do anything... what else do we have?

10. Ye is not your little raccoon and cannot play with your pleasure. Life is short and you must be sexy. Tolerance or cruelty. Downlink uplink: It may seem like a; downlink: however, it may not be lost. When some things do not need to be lifted, the surface is subject to secretly resistance. The hacker is brave enough to identify mistakes and never change. A man is a dog. The vow is just a moment of failure.

11. do not copy the path, otherwise it will run White; do not go around the road, otherwise it will be late; do not go to evil ways, or else it will go to jail; do not go blackly, otherwise it will get a knife; do not just want, do not pay less; don't rush, be sure to quit; don't ask for a return, it's time to come naturally; don't rush to get it, calm and don't get angry; don't be afraid of people smile, see who laugh to get old; don't pretend to know, ask if you do not understand.

12. I got up and left the test room when I saw most of the questions during the history test because I didn't review them before. The teacher was surprised. I said: Our teenagers should pay more attention to the future ......

13. Cabbage, radish, kelp, fans, and tofu go to the hotel happily. Q: Why? "Go to the wonton !" The man then asked: Who treats the guests? "Mutton !"

14. Laifu spent a lot of effort to write a love letter to the girl you like. At last, he added: I have answered this examination paper and will wait for your admission notice !!! It wasn't long before I wrote back. There were only four words on the letter: the quota was full. I sent a letter again: How will I register for the next issue? This reply is: wait until the next semester begins!

15. Stay at the restaurant: Give me a meat roll, some breads and a good word. When the waiter sent a roll of meat and bread, dumb asked: What kind of good words do I want? The waiter whispered: Do not eat this meat roll!

16. FEMALE: I already have a boyfriend. Male: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others-An infatuated man. Male: I already have a girlfriend. Female: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others -- wipe! Face-less John.

17. We are not perfect people, but we have to accept ourselves. Comfort yourself when you are alone, and warm yourself when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, say goodbye to the dependency, and say goodbye to the weak one. Life is not only warm, and the road of life will never be smooth, but as long as you have confidence in yourself, know your own value, know and cherish yourself, everything in the world is not perfect, you can all face it calmly.

18. A man needs 0.1 million yuan to buy a car, but the man only takes 99998 yuan, and the difference is 2 yuan! Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door and said to him, "Please, give me two yuan. I want to buy a car !" After hearing this, the beggar generously handed the 4 yuan to the man and said, "I need to buy one for me ."

19. I 've been to your world, but it's a pity that I just passed by. What you hate is that you cannot get rid of it. I am your passer-by, but you have become a passthrough in my heart... you can't find the reason for sorrow. If you are worse than me, I am not qualified to evaluate.

20. Three Laws of the workplace;: either endure! Either! Or roll!

21. Let you see the seven sentences in your life: 1. the past will not come back, and the future will not be perfect. 2. Who should I look at if I am not strong or weak? 3. Take a complex mood, look at a complicated life, and take a complicated path. 4. Use an indifferent attitude to settle your speech. 5. Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is regressing. 6. Expectation, waiting, and failure are so tangled in life. 7. We are not inappropriate, but you are more suitable.

22. There are 5 eggs in the refrigerator. The first one says to the second: Ah ~ You see ~ 5th eggs have hair ~~ Terrible ~! The second said to the third party: Ah ~ You see ~ 5th eggs have hair ~~ It's terrible. It's terrible ~! The third said to the fourth, Ah ~ You see ~ 5th eggs have hair ...... The fifth egg heard: Roll ~! Lao Tzu is kiwi ~!!!

23. There are no consequences and results in life. The reason why people are unhappy may also be delayed by themselves. If you are too persistent in a person, you can waste your youth if you have one thing ......

24. it's too late to fall in love, it's too early to get married, it's too late to spend money, it's too difficult to earn money, it's not fun to play, it's not graduation at work, it's too tender to be with the 80 s, old together with the 90 s ...... Are you?

25 .. The hunter jumped out of a black bear and the hunter was thrown into the black bear as soon as it was too late to take a shot. After half an hour, the Black Bear still flew into the hunter, and the hunter wondered: Is it swollen? Suddenly he saw a cloth around the neck of the black bear, which said: hug the bear.

26. Guy: "Sir, I really hope that you will be able to congratulate on your 99-year-old birthday next year ." Old Man: "Young man, you are so young and healthy, it should be okay to live for next year ."

27. there will always be such a person. Maybe he is very good, he is very nice; maybe he has nothing, he is not very nice, but we love him; we will pay for him, wait for him, and don't even know him. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us base on him for many years. Finally, I suddenly woke up and looked back: this person is not so, but our "stubborn" is loving him.

28. There are 12 words of human troubles, which cannot be left blank and cannot be viewed or forgotten.

29. if you have 1 million, buy a suite and add our love to your favorites. If you have 0.1 million, buy a car to drive our love. If you have 10 thousand, buy a diamond ring, witness our love; you have 1 thousand, go for an outing, let us fly our love; you have 0.1 thousand, eat a candlelight dinner, romantic our love; you have 0.01 thousand, buy a bottle of water and water our love.

30. Why is it that boys wear trousers and girls wear trousers and stockings ?? Why is it abnormal for boys to wear boxer briefs and hot pants for girls ??? Why is a boy wearing a vest and a girl wearing a vest or a sling ?? Why! Why!

31. three things in life: Learn to close the door and learn to give up on computing. Say three words: Forget it! It doesn't matter! Yes! Learn three things: helping others enjoy themselves. Learn 3: Do not punish others for their mistakes. Do not punish others for their own mistakes. Life three hate: one hate haitang no fragrance two hate catfish multi-Thorn three hate Dream of Red Mansions unfinished

32. don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it. ------- do not say that you love me easily, unless you are serious, because I may do crazy things, such ...... believe You.

33. Love is a lie we all believe.

34. Which of the following statements do you like? 1. You are not allowed to bear your own grief. Is my shoulder a decoration. 2. You are not allowed to stay up late. Do you have to stay up late and get tired? I will feel bad when you are tired. 3. You are not allowed to get up early. Wait until I finish breakfast and bring it back to you. 4. You are not allowed to think about it. My heart is so big that it is all about you. 5. You are not allowed to be the first happy person in the world, because you and I are the happiest.

35.:Life is like a pressure cooker. When the pressure is too high, you will be familiar with it. Did you think I would watch you die? Absolutely not. I will close my eyes. The farthest distance in the world Is not the ends of the earth, but I am in China Telecom and you are in China Netcom. The spat is used to count banknotes, rather than simply speaking. When there is a problem, you should first find the cause on your own. If you don't have constipation, you will blame the earth for no gravity.

36. five lies that women love to tell: 1. tell me the story of you and her. I will not be angry (I must be angry after talking about it) 2. old wife, don't get any Valentine's Day gifts (if you don't buy it, you're done) 3. I think I really don't like you. 4. I don't want to be a boyfriend for the moment! You are less than half of my mate selection criteria. 5. I care about a person in my heart (that person is fictional for someone like you)

37. It may not rain on cloudy days. Breaking up is not necessarily the most sad thing. Hate, not necessarily for a lifetime. Disappointment is not necessarily despair. Face, not necessarily the most sad. Lonely, not necessarily unhappy. Yes, you do not have to stay together. Silence is not necessarily indifference. Lost, not necessarily no longer owned. Failed, not necessarily give up. Miracle, not necessarily. As long as this second is not desperate, there will be hope for the next second!

38. This city is big enough to tolerate all your quirks and habits. People are busy with their own lives and regard indifference as a respect for privacy. It's good, it's okay, it's good, it's okay, everyone said so, so you said so too. Those who complain about you, dumped the bitter water, and left you to continue, you do not care very much, because you just pretend to be listening. ---- The world is so big, but we are still so lonely!

39. [seven things that must be done in the same way as Taobao secret] ① open your boyfriend and take the Best Picture in shopping; ② work together for beauty and fitness; ③ share the mood of each other; listen to the other party's nagging; ④ go to the health check together; ⑤ watch the performances together; scream together. 6. take a selfie in the United States. 7. sing KTV together. We have a required track. Kids shoes, have you ever done these things?

40. A woman cannot be too beautiful. Being Too beautiful will be called a vase. A woman cannot be too intelligent. Being too intelligent will be called an invisible killer. A woman cannot be too sexy, being too sexy will be called a man-in-law; a woman cannot be too gentle or too gentle to be called a man-in-law; a woman cannot be too strong or too powerful to be called a man-in-law; a woman cannot be too cute, being cute is called naive ignorance. It's really hard to be a girl!

41. The reporter interviewed a grandmother! The reporter asked: "What do you think about the problem of setting off firecrackers in cities ?" Grandma: "What else can I do? Is to climb the window to see ......"

42. [playful words] 1. Good people always say that I am simple. In fact, I know that they are just embarrassed to say that I am sb. 2. When you are young, if you love, never say forever. 3. TT: I used to know that it was a browser, but later I knew that it was another thing. 4. The quality of the military quilt is good. There is no signal in the cell phone hiding from the quilt!

43. immature performance of girls: 1. Love is the most important thing in life; 2. Clothes are used to express their temperament; 3. It is easy for male to blindly change themselves; 4. People talk about their emotional experiences. 5. constantly ask your boyfriend "Do you love me?" 6. easily meet with netizens. 7. retain your feelings on the grounds of pregnancy; 8. always fantasizing about marrying a rich man; 9. always refuse to admit mistakes; 10. Treat lovelorn as the end of the world

44. Each of us is like a clown playing with five balls. Five balls are your work, health, family, friends, and soul. Only one of the five balls is made of rubber. If it falls down, it will play, that is, work. The other four balls are made of glass. If they are dropped, they will be broken. This passage is worth pondering.

45. Advanced: ① wise people can see it clearly, so they cannot argue. ② Open-minded people can think about it, so they cannot fight. ③ The good man knows the meaning of God, so he is not in a hurry. ④ The virtues are modest, so there is no noise. ⑤ The wise man can put it down, so he is not crazy. 6 confident people are willing to work hard, so it is correct. 7. The righteous people are handed over to the rest of the world, so they are not alone. Those who are passionate about fame and fortune are not independent. The quiet pedestrian has a far-reaching potential, so it is not a compromise. The contentment of people often happy, so not old.

46. 1. Because money is treated as dung, flowers are always inserted on the cow dung. 2. A man wants to lock the zipper of his wallet and the zipper on his trousers. 3. A woman has a big belly, while a man has a big belly. The former is because of fertilization, and the latter is because of alcohol. 4. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom: Let people put urine in the mirror. 5. The effect of weeping on the wound is the same as that of sprinkling salt on the wound.

47. The most painful thing physically, you have experienced a few: biting your tongue during a meal. He fell asleep in the car and knocked on the glass. You can play with clips to get your hands. Yan sat in the chair and shook the chair and threw himself down. When the left foot is mixed with the right foot, the system falls down. The corner of the table or cupboard hurts a lot. You can pull it from your body and paste it. Pull your clothes and zip them to your chin. When I stepped on the stairs, I suddenly fell down. I 've experienced it all, so it's invincible!

48. Differences between men and women: 1. Women cannot stand old, and men cannot stand poor. . 2. A woman will get married when she is desperate. A man is desperate. A woman will divorce him .. 3. Being a lover makes a man feel bad, and being a wife makes a man have a headache .. 4. Female's housekeeping skills are coquetry, while men's housekeeping skills are lie .. 5. A man will write poems when he falls in love with a woman. A woman will dream when she falls in love with a man ....

49. put ten men and one woman on the island. Three months later, I saw the men make a chair and carry the woman to play. The woman is charming and charming, and the face is peach blossom! Ten more women and a man were released to the island. Three months later, they saw women surrounded by a coconut tree, who threw stones up and teased them with fruit, the man is as thin as a monkey and will not die when he embraces the tree!

50. I can't trust anything in these years. I only rely on myself... Depend!