"Hot wen" why do programmers obsess about cats?

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1. Why is programmers obsessed with cats?
2. Michael Disibio ' s answer
3. Bruno Skvorc ' s answer
4. Interesting: Why do some programmers especially like cats?

Why is programmers obsessed with cats (why programmers are obsessed with cats)

I have seen it in many pics of programmers, blog posts etc.
I'm curious about the rate at which the pictures and blogs of the cats are so high. (Why is the programmer obsessed with cats?) ）

Michael Disibio's answer

2. A cat takes more interest in your code than your spouse or your boss.
   The meow will accompany you to knock the code, and your wife, your boss will not.

4. Cats don ' t mind watching your code for hours on end. In fact, they find it comforting and would fall asleep nearby.
   The meow will lie next to you and watch you knock the code ... And then fell asleep (maybe it was a great pleasure to see someone knocking at the code)

6. A cat would take a keen interest in the cursor moving on the screen if it catches their attention.
   The cat will use his paw to catch the moving cursor on the screen, of course, nothing can be caught, haha (IQ moving).

8. Cats Love keyboards.
   Meow people like to play keyboards.

10. If you leave your coding post for a few minutes and return, your cat'll be sitting on your chair D say, "is really going to keep up this pitiful charade of coding, or does I have a to show how it's done?"
    When you leave the computer for a while, you will come back and find that the cat is lying in your chair, staring at you, looking smug, as if to say: "The code is simply numberguess crossword pain, need me to tell you what to do?" ”

12. Like programmers, cats don ' t really has time for full meals. They nibble throughout the day.
    Like programmers, cats don't have a regular meal, and they have time to eat.

14. A Cat's measure of success, like software, was inversely proportional to the expenditure of energy needed to get things don E.
    The Mew people are very efficient.

16. When a cat have no more interest in what are going on at the keyboard, he walks away and finds someplace to sleep, as does t He programmer.
    The cat will find a place to sleep when he is tired, which is very similar to the programmer.

18. Night to solve a particular coding requirement and you succeed, your cat would come running into the Kitche N and celebrate with-4:00am with a bowl of cream.
    When it takes a whole night to solve the technical problem, even at 4 o'clock in the morning, the cat will celebrate with you, provided he has a bowl of milk (foodie) to prepare.

Bruno Skvorc's answer

There ' s an old joke that fits the bill.
Let me tell you a joke first.

A programmer finds a frog and picks it up. To his astonishment, the Frog speaks.
One day, the programmer found a frog, which surprised him that the frog could speak.

• "Kiss me and I ' ll turn into a princess."
• "Give me a kiss and I'll become a princess." ”

The programmer puts it in its pocket and moves on. The ignored Frog speaks again.
Instead of the frog, the programmer put the frog in the bag and walked away. Walking, the Frog spoke again.

• "Kiss me and I ' ll turn into a princess. I ' ll even kiss you and let's hold my hand for a day. "
• "You Kissed me and made me a princess." Or you let me kiss, I let you hold my hand for one day. ”

Once again ignored, the frog ups the stakes.
The programmer once again ignored the words of the frog. The frog began to dawn the reason, move to love.

• "Alright, turn Me into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a week. You can even show me to your friends. "
• "Well, if you help me become a princess, I promise to be your girlfriend for a week." You can even take me to show off to your friends. ”

No Response.
No response (silence ...). ）

• "Seriously, Guy, I'm hot. I'll have the sex with you, I'll tell all your friends we do it and you were awesome, you can use me as a trophy to brag. "
• "Seriously, lad, I'm very hot. You turn me into a princess, I'll be with you hey. You can show off to your friends and I'll tell them how powerful you are. ”

This prompted a response out of the programmer:
Finally, the programmer spoke:

• "Look, I ' m a programmer, I don ' t has time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, that ' s kinda cool. "
• "You see, I'm a programmer, and I don't have time for a girlfriend." But it's really cool to have a talking frog. ”

Programmer's inner monologue: Let me kiss a frog, still want me to be her girlfriend, still want to let me with her hey, this frog brain is not sick, right?

Same thing with cats. Cats has the greatest compromise between being human-like and low maintenance.
Cats are very similar to people and do not need to spend too much effort to take care of them.

They feel like companions if they need to feel like companions, and they take care of themselves most of the time. They don ' t noise and is perfect meditation buddies when you ' re coding and they ' re silently looking at your Keypresse s a couple inches over. Sometimes a problem just needs to being talked through with yourself to come up with a solution because silent thinking doesn ' t help, and they ' re perfect listeners.
Most of the time, the MEW takes care of himself, and when they need a companion, they first turn themselves into qualified companions. When you hit the code, they will be quiet on the side of the lie, not noisy. They are good listeners when you need to talk to yourself to solve problems that can't be solved by meditation.

They ' re extremely clean, if you are need to clean up after them and replace their sustenance once per day. They ' ll come comfort if you're sad (seriously) and they ' ll play when you want to play (mostly). They won ' t bother you if you don ' t want to be bothered. They ' ll even get you rid of the most production-choking pests like mosquitos and flies. Living with a cat is symbiosis.
The cat is very fond of clean, every day as long as the regular cleaning feeding on the line. The MEW person will comfort you when you are sad, accompany you happy when you are happy, when you do not want to be interrupted silently accompany you. With the meow, even the annoying flies and mosquitoes are gone. This is a symbiotic relationship.

"Hot wen" why do programmers obsess about cats?