Speech topic: "Programmers, please look outside the world"
Everyone knows I'm a programmer, and I've known the most typical three programmers for a few years.
The first programmer who doesn't like to talk . In our company Ah, there is such a colleague, a work Kua cha a headset in the head, and then began their work, noon dinner when everyone is not want to talk, all in the bow to chat QQ and. At work he phala also very busy, suddenly careful observation, he and his seat on the back of the colleague chatting QQ, the world's furthest distance is not the distance between life and death, but you do behind me we are chatting with QQ. Therefore, the most non-speaking people in our program, the mouth can't keep up with the speed of thinking, found that the mouth can not express what we want to say.
The second programmer without time . No matter what you ask him to do, or go out to play, his answer is always: "No time, modify the program". Beard, for several days without scraping, barber shop, we have to close the door, because our hair can be from the inch hair, always let it long enough to comb the whip. The morning of two or three, found that the circle of friends updated, that is us, because we just released the launch of our program. The most serious work, in our process, we really work as a life, no day of the points, also can not weekend.
The third is a very fashion programmer . In our company Ah, there are such a colleague, a period of time there is a new hairstyle, sometimes exploding head, and sometimes come to an unsolicited roll, sometimes ah will come a comb head or something. His camera lens will have to tens of thousands of yuan, electronic equipment are Apple's, general AH also all the latest. His keyboard is the top of the range of mechanical keyboards and keyboards. It is said that, once his girlfriend's birthday to his girlfriend to buy a new mechanical keyboard, or the collection version of the Oh, but his girlfriend did not recognize Ah, to angry bad throw away. So to speak, the most technologically advanced people in our procedural world.
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fact, I understand why most of our programmers do not have a girlfriend, or have a wife and it is difficult to quarrel with the situation, you know why? (pauses for some time). Because we do not love talking, no time, only focus on the virtual world. We do the work of moving bricks, but there is a dream to change the world. Programmers, please look outside the world, human beings, in addition to the procedures, as well as humans, we are not ape class.
Steed a leap, not ten steps. Nag travels ten drive, work in not shed. Let us witness the power of perseverance. I don't know how long I can hold on, but I believe persistence is strength. Java High-end communication group: 240619787;
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