|
Option |
Proportion |
Number of votes |
1 |
If God wants to make a person perish, he must first make him crazy. If God wants to make a person crazy, he must first buy a house. |
|
4003 |
2 |
We walked too fast, and our soul couldn't keep up ...... |
|
4316 |
3 |
Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you a little farther away from me! |
|
4382 |
4 |
You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see my tears on the keyboard. |
|
2992 |
5 |
Master, do you know? Brother Two's meat is more expensive than Master's meat. |
|
8160 |
6 |
A long time ago, lie and the real river took a bath, lie first wash, wear real clothes to leave, true but refuse to wear lie clothes. Later, in people's eyes, it was hard to accept the naked truth only when people were wearing real clothes. |
|
7725 |
7 |
Busy is a kind of happiness, so that we don't have time to experience the pain, and traveling is a kind of happiness. It makes us feel the real life, fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, so that we have no time to empty, may your life be colorful and always happy! |
|
3049 |
8 |
In Africa, when the gazelle wakes up every morning, he knows that he must run faster than the fastest lion, or else he will be eaten. when a lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle; otherwise, he will be starved to death. whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun rises, you 'd better start running. |
|
3201 |
9 |
Ren Yingying taught Ling Hu Chong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Ling Hu Chong; Yue lingshan taught Lin Ping's martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Ping; Xiao Long taught yang Wu Gong, and later she fell in love with Yang Guo; old urchin taught Yi Gu martial arts, and later he fell in love with Gu; but, why don't I have a female teacher or TA who taught me to fall in love with me? |
|
1345 |
10 |
I heard that women are like clothes and siblings. In retrospect, I went naked for 19 years! |
|
3953 |
11 |
Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince; he may be a monk; not necessarily an angel with wings -- mom said, it is a bird. |
|
2413 |
12 |
When a person is on the phone, he suddenly doesn't know what to say. He just wanted to hear the familiar voice. What he really wanted was just a string deep in his own heart. |
|
4392 |
13 |
Tigers don't make sense. You treat me as Hello Kitty! You think I'm Snoopy! |
|
2442 |
14 |
Being pregnant is like getting pregnant. After a long time, you can see it. |
|
3699 |
15 |
Years of mineral water |
|
2381 |
16 |
A fault is a temporary regret, and a miss is a permanent regret! |
|
3921 |
17 |
When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me ....... |
|
3235 |
18 |
Fall, climb up and cry again ~~~ |
|
4078 |
19 |
Uplink: recalling the past, Red Rice, pumpkin soup, wife, and children. downlink: see the present, white rice, wang ba Tang, a child, and a wife |
|
2305 |
20 |
The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heartbroken and stick it up by yourself. |
|
3917 |
21 |
My career is from the country, my honors are from the Organization, my achievements are led, my salary is my wife, my property is my children, and my mistake is my own. |
|
2301 |
22 |
My bachelor's degree is a master's degree, my master's degree is a doctor, and my doctor is followed by a post-doctoral degree. What about my post-doctoral degree? If you are brave enough to read for another two years, you will be a warrior. If you are brave enough to read for another five years, you will read for another seven years as a martyr. What about the martyrs? The Ministry of Education will launch Saint Seiya, who has been bronze for 2 years and silver for 7 years. If you are willing to read more after graduation, you will have the chance to test Athena !!! |
|
4388 |
23 |
Good love means you see the world through a man. Bad love means you give up the world for one person. |
|
5056 |
24 |
Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled for a night, and your face was so thick that I could not live in this world. Lord! Forgive him. I killed myself! |
|
3258 |
25 |
Bored at work? Play with a coin. Go online on the front, go to bed on the opposite side, and work on the erect side. If you work hard on the tilt side, apply for overtime when you smash it. If you break out two coins, you will fall down every day! |
|
3695 |
26 |
Comrades: Don't stock up. The risk is too high. It's still the safest to make tofu! If it is hard, it is dried bean curd. If it is thin, it is made of bean curd skin. If it is not made of soy milk, it is stinky! Steady earning |
|
4391 |
27 |
After all, I failed to get the BMW. I could only watch it go in the sunset. It wasn't my engine that was bad, but my car chain fell. |
|
2993 |
28 |
Notice: Recently, the autumn cold is approaching. Please do a good job of defense. If you have a husband, a husband, and a wife, you have a warm water bottle. If you do not have a warm water bottle, you have no warm water bottle, hold the gas tank (note that it should be ignited ). Do not hold chickens, ducks, and other animals in disorder to prevent bird flu. The South fly of the South fly, the hair changing, it is really not good to hibernate |
|
2085 |
29 |
It can also be impulsive, indicating that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, indicating that you do not understand life |
|
6383 |
30 |
The greatest regret in life is that you mistakenly insist on what you shouldn't stick to, and easily give up what you shouldn't give up ...... |
|
10101 |
31 |
New morning call-why should I stay asleep? |
|
6058 |
32 |
What makes you tired is not a mountain in the distance, but a sand in your shoes. |
|
4622 |
33 |
Sometimes, the greatest relief when waiting in the dining room is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting in the back. |
|
5648 |
34 |
The direction of the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of blocking, but I'm afraid that I will surrender. |
|
3660 |
35 |
The wine is packed in a bottle like water. When you drink it in your stomach, you can talk about it and start your mouth. When you get up and find water in the middle of the night, you will regret it in the morning. At noon, the wine cup is still quite beautiful. |
|
2925 |
36 |
If you don't care about me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun... It is also the most famous in Tianjin... Hey hey... |
|
3309 |
37 |
Mom said that people would better not miss two things. The last class of cars going home and a person who loves you deeply |
|
6915 |
38 |
I asked a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years: "If you die, what do you plan to write ?" He said, "I have solved the housing problem !" |
|
6952 |
39 |
On that day, I saw a big mom burning paper and muttered: I got all my funds ~~ |
|
5163 |
40 |
The beauty of learning lies in confusing people. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to be derailed. The beauty of women lies in the stupidity of no regrets. |
|
3753 |
41 |
If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. |
|
5311 |
42 |
Zhuge Liang didn't bring any troops before he went out! Why should I have work experience? |
|
6092 |
43 |
I am made in China, with a factory Date of 180--long and a net weight of 67 kg. Artificial intelligence (AI) is used to provide complete parts and stable operation. After more than 20 years of operation, this product is trustworthy. This product has complete procedures and is optional for future replacement. Due to development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to jointly develop the second-generation products. If you are interested, please contact! |
|
3917 |
44 |
I am a national treasure! |
|
3348 |
45 |
I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks !!! However, money cannot be fake !!!! |
|
3148 |
46 |
The offline person never knows how long the online person has waited for her ...... |
|
4398 |
47 |
Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your diploma, and your resume. Send the photo to the National Space Administration (NASA). To celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, recruit chang'e! (Comes with rabbits) |
|
1723 |
48 |
Fate is responsible for shuffling, but we play cards ourselves! |
|
3852 |
49 |
Why is there a thing ~ |
|
4508 |
50 |
If 10 million is in the middle, I will buy 30 houses for rent to others, and I will pay the rent every day. Wow ~~ Enrich! |
|
3767 |