Refer to Haha ~~ Let me laugh at you ~~

A girl went out to play mahjong in the evening and went home in the middle of the night for fear of waking her husband. She took off her clothes in the living room and gently walked into the bedroom. Unexpectedly, her husband woke up. She was surprised to see that: I am your father, beat it up and make it look like this!
2. Yesterday, an eight-way car in Chengdu was shouted for smoke. More than a dozen people with their own hammers pulled out the hammers and hammers them to smash the glass battles. All of them jumped out and ran, when a woman jumped out of the car, the result was a false shock. The bus driver yelled at me: the child God shouted in a mess, and I was scared out of my urine.
The truth is:
Today, they asked her about the 8 th road. They said that someone touched the ass of the girl. Then the girl screamed, and everyone smashed the glass and thought it had burned again, as a result, the driver's hand was also hurt.
The girl scream: "It's a fire, touch the hammer !"
3. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to be derailed. The beauty of women lies in the stupidity of no regrets. The beauty of men, lies in lying.
4. a hungry wolf eats food and hears a woman training a child: When you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf! When the child cried for a night, the Wolf waited until dawn and sighed: scammers and women are scammers!
5. To commemorate the Red Army, Mr. Huang named his son "Jun" and gave his son a class one day. When he saw 8 bus stops, he shouted at his son: "Huang Jun is running, and 8 is coming!
6. A bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle. The carpenter gave him a hammer. The bear came to the mountains to meet a tiger and gave him a sickle and a hammer, the Tiger said: you are still a party member!
7. The farmer picked up the dung and asked the foreigner, "How much is this sauce? The farmer said no, and the foreigner put his hand in his mouth and thought: You don't tell me how much it costs, and I won't tell you how much your sauce stinks.
8. A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not released, and then the second shot was put... the third shot... the prisoner cried at this moment: you can throw me to death, too fucking scary!
9. An old lady wiped her tears and said, "scare the dead! A few coal miners were stabbed in a row and shot without aiming at them. The children were so scared that they couldn't stop the rope!