[Reference] Methods for venting, please do not use it easily

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Do not use it easily.
Do not use it easily! I have to make a call. A man receives the call after dialing. I politely said, "I'm Hu zhengming. Please refer to" WAN HONG ." The phone hangs up after a click! Unexpectedly, there were such rude people. I found the phone number of wanhong. This is the correct one. It turns out that the last two digits are reversed. After hitting the phone, I saw that the wrong number was still on the table and decided to dial it again. The same person. I yelled at "you are a Sb" and then hung up. Next to his number, I noted "SB" and collected it into the drawer.

Every once in a while, when I want to make a payment to someone else, or when I get upset, I will call him. As soon as he picks up, he will say, "You're a Sb !" Then, I am happy.

Later, China Telecom launched a call to show that it was really a blow to me, and it was impossible to harass that sb. But one day I came up with a solution. When I called him, he answered and said, "Hello, I am from China Telecom. Are you interested in our call display service ?" "No !" He shouted and hung up. I hit it again immediately: "You are a Sb !"

I want to tell you this story. If you're upset, you can make a call. Next, let's look at it.

A fat man spent a long time driving his car out of the shopping center, just as he didn't want to leave. His car moved slowly from the parking space. I stepped back and gave her more space to move out. "Long live," I thought, she finally left.

Suddenly a black BMW was retrograde from the aisle in the parking lot and inserted into the fat car's parking space. I burst into the horn and shouted, "Why are you doing this? I'm here !" The guy came out of BMW and walked into the mall without throwing me away. * When I don't exist! I think this is another asshole. There are so many Sb in the world. I saw a "this car is for sale" in its rear window. I copied the phone and found another place to stop the car.

A few days later, I just harassed Sb 1 and said it was a big Sb (I set it to a single-key direct dial number, it is easier to call). I think of the phone number of BMW Hei, also give it a good one. Someone answered the phone after a few rings.

"Do you have a black BMW for sale ?" I said.
"Yes ."
"Can I see it ?"
"Okay, I live in building 8, leyuan community, No. 327, Zhongshan East Road. The car stops downstairs ."
"How do you call it ?"
"My name is Wang zhibin ."
"When is it easier to get to the car ?"
"I am at night ."
"Listen, Old Wang, you have something to tell you ."
"Let's Talk ."
"You are a Sb !" I hung up. Then I set it to single-key direct dial.

I Have To Say It seems better at first, but the problem is that I have to call two Sb instances. A few months later, I felt boring. After seriously considering this problem, I thought of a solution:

First, I will call Sb 1. After the other party received the answer, I said, "You are a Sb !" But do not stop.
Then Sb said, "Are you still there ?"
I said, "Yes ."
He said, "Don't harass me all the time ."
I said, "please ."
He said, "What is your name ?"
I told him: "Wang zhibin ."
He said, "Where do you live ?"
I said, "My black BMW is parked downstairs, building 8, leyuan community, No. 327 Zhongshan East Road ."
"I'm coming soon, boy. You may want to pray ."
"Yes, I'm so scared, Sb !" I hung up.
Then I call Sb 2. Wang zhibin answered.
"Hello, SB ." I said.
"Once I find out who you are," he said.
"How is it ?"
"Beat you ."
"Okay, the opportunity is coming. I'm coming, SB ." I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and reported an alarm. I told j c that I was about to go to leyuan community, No. 327, Zhongshan East Road. I planned to kill my rival as soon as I got there.

Another hotline was sent to the municipal television station, saying that the leyuan community was being shelved.

Then I got on the bus and headed for Zhongshan East Road to see the excitement.

Wonderful! Watching two Sb attacks in front of six police cars, a group of journalists took photos around the place-the best experience of my life