★Rural people are not used to the silly things of the city.★

I. Go out and take the elevator to the gym on the 7th floor, and then sweat on the treadmill.

2. surfing the internet in the middle of the night, go to the karaoke room and dance hall, and stay sleepy. Then insomnia and sleeping pills are taken.

3. Call your son a "bunny" or a pet dog a son.

4. Choose the most distinctive restaurant to eat, eat the most delicious food, and talk about obesity on the wine table.

5. Use the tree planting area on the side of the road to build a building and plant bonsai at home.

6. I don't know how uncomfortable my aunt is in the country. The dog at home sneezed and hurried to the pet hospital.

7. Beautiful mm people, there is a small mud on the shoes, you must use a high-level napkin to carefully drop; when the lipsticks are pale, you must make up makeup, very lady; however, the dead chickens from home vendors in rural areas are sold to them at the roadside barbecue stalls.

8. There are two or three hundred phone numbers in the mobile phone, none of which are neighbors.

9. The wine Bureau made a helpless situation for a long time. After eating the "Wine God", "Rick" and other hangover medicines, they generously went to the banquet to die. When there was no wine, I called: "Hey, buddy, come here. I'll treat you all the time ......"

10. There are more And fewer restaurants and fewer toilets. The sign of the restroom is "This place is prohibited from drinking ".

11. Students are dressed more and more in fashion. Going to school is like going to school, and going to school is like going to school. When I went to school, I fell in love and couldn't find my work.

12. Love is in your computer, and your wife is in another's computer.

13. The house is equipped with anti-leech doors and anti-leech windows, but the key is always lost. Then, please unlock the door to crack the door of your house.

14. cut down the trees during the construction of the square, set up 12 cement pillars, and build a cement "Cabin" and "tree Pier ".

15. The pursuit of higher and higher levels: seeking for a senior position, wearing advanced clothing, living in a senior residence, sitting in a high-grade car, eating a high-grade Hotel, suffering from high blood fat and high blood pressure.

16. Feed the dog with pork ribs and eat wild vegetables that feed the chicken in the country.