San yuankaitai, entering the ordinary, literary, and 2B programmers copeat the world

Opening Remarks: If your life is a self-written programProgrammersYouth is the meaningful code. It can be simply broken down into independent characters, gorgeous comments, or a series of complicated statements. Programmers are constantly trying to debug the program. No matter what the compilation result is, the process is the most beautiful. If the Code cannot be copied, the ape will use their own life to continue writing.

 

Daily behavior:

This article takes ordinary programmers, literary programmers, and 2B programmers as examples to explore their true portrayal.

Evaluate the power of 2 to the power of 32:

Normal programmers ~

Literary programmers ~

2b programmers ~

Exchange two numbers:

Normal programmers ~

Literary programmers ~

2b programmers ~

Class property definition:

Normal programmers ~

Literary programmers ~

2b programmers ~

Instant Messaging Software:

Normal programmers: Job: MSN, life: Skype

Literary programmers: Work: Gtalk, life: Confidentiality

2b programmer: Work: QQ, life: QQ

Problem query:

Normal program ape: Google Search

Literary programmers: Google schlar/scirus

2b programmer: Baidu Knows

Window crash solution:

General Program ape: Search for the cause and solution of the problem based on the exception information

Literary and Artistic programmers: from sensible start, you don't need windows!

2b program ape: reinstall the system (universal solution), install 360

Personal blog:

Common Program ape: csdn/cnblogs/blogbus

Literary programmers: personal site

2b programmer: QQ space

Place of test:

Normal procedure ape: meeting room/classroom

Literary programmers: Coffee Shop

2b programmer: canteen

JavaInterview Questions:

Normal programmers: What are the meanings of encapsulation, inheritance, and polymorphism?

Literary programmers: How would you design a system to count the total number of roads in the world?

2b programmer: What is the difference between spring2.5.6 and 2.5.5?

Haha ~ How many shots have you been lying down?

At the end of the article, through the weekend, xiaobian sent several jokes to programmers, whether at work or at work. Let's end this news time with laughter ~

1. Ten years of life and death, write a program, to dawn. Thousands of lines of code, where the bug is hidden. Even if it goes online, it's just like changing orders. Leaders are daily new ideas, daily changes, and daily busy. No words, but tears. Every night, programmers, overtime, and workaholic ~

2. Male: I am a programmer.

Female: Oh, Mr. Cheng, hello.

Male: You're welcome. Just call me xuanyuan ~

3. A programmer rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company. Another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?"

The programmer who rode the bicycle said, "I just came over from there. A pretty girl rode in this car and parked in front of me. She took off all her clothes and said to me, 'You can do everything you want '".

Another programmer immediately said, "You have definitely made the right choice, because you may not have worn the girl's clothes ".