Sansheng Shiyuan (Chapter 1)

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Author: User
I thought I could go to bed later in the morning after moving,
I don't want to, but it's 15 minutes ahead of schedule.
For sleeping as a top priority,
In addition, it will be hard for me to say,
Getting up early is like a thief quietly borrowing a hundred dollar bill in the car-it's all exploited.
Standing on the platform early as before,
Of course, the seven-way car is just like before-late.
Once,
After waiting for half an hour,
To see the long-awaited seven-way car,
Then we can see office workers like locusts flood into the shell.
As a result, I was late-because I didn't get on the bus;
If you have,
Neither,
You just need to lie on the roof.
For me,
It is a little difficult.
Today,
Three minutes before the record is broken,
There is also hope to break the record,
It is even a record of the past.

"How can I go to Fenggang garden ?"
I turn to the right,
A woman with long hair and a white dress stood beside me,
There are two words: pure.
If more words are used to describe,
There are only two words: beauty.
However, beauty has always missed me,
So I naturally look away,
In the direction of a 7-way car.
"Hey, why don't you ignore me ?!"
Is it like a pretty girl talking to me?
Let me look at it on the left,
Also look at the right side,
Of course, the front side has not been missed,
No one is face to face with beautiful women.
Of course I'm not sure.
"Are you talking to me ?"
"Do you think there are other fools here ?"
The second sentence is described as a fool by a pretty girl,
Naturally, the fire is unknown;
But what makes people even more angry is,
At first glance, the beauty saw the essence-because she was indeed a fool.
I admit that I am a fool,
It can be said to be modest;
If this is from someone else's mouth,
And in less than half a minute,
It can be seen that you are really stupid.
There is an idiom that is like an expression.

Only,
Beautiful women can not only attract fire,
Let you burn yourself;
You can also extinguish the fire,
Make you feel better.
I have no chance to get fired yet,
The fire was lowered.
No way,
I have always been the most afraid of talking to beautiful women,
What's more, it's a pretty girl like the water and hibiscus.

"Oh ?"
The word "oh" is more knowledgeable,
It has different meanings on different occasions.
If "ye" is added ",
And continuous issuance:
"Oh ~ Yeah ~ Oh ~~ Yeah ~ Oh ~~ Oh"
It is estimated that many boys have heard about a computer.
Of course, this is just a simple response.
"Oh, what? I asked how to go to Fenggang Garden !"
The voice of this beauty is really not standard,
How does it sound like "dung" gang garden?

"You go forward, see the red day department store, and then go to the left,
Then go to the right of the First Street,
Embark on a slope and go to the end,
Then, keep looking at the right side of the head and go,
You can see it ."
I found myself really talented as a diplomat,
The speech is like playing Tai Chi,
It seems that the answer is perfect,
But I did not say anything about it.
Even if you follow your instructions,
It may not be found in a few hours.
Of course, even if you find,
It is definitely not based on my instructions.

"Excuse me, do I have to go through a maze ?"
The maze is not,
It's just a complicated Road.
"Why don't you take me with you ?"
"Ah ?!"
If this requirement is raised by boys or normal girls,
I'm sure I will reject it,
But unfortunately, none of these two prerequisites are met today.
"Oh ..."
I cannot figure it out,
Why do you agree so quickly.
One minute ago, I was worried that my boss would be late for approval,
One minute later, it is confirmed that today we will be lucky enough to "give your heart to your boss ".
A woman is in trouble,
The motto of this ancestor has actually played a role.

"I will take you there ..."
"Can I carry the package back for me ?"
The beauty made another unreasonable request.
Although the sun is huge,
It's very hot,
But when I saw the package size, it all disappeared,
On the contrary, it is cool.
If I have such a large package,
I don't need to buy a wardrobe,
All of them are packed into the package.
Of course, I don't have many clothes,
Two quilts,
A blanket,
There are also a lot of summer clothes,
Naturally there is also a winter sweater stream,
But I feel like putting all my belongings in,
The package is still free.
It's strange how beautiful women get such a big bag to the platform.
Come on, it's always late,
It's better to be a good person,
Just help back a paragraph,
Maybe the last day has a wonderful virtue,
In my hard work,
This frees the boss from sprees.
When I carry a backpack,
I found that I was wrong,
I would rather enjoy the boss's sprees.
The weight of this package,
It is indeed an insult to use the word "shen.
But boys have always had a good face,
I am a boy,
What's more, the current beauty.
Take the first word of the backpack: back!

The most widely used sentence for primary school students:
Why is this journey more tiring than usual?
It's really nonsense to think about it,
Such a large package,
Are you tired?
"Are you tired? Do you want to take a break ?"
Don't say anything about beauty,
I already wanted to lie on the ground,
Unfortunately, face plays a great role in key times,
"No, it's easy !"
"Oh! Great! I am lying on the bag. You can carry me back !"
Miss, who do you think I am?
Fortunately, the beauty may also tell me that I am in a strong position,
The theory is not put into practice.
Thank you!

Finally climbed to Fenggang garden.
"How many buildings do you live in ?"
"2 buildings ."
"What floors ?"
"Sixth floor"
"Do you want me to help you back it up ?"
"Well ."
Suddenly,
I have the impulse to hit the wall.

Have a great deal of hard work,
The face is finally saved.
"Do you want to sit in ?"
Pretty girls elegantly ring the doorbell,
"But it's all girls,
I wonder if it is convenient for you ?"
In normal times,
I'm bound to go in,
However,
Especially since the normal start time is 32 minutes and 45 seconds,
The only thing I want to do,
That is: Go to work!
"I want a job!
Go to work !"
Yanbi, turn around and rush downstairs,
I'm surprised that I still have such physical strength!
"Hey, wait !"
Wait, and wait for me to arrive at the company to finish lunch.
Fortunately, although we will encounter congestion on the road,
But the results are better than the worst,
Because the time to arrive at the company is still just eating lunch.

Suddenly,
I didn't ask the beauty girl for a phone number,
Even,
I don't even know her name!
Only opportunities will be available in the future,
Because I also live in Fenggang garden,
I am in the third building.

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