Search "Why Sunday does not call week seven" Google told me "Baidu Know" _ Classic net Pick

1, A: Excuse me, which is the first big BBS in China?
B: China's first big BBS is actually our Great Wall, because every brick on the record of the people's Message!

2, my brother in the unit is very much valued by the boss. One day the boss asked him, "What's your dream?" ”
The man thought and replied, "I want to start my own company ..."
The boss disdain way: "This too far away, say a realistic point ~"
The man thought again, then cautiously said: "I think ... I want to get a raise ...
The boss heard a loud laugh: "This is more distant!" You have to tell me something realistic!! ”

3, I heard that Tom Cruise will also shoot "MissionImpossible4" ("Impossible Task 4"), then I strongly recommend him to play a Chinese football team who want to participate in the World Cup!

4, the department in the "Fire Qiu Shaoyun" This piece, we use red silk when the flame, the higher the dance, gradually put "Qiu Shaoyun" cover ... Do not know who is "creative", such as "flame" subsided, we see the actor changed-a black man lying on the stage!

5, must choose the best resume template! With Harvard model, write the most awesome internship, ranking directly first, GPA at least 3.65, what CPA Ah, Cfa,acca Ah, can knock on it. Mobile phone 24-hour boot, vibrate with the kind of bell, the phone is connected, do not pipe awake asleep, all have to say with others: "May I have an interview, sir?" "An authentic London cavity, and Times wants offer!. Wardrobe Add a set of expensive suits, shirts with Armani, a tie will be hundreds of dollars; and the whole two pairs of Italian shoes, Jim Modelling design, on a word, expensive!
A buzz to Bell, around the classmate is not Schonmecken, is cast Morgan, if you shen a gold, you are embarrassed to greet people! How much do you think a cow like that has to pay for one months? I think it's going to be about 20,000, right? About 20,000? It's an annual!!!. 1000 yuan, you do not have too little, or before the tax! You have to study the psychology of student job search, willing to take 2000 yuan one months of students, do not care about taking 1000 less! What do you mean, successful job search? Successful job search is the most cheap job, not the best! So the slogan of our job search is: Do not ask for the best, but ask the most cheap!!!

6, someone in the corridor shouted: "Just now I saw a meteor!" "Listen, I immediately lie at the window and stare at the stars, hoping to catch a wish opportunity." Wait, wait, etc, in the eyelids are about to fight, suddenly, there is a bright light! "Meteor" two words have not said the export, I swallowed swallow and swallowed back--"upstairs who so wicked drop cigarette butts!!!" ”

7, I use the Google search "why Sunday does not call week seven", results Google told me--"Baidu know!" ”


8, to the Bank of China ATM to take money, look at the front of a buddy only take 100, connected to take three times, it seems to continue, very irritable ~ Then he turned over to me and said, "Sorry, but also let you wait a while." I want to take 1000 yuan, but this sick teller machine only to take 100 yuan at a time! "Ah, won't you?" "I walked up and saw the ATM screen show: This machine only provides 100 yuan banknotes."

9, Dalian 406 Bus (the equivalent of Wuhan 521) stop, come up a group of people after only a boy did not have a seat, so he leaned in the back of the place to help stand. Behold the car just opened a small paragraph, the driver suddenly came to a screeching halt! Then the boy jumped at the front driver from the last side of the car. Two people embarrassed, just at this moment, the boy said a word to the driver, the whole car people laughed--"eldest brother, just I cast a coin ah ~"

10, go to the water room to face, see a buddy is facing a basin of clothes struggle, rub that call a hard, sweaty ... When I washed and prepared to leave, I found that the man had moved to another basin, the same rub very hard. At that time I took him as an idol, thinking: wash two pots of clothes at once, ruthless enough! Just want to step forward to praise two words, he said to me in a gloomy way: "Just washed the wrong clothes, 555 ..."

11. "A new storage technology has recently emerged, with large capacity, fast reading, easy to save, portability and other characteristics, that is, floppy disk ..." I flip, the book printed "8X edition of the 26th time printing, so I tore the textbook ...

is always the protagonist of the Anti-revolution.
They're almost everywhere.
Where do I need them?
Where there is a shadow of them
They're chicken in Kung Pao chicken.
They're meat in spicy meat.
On the first floor of the new wood-meat dish.
They're meat when the meat's gone.
They're eggs when the eggs are gone.
Day after day day after year
They silently bear no complaints
No potatoes.
There's no place to anti-revolution.
No place to Anti-revolution
No, my lord.
Potatoes
Is the "austerity, pragmatic" spirit of the portrayal of the
Potatoes to transform us
We transform the earth.
Maybe
The Earth itself is a big potato.
A tribute to the great potatoes!!!

13, money is life his father, failure is the success of his mother. Alas, a poor child has a mother without a father.

14, a key university freshman dormitory, four freshmen turn to their roommates to introduce themselves.
"My name is XXX, college entrance examination 650, from Hubei." ”
"My name is XXX, college entrance examination 640, from Zhejiang." ”
"My name is XX, college entrance Examination 630, from Hebei." ”
"My name is XX, college entrance Examination 490, I come from ..."
Beijing The other three people said in unison.
Beijingers are strangely scratching their heads and asking: "Gee, how do you know?" ”


15, Evening self-study, I sat in front of a long not how good-looking girl. She is always eating, a potato chips, a melon seeds, a night without idle mouth ... I really can't stand the back, just want to say, suddenly, a standard handsome man came to her, extremely gentleman to the girl said: "Classmate, ask--you do not have a boyfriend?" "That girl one Leng, immediately the eye smiles, the affectionate place nodded." The handsome man called a fierce, after listening to change a pair immediately
Face, said angrily: "I guess you do not!!" You know, like you do every day, no one's going to!!! to eat. "The whole classroom is speechless ~

16, yesterday I had a dream, I found the fisherman had picked up the magic bottle, the Devil in the bottle said to repay me, can let me achieve a wish. I pondered again and again, made a wish: "I hope that our country will not be corrupt, the government is clean, the officials self-discipline ..." not finished, the Devil is Furious: "Xu a realistic good!" Do you know how many corrupt officials there are now! Do you know how black the whole bureaucracy is now? You're going to make me do it against the sky!! I don't want to be locked up in a bottle again ~ ~ ~
I am ashamed: "That ... Then I Sunchu a selfish point, realistic point, I will graduate soon, but now even an offer did not get, you can let me ...
The devil immediately interrupted my words: "Forget it, you still throw the bottle into the water again, remember to plug the point, don't let the water leak in again ..."