Silly X who doesn't want to install x is not a good 2 x

Silly X who doesn't want to install x is not a good 2 x

Author: Li Huazhi

 

You have received a good education and intentionally or unintentionally talked about your own university. No one else can envy your eyes. If you work well, either 4A or a monopoly on state-owned enterprises or the top 500 companies in the world, or the English names of each other in Chinese companies. You don't have to worry about your clothes and food. You can buy a LV package for three months. When you are at work, you are like an astronaut. you have to pretend to be very busy when nothing happens, in your spare time, either Kunqu or drama, or a folk music session or alime, you are good and right. You are in the fighting room and have a mind. If you have enough food, you will brush your microblog to save China.

　　

You use Apple, buy a five thousand horse-faced iPhone, and film is Diamond, ten days for eight shells; you use Google, buy a two thousand Android phone, And S-OFF is root, refresh eight Rom in ten days. You pay attention to the Internet, are proficient in electronic products, and are connected to Fengfeng network, Lei Feng network. The computer will always contain ten GTD software, eight Mind Map software, and use Instagram to record your life, I know more about Steve Jobs than my dad, and I like it on the Forum. Q: When will ios6 be out of jail?

 

You have a fever, you are still cool, go out with IPC, bind a ear plug with a hemp rope, and then with a pair of er4p in-ear ear plug, completely soundproof, not afraid of being killed by the car. Not eye-catching? Let's change to the most popular beats pro headset, which is sold in each accessory area of Apple's flagship store. It is colorful and stylish, with one B printed on each side of the two ears, hanging on your head is a real name. You call yourself "food". Poor baby has never eaten any good things since she was a child in the city. For the Food Channel, he recommended a pitay road stall and took a 10-dollar subway station from the south to the north of the city. You love food. Every time you take ten minutes of cooking, you can take a dish in 20 minutes, take a picture in 30 minutes, take a picture and import it into Photoshop. Then, you can use the Kangxi Dictionary to match two classical Chinese sentences and upload it to the Weibo blog.

 

You young man of Literature and Art can't get through the piano, chess, and calligraphy. If you don't understand the law, you can write ancient poetry. You love Shakespeare's hero. You only go to the cinema to watch movies. When talking about foreign movies, you never speak Chinese names or English names. The name of "Lord of the Rings" is LOTR, and Batman 3 is tdkr. When you hear Vivaldi's "Four Seasons", you will think of the sparkling lake Geneva and the snowy Alps.

　　

One day, when you sleep at the piano with a complimentary concert ticket, you suddenly realized that you were thin when you ran to the Picasso exhibition but did not understand a painting. How can I install porcelain without diamond? What can I do if I don't pay?

 

It is not that easy to install, so it will be especially fascinating.

　　

You begin to read books carefully. The time is precious. you only read the classics, and you are raising your hand to the Chinese Emy of books and ancient books in Shanghai. You can copy all kinds of rare books, but you can't read horizontally formatted books, do not read books in simplified Chinese characters. Theoretical studies cannot be left behind. the Chinese translation of the Business Printing Museum to the world's academic masterpiece series bought dozens of books, yellow green orange blue, a row of Rainbow on the shelf.

 

You secretly changed the cell phone ringtone from "My songs" to the night song of Chopin. Faye Wong and Leslie Cheung's CD were thrown away. You're all blue, you're up, you're Pink Floyd, you're Guns N' Roses, you hear the jazz from the pop-up, and hear the classical style. When someone asks about your favorite singer, you look up at the stars for forty-five degrees and say with a sincere look: "In Bach we trust." When reading the ch of Bach, the upper part of the page is raised to the upper part of the page. It becomes the effect of "drinking ha" and "reading and reading", with a pure tongue and a taste of morality!

 

Digital SLR cannot be used any more. Now, even the uncle and aunt of the tour group have no enemy or mother. The camera must be a film, and the film must be 120. You can pull the refrigerator in your house. What you don't eat? It's full of film. It must also be expired. Domestic scenic spots cannot go any more. The ancient towns in shuixiang are all about one-night stand. Tibet is all about the neighborhood and poor city white-collar workers who will resign and do nothing. You backpack, you are outdoors, you are Maverick and fearless, you wear Columbia Waterproof shoes, northface jackets, you are lost with GPS, send a message for help in the rainy night of Huangshan.

 

You open your hands to love your life, you are hurt, and your heart is full of bandage. You have no desire to live. You have cried for life all night long. after you have finished crying, you have an epiphany that you have seen you change. You have gained wisdom and experience, while you have gained maturity. Your emotional expert, your Hot instructor, and your intellectual sister. You have tens of thousands of Douban fans and hundreds of thousands of Weibo fans. You have a golden turtle with a house, a car, and money, and then teach the girls what love is. You don't do things all day long, then teach the children how to treat procrastination. You are a boring office worker from nine to five, and then teach college students not to give up their dreams. You read and write as a housewife, and you make the body endotoxin into a best-selling book. You reply to a letter from a fan and listen to the reader's comments. If your money is delivered, you will be removed from illness. If you are busy producing something called "positive energy" without it, your readers will not be able to bear it and cry every night.
You have studied anthropology, sociology, history, botany, architecture, and psychology. You have six Foreign languages: English, French, German, Japanese, Spanish, and Tieling, you know the year when Emperor Kangxi's second Master died, and you got the European plaza from the classical column. You got the name of the genus of the roadside flowers and plants, and you opened the M2 closed-mouth and had a loose circulation, you and your colleagues have collected a pencil Economic Research Institute to study anything other than economics.

 

Only outsiders can think of pictures when they listen to classical music, you are talking about the subject, motivation, texture, adjustment, movements, horizontal expansion, and vertical expansion speed of the work. You tell new players who are still listening to Mozart, "I don't want to grow up" and Beethoven's "Dangdang": try out the piano orchestrations of Mozart and Beethoven, especially those of Mozart's k.491 and k.595, beethoven's op.37 and op.73 are amazing and do not lose to any of their symphony works or opera. You are so contemptuous of the classic-class imitator breamms that you are only bored with his mother-in-law, Chai kevski. He can only listen to Richard Strausses. His artistic songs are so thoughtful. As for John Strausses, oh, my God, I really don't know what this guy did except write some mediocre waltz.

 

You know astronomy and geography, and are curious about the world and curious about the world. If you're okay, go to the Internet to crack rumors. You may not be able to find any target in the past 30 days. If You Are the One, tell people that you like tbbt to add points. The result is "unfortunately not you. Stay with me until the end ......". You will show your namedropping talent in front of your fans. When you wake up every other day, you will still have to work overtime and stay up late, so that you can pay for the house and car maintenance.

 

You have knowledge, ideology, culture, taste, but no money. You are full of stinks and irresistible personality charm, but there are no living birds.

 

The installation is not successful yet, and comrades still need to work hard.

 

You are bitter, hard-working, hungry, night cry is a fart, never sat in the Spring Festival green car, not enough to say life. You are smarter than others, you are more diligent than others, you get up earlier than others, your hair is less than a day, your stomach is bigger than a day, and your chicken is softer than a day. "The food is bitter, the party is forced to force", Huang Tian is not forced by hard work, your industry boss, your business elites, your celebrities, finally, you did it, you did it!

 

You have achieved "financial freedom ". You are never as keen as other men to discuss the car. Generally, your approach is to buy one. However, there is nothing worth showing off about a good car. How can it be better than a coal boss? As a "knowledgeable and expensive in China", you prefer to invite friends to their homes to listen to mahle and brukner on their 2 million hi-end systems. You can buy three Mercedes for the total price of your audio records in the audio room. You can use 13 tools to adjust the position of your player's arm. Tell your friends that the most important thing to play audio is not the audio source or speaker, but electricity: the water and electricity are cold, the thermal power is warm, and the nuclear power is hard. You only use wind power from Aksu, Xinjiang, Which is loose and mellow. You jumped from Microsoft to Google, and finally made an innovative workshop, making the best Android pirated Installation Software on the market. You are rebuss in China. You only sell three thousand Android phones with a market price of two thousand, except for the shortage.

 

When you come back from England, you don't have to do research. You can recite the details of democracy and become an associate professor. When you go abroad, you will go to Iceland, and the Nordic cool temperament will be in your heart. Oh, by the way, remember to delete all Weibo posts before you go out.

 

You are the host of CCTV, you are depressed, you are good again, you drive a luxury car to the Great Hall of the People scold the ruling party's mother, scold back to Taiwan to continue to host the reading program; you have soaked in salt water, eight famous quotes are quoted in ten sentences. During the interview, you always look at each other like an egg. You have a strong business in your heart, and your skills are superb. What's worse, you are still poor, it's a matter of course.

 

You literary youth, the editor-in-chief of your magazine, you say that people who do not understand your novels are dumb, and those who do not understand your novels are dumb. If you say that there is a golden line in literature, there is a golden line in literature. You have a High Eye, and there are two things you can see in the sky: Meiyu and quail. You can do whatever you want, but you must use the shortest condom.

 

You shouted for democracy, civil rights, and people's livelihood. When you took your wife to Tiananmen Square in the early years, you took a photo and directed it to the portrait of the city, as if it were amazing, unfortunately, once I checked my account, I lost my head. After I came back, I was a cute person who suffered from the bitterness of the world. I went around to ask fans to borrow money, just like the Earth. You are old, your hair is white, and you are hiding your garden, hiding your power and name. If you are in a bad mood, you can fly to London to feed pigeons and climb Mount Everest in Nepal. When you are in a good mood, you can cook an ugly but delicious braised pork dish for your daughter.

 

You will be the best, and the crowd will be small. You no longer need to force it, Because, you are forced.

 

You spent your life safely, buried in the quiet hometown after your death, and the wild flowers gently covered your tombstone. The six words engraved on them are clearly recognizable:

 

"I have lived, loved, and installed ."

 

[Author] Li Huazhi, A Guangxi student, graduated from the School of Architecture and Urban Planning, Tongji University in September 9, 1984. Click "read original" at the bottom of the personal blog page.