Some classic and funny words collected

Most of them come from csdn. Just relax and smile.

A farmer kills chickens tomorrow and says, "Eat it now. This is your last meal! See on the second day
The rooster has been lying down and left with a suicide note: ye has taken the mouse medicine, and you do not want to take ye, Ye is not a good mother ~!

On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Give ye a cup of water! After listening to the pigs, I also learned: I have a cup of water for ye! The flight attendant threw the pig and the crow out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pigs, "Are you stupid? Ye can fly ~~!

My girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up !"
After a while, I received the message "sorry, I sent an error !!"

Second-hand college textbooks to be sold, 9 new, with transcript as evidence

Upstairs beauty tired Column
Pig and goat are drunk
Sushou lanxinfang zhigu
Lovesickness
All of them go back to the bank
Great road to Westland
Dummies
Strong Aroma and pity

Cherish life and stay away from it

Don't think that inserting a chicken into the earth will make Qj the whole earth
Don't think that if you direct the chicken to the sky, the whole universe will be Qj.

Time is like a female cleavage, and it will still be crowded.

The teacher asked: "either... Either ..." Sentences.
Student A: either, or?

Cherish Life
Stay away from Huawei

The greatness of life!

 

A woman gets married and has a bird.

Four sorrows in life
One drop
He wants to be known-enemies
Candle night in the cave room-next door
Name of the gold medal title-Same Name

The revolution is not yet successful, and comrades still need to go further

When books are used, they hate less, and only know more when the money is paid back. The truth about the loss of words can be deeply understood only when the phone bill is paid.

I'm jeehe, And You Are dangwu.

Tigers don't make sense. Do you think I'm Hello Kitty?

Students wear chickens and students wear chickens.

The station is higher and the urine is farther away. When the water reaches the clear, there is no fish, and the man to the base is invincible! Let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and follow their own steps to find them. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. Women do not have decent manners, because they are not motivated enough; men do not have loyalty, and loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low ...... Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it may be Tang Miao; it is not necessarily an angel with wings, sometimes a bird. My lowest goal: female, spring, a little field. In the next few decades, we will meet each other and deliver them to the Tornado. All of them will burn to ash. You will pile up, I will pile up, and no one will know anyone. All of them will be sent to the countryside for fertilizer.

 

 

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╲ Z (o-.-O) (o-.-O )/
Region ~ ~ ~ ,
Too many ﹏? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? Snapshot ☆snapshot
Why? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? Zookeeper
Too many ﹏? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? Why ﹏? When there are two rows to fetch.
. Too many ..; ^ say yes .~ I warn you ~ Don't hide my quilt ~

People are forced out .....

Good women have ruined money, and other women are ruining money.

When work and love are not satisfactory, you can take out your younger brother, set it up, and think about the spirit it contains: long, short, rough, and smooth, being able to work hard, learning it, and learning the difficulties in front of me is a bit difficult!

If a woman is a man's dress, I have been streaking for 26 years.

Teacher, you should have taken care of it.

Nothing can be done if the world is invincible.

The university climbed up from me, put on my pants, and said to me, "stay young, let's go ." My feeling is not that I went to college, but that I went to college.

Husband, I'm hungry, go to bed.

Every day watching those golden images, whether you are a good person or a hacker, he always says something to guard against:
"You steal Buddha"

A blurred back, I do not know whether it is Ye Chen or Buddha, so I am flattering:
"A-tuo FO"

 

Brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes.
Who are wearing my clothes,
Who cut my hands and I wear my clothes.

Bed, money, Bright Moon, light, clothing, lost ground, great!

Make you fertilized

1. The birds are big and there are all forests.
2. The Spring Garden cannot be shut down, so I will seduce you
3. If everyone else is pretending to be serious, then I have to pretend not serious.
4. hooligans are not terrible, so they are afraid of hooligans with culture.
5. There is no difficulty in driving, just afraid of new people.
6. the guest and the guest should be self-respecting. The female only sells herself and does not sell herself.
7. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are people.
8. A man's lie can lie to a woman's night. A woman's lie can lie to a man's life.
9. water can carry boat, can also cook porridge
10. Successful women are not afraid of shame
11. It's really enough for the Olympics.
12. It will take a long time to speed up this year, otherwise it will not catch up with the hot
13. There are many roads in the world. If there are too many people to walk, there will be no roads.
14. Don't look at the information, see chat Efficiency
15. Don't confuse people with the 83-Year-Old Xo.