Some funny replies

1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?
Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man?
 
2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
Brute force reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant is selected.
 
3. Abnormal landlord: we can see that China's food safety is worrying and mineral water is worrying through the drinking of mineral water in Hainan.
Can they also die? Does it have the QS mark?
Strong brute force reply: weak Q & A, does QS mean death?
 
4. Abnormal landlord: a student, who has the highest score every year, often fights with others. The teacher wants to give the students according to the requirements of the leaders.
How can I write a nice post?
Strong response: the student's performance is stable and his hands-on skills are strong.
 
5. Talk about 30-minute news broadcast in China.
Brute force reply: What do you mean: the leaders were very busy in the last 10 minutes. In the middle ten minutes, the whole country is lucky.
Fu. In the next ten minutes, people from other countries in the world are living in great water.
 
6. Abnormal landlord: there are more than 40 things I don't know who to ask?
Brute force reply: Foreign Affairs asked Google, Internal Affairs asked Baidu, room affairs asked Tianya!
 
7. Abnormal landlord: The Olympic Slogan "the same world, the same dream !"
Brute force reply: Hey, mahjong is everywhere. It turns out that "I want to touch a tube, it's just one.
Tube !"
 
8. Tianji: I have always thought that the scorpion is the most beautiful woman in travel to the West.
When I pushed to bed, I couldn't help but drum up for Tang MIAO: from, from, let's get from! But critical
Moment, the hateful Wukong appears ......
Day * else Reply 12: Alas, it would be nice to change the color of the eight rings!
Day * second reply 13: Well, the eight rings appeared. This time I changed my skills ......
 
9. Day * lord Xing: I suspect my wife is on the wall, but I am suffering from no evidence ......
Day * reply: if you are not competent to do Edison Chen, then thank you for your attention.
 
10. Day * lord Ghost: Is Our GJ legal or human governance?
Day * sofa: it is not the rule of law, nor the governance of people, but the governance of people, and remains unchanged for one hundred years in the initial stage ......
 
11. Forum host: the damn barber shop cut my head! The bigger the damage, the bigger the damage.
Well, the smaller the movement, the better, because I am alone.
Forum basement: In the middle of the night, the dark sun is high, quietly, gently, a person hangs in the barber shop door
Mouth ......
 
12. Forum host: Why should I have a parent name with my father?
Forum sofa: the money in the ATM is owned by the card inner.
 
13. Wang xiaoya is married to Chen zhangliang. Please comment in four words.
Forum reply: I am sorry!
 
14. Forum host: when I hear a good song, I only remember it as "a sesame cake, not as fine as a needle ".
Name!
Forum reply: You know Macau, not my real name ...... -_-
 
15. Tian * Yu: Describe China National Seismic Station in one sentence.
Day * reply: Zhuge Liang, pig beforehand!
 
16. The landlord: I have not eaten for a year, but I am still living well! Mop netizens, you are falling behind, hard
Don't you think it is troublesome to eat three meals a day? I only need to spend 10 minutes in the sun each day.
Every day is full of energy. Ah, you are really a group of ordinary people.
Reply: plants all type. Sweat !!!
 
17. Tian * Yu: How does Beijing reflect the Olympic Games as a green Olympics?
Tian * sofa: Didn't Xie Yunfeng be invited to sing?
 
18. Do China, Japan, and South Korea have to treat each other with hostility, so they cannot sit down and discuss the issue calmly
?
Sofa: No! Because Japanese and Chinese people talk about speculation, only when the topic is about Korean
When the Japanese and Koreans talk about speculation, only when the topic is about the Chinese; Chinese and Korean
When people can talk about speculation, only when the topic is Japanese!
 
19 .. LZ: Do you want to check my avatar?
Sofa: photo.
 
20 .. the landlord: I would like to ask my sisters, BF and ex-girlfriends to buy things, such as the ring, necklace, and one bracelet.
Class, is it left or thrown away? It's really ...... It's very expensive, so it's annoying if you don't look at it!
Sofa: Mediocre! Are you using her ex-boyfriend?
 
21. Tianji: according to my research, the ancient men did not want to have a relationship with women when they went to qinglou. In fact
Most of them are talented and versatile. They dance songs and sing poems. They are extremely elegant. Men
Don't sit down, have a few cups of tea, eat a few snacks, listen to a few songs, play chess, recite poems, and have a little drink
Liquor or something, and then leaves.
Day * reply: Oh, thank you for your explanation. The ancient qinglou is now Beiying.