Occasionally. Brilliant.
Author: Ma boyong. Xiang Rui Yu exemption.
In fact, the original title of this article is "Guide to writing B texts", but the word "B" is too vulgar. I prefer to use "connotation" instead. This is also the first revelation of this Guide: "Every word has positive and negative values.
Two attributes: Use positive statements when it comes to yourself; use negative statements when it comes to others, even though the two are similar ."
For example, "I think it is more important to dig deeper into the content of a film than those of B ." Or "I'm sorry, I'm the big sales director of XX Company's office in Chaoyang district, Beijing, and the Dabei kiln and dawang road sales area, different from the humble salesmen ."
So what is connotation? The definition of cult is actually difficult to generalize. Just like cult in a movie, different connotations have different characteristics. The readers of each other do not overlap or even hate each other. If you
To classify them, they have only one common feature: You don't remember what the entire article says after reading it, however, I would think that the author has a very connotation-or is very good at B-and then I would be very proud of it. Many Years
When you look back, you will be surprised to find that the author has become a joke.
One of my friends once told a story. He said that someone once contributed to a movie magazine. In the article, he commented on a star "as a farmer". The editor criticized that he could not say this considering the reader's taste, if you insist on using the farmer's metaphor, write it as a "Provence farmer ". This story is a good example.
In terms of connotation, a good start is crucial. In the age of students, Chinese teachers will "hum" and teach us to write argumentative papers. When writing the connotation
Most of the time it is not desirable. I can't wait to explain my point at the beginning of the article, but show your impatience and shallow, and won't win the respect of readers. Never try to clarify your position in the first natural section.
Rather than simply saying it, it is difficult to understand.
In this way, the author can establish a psychological advantage for the reader from the very beginning, so as to build a better place in the subsequent discussions.
The most popular practice is to reference the famous saying. This trick was very useful in and, and I even collected several workbooks full of famous sayings. However, since the 21st century, the development of the network has brought about the explosion of information. In the past, those famous sayings have shocked the audience.
Therefore, we need to make new innovations.
"Knowledge is power", "if I have any achievements, that's all because I stand on the shoulders of giants. "" genius is 99% of sweat and 1% of inspiration. "These vulgar famous sayings have lost their freshness, and the masses are familiar with them. If the author insists on using it, subversion is the best way to win attention:
"Edison said that genius is 99% of sweat and 1% of inspiration, but this is a famous saying that has been mistaken for a long time, because he then said: 'The 1% inspiration is more precious than the 99% sweat '." (In fact, this clarification is also forged, but it does not affect the persuasiveness of the connotation)
"Newton humbly said that his success was standing on the shoulders of giants, but he did not know that he said this sentence only to ridicule the tiger's short body ."
This method has a great effect, but it requires the author to possess extensive knowledge and gossip, and pursue the secrets hidden behind famous sayings like paparazzi. Sometimes this kind of connection is amazing.
Everyone knows that he is the director of the immortal name "Public Kane", but he is also the initiator of the US Martian invasion of broadcasting in 1938. Even if this gossip is not directly related to the topic of the next article, it
We can still beat people first, so that readers can be surprised and yield to the wisdom of the author. Because of its connotation.
"Napoleon once said that China is a sleeping lion, and once it wakes up, it will shock the world. So how many people know that Napoleon's next sentence is: 'Well, let it stay asleep. 'From this, I thought
The bottle of the 83-Year-Old dual wine in Tibet is still clear, as a sleeping lion lie in the wine cellar. But what I want to say is that the real taste has nothing to do with favorites ......"
"Napoleon once said that China is a sleeping lion, and once it wakes up, it will shock the world. So how many people know that Napoleon's next sentence is: 'Well, let it stay asleep. 'The heart of imperialism is not dead. They will use various means for penetration. For example, I recently watched a film called transformers ......"
As you can see, just a simple transition can be used to associate gossip with different theme styles to achieve a good effect.
If it is too difficult, ignore the old guys and look for some people who are familiar with such difficulties. When talking about text, we can talk about dulas, glass, gvas, and dajiangjian sanlang.
On Philosophy and society, it can lead to both menu and Weber; on economy, it can lead to Cairns, sampleson, and even Alan; on art, it can lead to Accenture and bounoal. Connect to their books if necessary
The name is referenced together.
The common characteristics of these people are: they are very popular, but they are somewhat away from popular culture. There is a clever balance between "widely known" and "abuse of customs. Popular elements are taboos in the connotation. Every popular name
-- Guo jingming, Zhang Wuchang, Li yapeng, Murakami chunshu, Tom cransey, George W Bush, and Guo Degang -- all of them will reduce the momentum of your connotation by half. The only use of these popular elements is when you need to ridicule
Erect a target to show that you are not ignorant of your real life and can even achieve humorous effects. The biggest benefit of humor is that it can make readers forget what you want to express.
It's just getting through.
"Economists are pursuing the kenenism, just as girly girls are obsessed with Guo jingming. They are also blind, fanatic, and both men and women ."
You don't have to read these celebrity books. It's enough to remember some of the famous sentences and stay calm and indifferent when talking about them, just as you casually mention your neighbors and friends. If it is necessary to send
You don't have to worry about comments. You should try your best to talk about your own opinions rather than the book itself. This will not only make the audience feel that you are very emotional.
The essence of this technique is that it does not involve any details or comments that may be exposed. You know, there are a lot of books that cannot be found at all. From the practical experience, it is quite safe to talk about text writing.
Method. A book may have no plot, no role, but no writing, even a brief history of time and the Mediterranean and Mediterranean world in the Age of Philip II.
For example, "My name is red." Oh, yes, this book is excellent in any aspect, but it is a wonderful style that is rough and exquisite to touch the author. In addition to hiding the volume, I felt an unprecedented kind of heart tremor, such as the sea after the storm, unusually calm ."
You see, this paragraph does not reflect any information, nor can it prove that it has any connection with "my name is red. "Rough and exquisite meanings of each other" can be used to describe any pen, and no one will know whether your tremor is a heart, a heart, or a heart valve. You can prepare several similar oil blocks and replace them with different titles on different occasions.
This should be a tribute to our Football commentator. They can put Rome's explanation of AC Milan in the National Security competition against Wanda, and they can't hear any flaws. They are examples of learning. For example, my favorite Chinese football commentary is like this:
"Their three lines are better connected to each other, so the attack is very smooth and the defense against punctuality can also shrink in time. Of course, the Bian road is also very important. We should never give up, just like focusing on the midfield. In fact, in the current leading/drawing/lagging situation, I think they will be able to win as long as they are not impatient. After all, football is one-legged ."
There is no valuable information, but you do not think it is useless. Sometimes it may make sense. In fact, there are indeed no errors in this paragraph, which is the key.
The above methods usually require more accumulation and data collection. If we cannot find it, we can choose to forge it.
In fact, in ancient times, the eight articles were all such things as "Speaking of sages". Candidates needed to write their own articles in a sage's tone. In the same way, what we want to do is to select the right celebrities and cleverly put our arguments on them. As long as it is not too outrageous, no one will be aware of fraud. Despite the worry, no one will bother with the research, and there is no question at all.
"Kundera once said: 'Love and peace are two theme of mankind. 'The author who wrote the book "life cannot bear the light" still has such hope for life, which makes us deeply touched by the modern life ."
This will indeed touch the reader Mo Ming. I mean, it does make the reader Mo Ming ...... But it is quite meaningful.
Of course, the celebrity's choice should be appropriate, consistent with his identity, and Forgery also requires skill.
"Thomas ellith said the world needs tolerance and understanding ." This is very good. It is not surprising to say such a word, that he is a British and a poet. As long as you haven't read the wilderness and the Hollow Man, you won't have any doubts-even if you have read it, it doesn't matter. A poet who is pessimistic about the values of modern western society can say this is more reasonable.
But if "Thomas ellith said, it would be better to sit down and eat dumplings ." Obviously not so credible ...... You can replace it with "when Zhang Daqian, a Chinese painting master, retired in the Qingcheng mountains, once said to the Taoist priest there ......"
If you must stick to this, you should make some brief modifications to make them look like the following: "Thomas ellith said: You Chinese have a saying, it's delicious but dumplings ......" A lot of money
The authors like to use this method to talk about some strange Chinese slang-these "foreigners" are not Japanese or American, and they usually see the image of China-based communication.
But I must point out that this falls into the next multiplication. The essence of the connotation text is that it is not attached to anyone. You can reference the words of celebrities, but it cannot make people feel that you attach great importance to these words.
You may think that even remembering so many people is a headache, there is another way to be lazy.
This is a fixed sentence: "A famous XXX once said ......" "I cannot remember which master once said ......" "I remember a long time ago ......" No precise personal name is required, and the language strength may be inferior, but it will create a kind of sweet and idle poetry.
If you do not want to connect to this point, there is another way to tell a little story. Fable Stories often reflect the philosophy of life, and the unfortunate animals are like the plasticine in their hands, which can be made in any shape.
There are also two ant chunks, one of which is gone and the other is still biting, depending on the situation, we can make use of the "tenacity is crucial to success" or "knowing to give up is also an important part of life ". Although this is unrelated to ant financial. In fact, you can use any philosophy of life from any animal behavior. The animals will not tell you, but are safer than celebrities.
The most famous is the thorn bird. This unfortunate bird has been admired by humans. It keeps searching for the treasure tree all its life. When it finds it, it sticks its body to the longest, most acute Thorn, and with blood
And singing with tears. At the end of a song, the birds of the sea were finally exhausted, and they sang songs, creating the beautiful eternity with a tragic sorrow, leaving people with a piece of sorrow and sorrow. Although I have been studying
Little, but I also know that this has nothing to do with aesthetics. Not Van Gogh, the thorn bird will not commit suicide to create art-But readers will like this, especially those who lack such courage.
This is what readers can say is the best. In each phase, readers will have at least one small article of bean curd involving animals and extend its behavioral characteristics to human society.
The last point is that there must be a calm and calm temperament at the beginning of the connotation. Try not to use long sentences, try not to use conclusive tone, use broken signs, and use Modal Auxiliary Words and chatting nonsense. For example, "what I want to say is", "You see, as mentioned above", and "I must point out ". This seemingly humble tone is actually reflecting your calm and extraordinary views.
As you can see, this document is also an article of content, but it is too straightforward and Frank to lose its taste, which is also a must for teaching.
When you can understand these things, you can write the meaning text. There is no need to panic. The Buddha nature, the broken back mountains, and the meaning are things that everyone will have in their hearts.
Although this article is called the Guide to writing at the beginning of the connotation, it is actually complete enough.
Because the meaning of a document usually only has the beginning, the beginning in the middle, and the beginning in the end, they are actually the same thing.