[Stick to the top] It male's face wrapping principle (2)

Qingming Festival, buy train tickets

Me: I can't use online banking for my computer. I bought a train ticket and paid for it.

Face-wrapping: grass your uncle, I play Dota. Send the user name and password

Me: Hello, this is the user name and password. It will take 30 minutes.

.....

Face-wrapping: You have paid for it.

Me: Well, payment successful.

Face-wrapping: grass your uncle, pay back the money.

Me: Cao ye x1024.

One Friday after Tomb Sweeping Day

Me: Wrap your face and go to the second West flag. Get off the bus and eat it together.

Face wrap: Okay, okay, I'll wipe it.

Me: Old rule. Call me 15 minutes in advance.

Face wrap: OK

30 minutes later

Face-wrapping: I got to the station, my Lord, where are you?

Me: I'm in B2. You come out here.

Face-wrapping: I'll wipe it and give it a hand. "For the first time, please give me more advice"

Me: your uncle

Face wrapping: This is my business card. I'm glad to meet you.

Me: You did, you acted.

Face wrapping: I want to be worthy of my clothes

Me: I wipe, shirt, leather shoes, black windbreaker. You want to enter Hollywood.

Face-wrapping: Why? I wiped it. Today, I went with my manager to see the customer.

Me: black shoes, white so, I wipe, you have a level. I finally understand why your manager has let you go. It seems that you have a good manager.

Face-wrapping: What do you want me to eat?

Me: Isn't it your treat? The money is owed by Ye

Face wrapping: I wiped it. My wallet is uncomfortable today.

Me :.....

Donkey Meat burning

Me: Wrap your face. I'll go to Dota today.

Face wrapping: Good

Me: Are you full? You can have another bowl.

Face wrap: full, no need

Me: Tian Tang is free of charge.

Face-wrapping: Give me your advice. Add a bowl of donkey broth, boss.

Me: I am charged for tsingu qingtang.

Face-wrapping: grass your uncle, not early said, boss, no (use to add .)

Me: Treat me

Face wrap: if it is not hot, come to two bowls

Me :....

Supermarket Portal

Me: Wrap your face and buy and write snacks. How can I eliminate snacks by DOTA?

Face-wrapping: you can buy it. I don't want to eat it.

Me: OK. Go and visit. By the way, wrap your face. This is 278 of the train ticket you bought for me.

Face wrap: Isn't it 277.5? There is still interest. I accept it.

Me: My 5 cents is gone.

Cash Register

Cashier: Hello, 58.3 in total.

Me: give you money

Face wrapping: I wiped it. Hi, the quality of life is good.

On the way back, pass through the familiar Apple stand (refer to the face-wrapped MANTRA)

For the sake of buying 50 yuan of snacks, when I passed through the familiar Apple stall, the face wrapped in a fierce struggle and decided

I still don't want to buy an apple.

Me: I burst into tears when I looked at the Apple stalls that disappeared behind me.

Dota

Me: Face-wrapping, under the guidance of elder brother, win well.

Face-wrapping: You are a great god.

Me: that is.

Wrap face: Give me a biscuit

Me: Don't you eat it?

Town building: Who said that no food is needed, and no food is needed

Me :.... Zhenlou knows you

Me: You don't know how to make money, you don't know how to travel or buy online.

Face-wrapping: I said, earning money and marrying a daughter-in-law

Me:..., your mother-in-law is shipping too slowly. Where is your daughter-in-law?

Wrap your face: I wipe it, you give me a try, I invite you to dinner

Me :.....

The principle of face-wrapping: all spending money that is not for the purpose of daughter-in-law is nonsense.