Strong 300 Classic Cottage quotations (All) _ Classic net Pick

1. Surfing the internet does not chat, gas alive Immortal.
2. A sex thing, a mating person.
3. Hou Yi shoots day, Chang ' E said: "No day is not comfortable!" "So the last sun was saved ...
4. Bed, Money, moon, light, clothes, lost ground, ON, cool!
5. Not to be a coquettish surprise, to move the world with sensuality
6. Who despise me so much, who are you?
7. The system actually suspected that I was watering, and there was no faucet around me. Oh... I see, there is a ...
8. To pick the girl, the skirt is good.
9. My big name is God, small name is Jesus, English name God, Fahao is the Tathagata ...
10. Life is nothing but to make others laugh, and occasionally laugh at others.
11. Wan Lok is headed for adultery.
12. Water can carry a boat, but also boil porridge! The son in Chuan Yue: "Have a boat how good!" ”
13. Bosom is like a pregnancy, and time is long enough for people to see it.
14. If you can't put on a wedding dress for your woman, don't Stop and untie her buttons hand!
15. I don't like to have a bed with only one woman, but I like to have a bed with a lot of women.
16. Ask you how much worry, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ...
17. Long a bun sample don't blame dog follow ...
18. Not afraid of tigers like enemies, just afraid of pigs like teammates!
19. For the Chinese and study hard! A bag of Chinese money ah ...
20. Without health insurance and life insurance, do not be brave after dark ...
21st. You can't make everyone happy, because not everyone is human!
22. Successful women are not afraid of shame!
23. A girl from a virgin to a woman only once and succeed, the boy from a virgin to a man needs repeated training.
24. In fact, the treatment of urine frequency does not need to buy so expensive medicine, spend ER Mao money to buy a Chipi can.
25. The day of the couple, the hundred-day couple, um, um.
26. Friend you are going away today, please do this whiter.
27. Braised pig's hand in soy sauce tastes good. If you don't think so, it only means that you are a pig.
28. Two children debate Day, a son Yue: one day is! One son Yue: a day is an everyday!
29. Know the face of people do not intimate temperature, painting Dragon painting tiger difficult to draw bone cotton palm ...
30. If you love me, please raise your left hand, please raise the middle finger of sugar-loving.
31. A green bean walking in the street, walking, stepping on a piece of lemon, it becomes [sour beans feet] ...
32. Swallow, wear a bikini, fly to the east, fly to the west ...
33. Three-day doomed, seven points by hard, love to fight will win a hair.
34. When you grow up ... I'll call you ... Well, 140 pounds, to lose weight ah!
35. Daughter-in-law Boring March days, spring rain, such as wine willow smoke ...
36. Take the time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer of the results range hood began to exhaust the ventilation I smoke, all the cramps ah twitch my face abstract really his mother owe pumping ...
37. In fact, more attractive than Hong Kong fly 7th Tour is: Hainan 3P 5th Tour.
38. A naked man to fly south, a moment line into a "too" word, a moment into a "wood" word ...
39. These two days always listen to the weather forecast is English weather, do not know when to be Chinese weather it!
40. There is a key fell into the cesspool, was dyed yellow, the rivers and lakes on the call him "East evil" ...
41. I am the same room, you are the gold, I am the wind and you are li;
42. Although in reality I am a fat person, but in the game I am an orc ...
43. My family's watch, counting, countless ... I married the uncle, countless ...
44. Is the gold, will always spend the light, is the mirror, always reflective ...
45. When all the people, leave me, you advised me to be patient and wait for the monkey ...
46. A girl wrote a love letter to Lee Shansi, and handed it to him, said: "To you, think." So, Lee Shansi took the love letter, and then tore it. A girl wrote a love letter to Ku Qingwen and handed it to him, saying, "Here you are, Wen." "So, Ku Qingwen took a love letter said:" Well, good incense Ah! "There was a girl who wrote a love letter to Hu Ziyi and handed it to him personally and said," Here you are, Miriam. So, Hu Ziyi took the love letter said: "Fuck off, I have no aunt!" ”
47. The man has gold, I cut the whole leg down, even a piece of copper did not find!
48. Spring sleep don't feel xiao, everywhere smell birds, night to wind and rain sound, how many flowers fall!
49. The lover finally inevitably becomes the animal ... You don't screw her today, she'll let somebody else do it tomorrow!
50. Give me a steamer of woman, I can call myself to be fine person die!
51. "The boss comes to pea flower!" "Today Valentine's Day, do not sell tofu, change to sell roses ..."
52. Black wild boar and your little face ...
53. Please call me two dollars stainless steel darts, this is my Class 8 assassin certificate ...
54. When the moon has, wine asked the sky ... The sky said: "Roll your mother, I am so busy, which have time to ignore you, I see the weather forecast to go ..."
55. Ride on the Mercedes-Benz, like climbing the fast train, the station and railway line, is our good place to take a dump ...
56. There is a sheep singing: Put Your Heart My heart string a string, string a kebab, and then string a kebab ...
57. Hungry, hungry, hungry, Qu Yuan to Heaven song. White hair float green water, several times sunset red ....
58. The child is a real mother of love; the boy is so damn cute.
59. No more skipping classes tomorrow. Afraid of anything, we have been away for several days. No, I can't. Why not? Because I am a teacher ...
60. In the spring I bury the corn in the earth, and in the autumn I will reap a lot of corn. In the spring I bury my wife in the Earth, and in the autumn I will ... Be shot!
61. Heaven sent you a pair of wings, it should be braised ...
62. The professor's father = Godfather, the professor's godfather = Ⅱ, Professor father-in-law = Godfather Ⅲ ...
63. Sorry, we can't find the number you dialed ... Sorry, the phone you dialed has crashed ... Right... Right... No, you ... You... You... The ... Dial... The power to play ... Phone... Words have been closed ... Close ... Close ... Oh, he's switched on. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed ... Oh, I'm sorry, please don't use the TV remote to impersonate your cell phone.
64. For your character, everyone is praise ah ...
65. Xinhua News agency, China's famous bed limit athlete xx Since May 20, temperature has hit a new high, in the X-month XX Day is to create a history of the highest score---
40. 5 degrees, Welcome to Coca-Cola ...
66. Wearing a red coat, head wearing a flower, rouge and powder her face rub, left a chicken, the right hand a chicken, behind the back of an old hen, ah, a ah one to feed, originally she is a selling chicken land ...
67. Scientific proof if you have been using the left hand to do with chopsticks, writing, hand yin and other movements, then you ... is a left-handed
68. Don't think you can be a stain witness in your dirty clothes, and don't think you can be a clogs witness in wooden slippers ...
69. This is a sticky season, the air is the taste of sweat; people are like worms, all around to avoid the sun, sweat eroded clothes, the heart is about to rush out of the chest, my eyelashes are not long enough to cover my eyes, also can not cover the sun, can not cover the world, also can't cover my heart panic ...
70. Chop head is what, head dropped but bowl big scar, 18 years later Lao Tze is a zombie ...
71. Is the westerly trail thin? Withered vine old tree meat ah ...
72. Dragon Dragon You insert two eyes, never far to insert two eyes ...
73. Yesterday noon saw a man wearing a hat on his head, write two letters "ZY", I grass, feelings is a dwarf priest ...
74. He is a druid, he likes nature, he likes all the flowers and trees ... He finally became a vegetable because of a car accident.
75. If one day I bought a very favorite brand-name watch, I think I will certainly on
76. See the head office of the two black Americans, my mind flashed two words----dark shepherd ...
77. There was a fire in my chest ... By! Who did he throw the match on my chest?
78. After the study of several Chinese Academy of Sciences, the real kingly way is ... The road in the palace!
79. Waiter, give me a cup of tea, put more tea, less milk ...
80. Two farmers boast-"our farm chickens, eat all tea, under the full of eggs," "There is ah, our farm to eat the chicken purse, let it under a poached egg ..."
81. The law guy said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, I invite you to eat zongzi, the human meat son, bearer na, on mummy ...
82. You are electricity, Siguang, you are the only myth ...
83. It is said that God created heaven and earth with 7 days, the first day, God says to have light, so ... Eve was stripped off ...
84. Guess a human organ, hint one: the left and right each one; hint two: circular shape, soft and soft; hint three: Some people will give it to put on the dome, hint four: sensitive belt. The answer is ... Earlobe. Want to go to the toilet for 5 hours.
85. Come out and mix, the wife is to change sooner or later!
86. Chang ' e ran after me three kilometers naked, I looked back even if I rogue.
87. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.
88. Making a girl into a woman is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man.
89. My dream: Something Secretary dry, nothing dry secretary, the reality is: Something secretary can not do, nothing can dry secretary.
90. Well, looked very good, not good also looked.
91. A man is a walking penis!
92. Tang's Monk Meat Eat can Live forever, Tang monk excrement do not know have the same effect?
93. My buddy has 5 girlfriends, all of whom are abandoned, including himself.
94. The good man has done the monk, the Good woman has done the nun, therefore, the teacher too you from the rite.
95. Some men first after the monk is the emperor, such as Zhu Yuanzhang, some men first after the emperor is a monk, such as his grandson.
96. Oh, Michael, this year, to be a monk is to resist a lot of temptation.
97. The only difference between a marriage license and a production permit is that it does not hang on the wall.
98. My buddy and his girlfriend got a production license and were busy producing every day.
99. Compared with the European and American countries, our young men's production equipment management level is still in the initial stage.
100. Do not say that other people have a mental illness, the premise of mental illness must have a brain.
101. Superman's out of work today, who's going to wash his trousers?
102. Give me 12 beautiful daughters, I will praise the Lord every day, 20 years later this group of Angels will bring me endless wealth.
103. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she did not take the four level.
104. The man looks at a 39-Year-old girl who is currently proposing.
105. For Ehin, Dig deep!
106. Hand over your washbasin! Grandpa, I'm going to wash my trousers.
107. I gently take off your underwear, and then ... And then... Take off my.
108. I haven't eaten pork, I haven't heard the price of pork!
109. Advertising can be seen, but the advertising of things can never buy.
110. All the rich are the big ye! But owe money not to return is!
111. You brush your teeth I don't care about you, but you tell me where my cleanser is going!
112. Star off a little more famous, I took off the light is caught up!
113. Now looking for the object must look more carefully, because now not men and women too many people!
114. The mosquito bites you really angry, but even more angry, it bit you, but you can not find it!
115. What do you mean, chicken or chicken? Answer: two chickens!
116. What do you think is the most about the place where you go bungee jumping? Anyway, I was the one who wanted to pee!
117. I used to ride a bike and hit the building! The building was knocked off by me, and I was hit by a building with two front teeth!
118. Someone asked me where the most pervert, I told him that there is a woman's place, the result he went to find a pervert, but that SB incredibly went to the women's judo team!
119. I am a very frugal person, I have never used paper, eat never use chopsticks, and did not wash hands!
120. Pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people!
121. The child likes the day is short, the thief likes the day short night long!
122. People are people who are born to the mother, the demon is a man of his mother to come out!
123. Tell you not to force me, if you are forcing me, I will pretend to die for you to see!
124. It used to be called ' digging Graves ' and now it's called ' Archaeology ' science!
125. When I see a beautiful woman, first touch the pocket, to see if there is money!
126. Does money matter? I think sometimes unimportant, do not believe to throw you into No-man's land, 10 days later, I take 1 million and a bowl of big rice to choose for you, you will choose big rice!
127. The universe is unimaginable, the earth is just a particle of dust in the universe, I why to lose a dime and pain!
128. The star or the star, the moon is still the moon, but the man has changed!
129. The autumn buds, in the endless void under the wind wither, falling, such as the fragments of dreams, such as silver, light, so delicate, brisk----to commemorate my dandruff
130. SB can fly not necessarily is Superman, also not necessarily is bird person, perhaps is airplane!
131. Go to school every day thinking about the holiday, now a complete holiday, to is again want to go to school!
132. Can't pull out the excrement can not blame the Earth gravity, may be you constipation!
133. The newest use of noodles is to be beaten by steamed buns!
134. The cowhide is not blown, ox B is!
135. The dog does not talk steamed bun, is because the stuffed bun is the paper shell to do!
136. Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle, do not believe you call him out to ask!
137. Fake baby formula has no grass nutrition, the original was not as good as eating grass!
138. The lad urine can ward off evil spirits, so I decided to sell the lad urine to make money, my son is a cash cow!
139. Out there, man. At home, man, big tofu!
192. People are always wrong, otherwise the right way is crowded.
193. See me later you will suddenly find-originally handsome can also so specific Ah!
194. If I were a girl, I'd fall in love ...
195. I drink only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple ...
196. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance or pain!
197. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China good.
198. The internet is like a prison, it was stolen a wallet came in, and so out of the time to learn everything.
199. It's a good idea to get married August 8, 08.
200. A momentary impulse, a crisis of posterity.
201. Dinosaur said: "Meet the pervert, leisurely, encounter animals, slowly enjoy ..."
202. If you can't find a dinosaur, use a lizard top.
203. Guan Yu's five strands of long beard, elegant, hand-held Dragon Yan Moon knife, Lake people send nickname-Dao Lang.
204. Men and women, after all, is only the animal of desire! Can you really combine it for love? I'm sorry. I don't know...
205. Wild flowers on the roadside don't, step on.
206. Eating with ML is the first productive force.
207. Menstruation is not only a woman's pain, but also a man's pain.
208. When the time, 鸯 in the side watching lively.
209. Yesterday, the Department of Flowers smiled at me, I am happy to count the night straight sheep, a sheep, two sheep, three sheep ...
210. Grow up to marry Tang's monk to do a husband, can play a play, can't play to eat him.
211. Men have the impulse may be love you, or may not love, but no impulse is certainly not love!
212. The higher the station, the farther the urine.
213. Woman, Sweet tooth, very fat! The woman has a habit: hate ants, see will kill. Ask the reason Yue: this small thing, so love to eat sweets, waist still so thin!
214. Break wife tenure, the implementation of the joint-stock system. Introduce the young Lady competition system, promotion lover contract.
215. On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Don't squeeze! Stop shoving! Squeeze the milk out of the others! (She's got the yogurt).
216. I am not in the lake, but there are my legends.
217. I am in the lake, the river is not my legend.
218. If I irrigation, scold me "three representatives" did not learn it.
219. If the reply is a virtue, then I have become a saint!
220. Sleep is an art-no one can stop my pursuit of art!
221. Rice in the pot, I'm on the bed * ^_^ *
222. Love is countless dinner, marriage is a dinner.
223. Go, MM, we go to the butterfly ...
224. Care for the environment, everyone sick.
225. Love-not to come out, love-is made!!
226. Love her, please for her to do painless abortion surgery!
227. I never write the word, but I write interchangeability word!
228. The effect of contraception: not successful, then become "person".
229. Erection is not omnipotent, but can not erect is absolutely not!
230. Do not hang yourself in a tree, try to die a few more in a few trees nearby ...
231. Not sleeping in the classroom, buried in the wine table drunk.
232. Long to be really creative, live really have courage!
233. Ever since I've become a dog poop, no one has stepped on my head.
234. Ugly, but the ugly special, that is, special ugly!
235. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, let them find it.
236. The bed movement also can lose weight, you all do not know?
237. There is no defecation or confiscation of the instruments.
238. Read to the Cramp place, Evans can be like urine collapse!
239. Buddha Yue, color is empty, empty is color! Tonight, I want to empty.
240. The reason why many actresses are not red is because they do not have open legs * ^_^ *
241. Huaqianyuexia, why not spend the day!* ^_^ *
242. Explanation is to cover up, cover is to make up a story!
243. The essence of the canon is the spot!!!
244. Jesus, you let the summer and the Winter Sleep, right? Give birth to this weather!
245. The flaw and the patch full strength, the blue screen altogether freezes color!
246. Beauty does not hold body first go, often make sex-killer tears full lapel ...
247. Practice a breath and practice a fart outside.
248. The man lives, the sow can get on the tree!
249. Man's IQ is second only to Einstein when he steals the fishy.
250. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ...
253. The important thing in life is not the position of the station, but the direction you are facing!
254. Life since ancient times who have no death, ah a poop without paper!
255. If you are not clear with your mentor, then get him out of the picture!
256. If there is a pair of eyes to accompany me to cry, it is worth my life to suffer.
257. When the hardware can also copy on the good!
258. Life TMD fun, because life old TMD play me!
259. All the unforgettable love is the moment that the soul wanders on the bed!
260. The sky is falling down, you are on the roof, I am cushion!
261. Listen to June words, save me 10 books!
262. Take off the clothes I am an animal, put on the clothes I am smock!
263. For the Chinese and study hard! A bag of Chinese money ah ...
264. My id is fake, people don't believe I'm a liar.
265. My mother always said that our family would not be so poor without a telephone.
266. I like children, more like the process of making children!
267. I lost a penny on the side of the road!
268. Rain, don't forget the umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea on the trouble * ^_^ *
269. The art of Self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.
270. Art is boundless, repent!
271. A momentary impulse, the offspring of the crisis!
272. I am not a casual person, but if you want to casually, then I will follow your good!
273. Secretary to do, nothing to do secretary!
274. With the Times, you and I to the climax!
275. As long as no flow, we are the mainstream!
276. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake!
277. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
278. Life, easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy.
279. The rascal is not fearful, is afraid the rascal has the culture.
280. A sex thing, a mating person.
281. Who was I before I was born and who am I after I was born?
282. Death teaches all things, like the results published after an examination--though it dawned, it was too late ...!
283. Not in the debauchery, in the silence of the pervert!
284. Through the young, feet blisters.
285. Commercial women do not know the subjugation of hate, prostitutes do not know extramarital affairs.
286. The beast has the slightest compassion, and I have nothing, so I am not an animal.
287. All men are born equal, except those who marry.
288. Exercise muscle, prevent beating!
289. See the world a piece, the heart natural uncensored ~
290. If dinosaurs were people, what was that man?
291. than I have the talented are not my handsome, more handsome than I have no!
292. Without a passionate kiss, what's the roll on the bed?
293. Reading today, see Kangxi Emperor at the age of 23 has been expensive for a country's monarch, I am very frustrated, but also see the Tongzhi Emperor at the age of 23 has been dead four years, I balanced.
294. Two bucks, 5 million breasts!
295. The explanation is to conceal, the disguise is no good, no good better go home to rest!!!
296. I really want to call your own grandfather: Dad!
297. The microcomputer principle is crisis, stochastic process is random, the real variable function learns 10 times, the assembly language cannot make up!
298. If there is no pornography, China's sex education is a blank!
299. A man who thinks he is fit to marry before he marries is a lot of women.
300. Opportunity is like a penis, as long as you hold it in your hand, it will grow bigger.