Tang Miao and shitu interpret today's society-funny

1. A large group of little fairies rushed into the cave and shouted, "king! King! We finally caught Tang Miao !" The old fairy was woken up from his sleep, glared up and said, "Let's go back ." The Goblin asked strangely why. The old fairy said: "The soup said that Tang's meat contains carcinogenic substances ."
　　
2. Wukong was moved back to Huaguo mountains by Tang Miao because of three dozen white bones. A few months later, pig Babu suddenly visited the site and cried. Wukong asked, "Where is the team ?" Q: "Linfen ." Wukong asked: "But have you ever met a fairy ?" Q: "No ." Wukong: "What are you crying about ?" Ba Jie is even more sad: "Master, come back! Master was sold to the black brick kiln, and we have been looking for a month ." I suddenly thought, "It's silly. I can find it when I try it"
　　
3. The passing team arrived in a poor area and failed to become a vegetarian for a few days. Wukong had to let Satoshi and Bajie go to the city to find food to protect the master. On the first day, I went back empty-handed because I had no money. I went there the next day, but I am still empty-handed because I have no money. Wukong was furious: "If you cannot find any food, don't come back !" On the evening of the third day, sashan happily carried a large bag of rice with a lot of money left. Gokong said, "What about the eight rings ?" Sashan suddenly cried sadly: "Big Brother, forgive me. We can sell some money for so many of us ."
　　
4. When the four students arrived in a big city, wukonghuazhai, Satoshi packed his luggage and walked out for a horse. In the evening, the eight rings left empty-handed. Tang Miao asked: "What about White Dragon Horse ?" "We were detained by the traffic police ." Tang Miao asked why? Ba Jie said: "It's a fart ." Tang Miao said: "isn't it possible to get a fart ?" "Pol. Ice says Beijing is going to host a Green Olympics, and its exhaust has exceeded the standard," Bajie said ."
　　
5. When wukonghuayuan came back, he found that the master was gone, and Satoshi and Bajie cried on the ground. Wukong asked: "What about Master ?" Ba Jie said: "lost ." Wukong said, "Find it !" "I searched everywhere, no," said sashan ." Wukong found another circle and did not find it. The three were worried, and suddenly Wukong asked: "has my mortgage been paid this month ?" "No ." "Have you paid the road maintenance fee ?" "Neither ." Wukong said, "Wash and sleep, Master cannot run. Some banks and traffic police are watching it !"
　　
6. Tang Miao's teacher and apprentice passed by ing, and the lion captured Tang Miao. Wukong suffered thousands of pains and finally defeated the lion. As he was about to kill the death, he suddenly came and said that it was his mount and brought the lion's best strength. Wukong scolded me. Ba Jie advised: "Forget it, Master. People are leaders and are also civil servants ."
　　
7. Tang Miao's teacher and apprentice arrived outside the westday gate. Seeing 500 Luo Han carrying his luggage, he was busy asking why? Luo Han sighed: "You do not know, the new Labor Law has been implemented, and our temporary workers have been dismissed ." Tang Miao asked: "What about Bodhisattvas ?" Luo Han said: "They have a hard time. In order to circumvent the new" Labor Law ", westday forced them to sign a contract with XX company. In the future, third-party companies will work in westday ."
　　
8. Tang Miao and others took advantage of the scriptures and were banned as the Buddha of the bodhisattva. Several people happily went to westday to find a house. After a few days, they lost. Tang Miao said: "I have to go back. The price in the West is too high, and I cannot even pay the first payment ." Sha Miao said: "didn't I hear there is affordable housing? Why don't I ask ?" Wukong said: "silly brother, who has few relatives, leaders of many major and small western tiens? How is it our turn ?"
　　
9. Wukong was unhappy in the last few days and looked at the moon in a daze at night. Wukong knew his thoughts and used the weekend to visit the Moon Palace. After returning, he said to wujie, "silly brother! I have asked. China has launched a satellite and has not sent any people to the moon. What vinegar do you eat for a machine !"
　　
10. Tang learned the truth and went to see Li Shimin behind his back. Tang Miao said, "Eldest Brother, I am back ." Li Shimin: "Oh ." Tang Miao said: "I got the truth ." Li Shimin said, "Oh, put it there ." Tang Miao said: "Eldest Brother, I have spent more than a decade working hard to do such a big thing. Why are you still not happy? I think my travel expenses are high ?" Li Shimin took off his earphones and said, "I used thunder to finish my work in an hour. I knew the computer was so powerful. Why did I ask you to do it !"
　　
11. When Satoshi took the math test, the invigilator watched the beads around his neck for half a day and then said, "Don't think that I don't know how to disguise your abacus. Do you want to do more harm? Just remove it ."
　　
12. After obtaining the story, pig became a very handsome young man. Then he went to the bar to find a young lady to drink and said to the young lady, "do you know? Do you know how many times I used to be a hacker? I used to be a pig, you know ?" The lady looked at his face and said, "I am a monk, Brother Two !"