Tang's Monk's letter to Monkey King

the first letter of Tang's Monk to Monkey King

Goku:

There was a meeting that day and I didn't answer your phone. The venue is monitored, and there are some things that the phone is not clear about.
Recall the hardships of the road, without you, for the teacher was eaten by the monster into fertilizer. I know that you are a man of thought and boldness, and now he has been wronged. You are really outstanding in the West, all of which belong to the past. Times are changing, the light depends on the ability is not enough, we have to advance with the Times Ah!
Four apprentice, White Dragon horse His father is Sihairong Wang Aogang, standard "official second generation" + "rich second generation", learn to return only a few days, was appointed as the East China Sea executive deputy mayor. The last time I invited me to research, it was much better than the vice chairman of the CPPCC. The eight commandments and the sand Monk is sent internship exercise, not only reinstated, yesterday the Standing Committee also unanimously passed the clear for the positive bureau level.
You are jumping out of a stone seam, no background, no resources, you must rely on their hard work. Do not look down on the eight commandments, to learn from him in a worldly manner. He is now a duck to the top, the upper line is good, and the female cadres are also very influential. Last acclamation outstanding young cadres, you have to 2 votes, 1 votes is I vote, and the other 1 votes you cast it? The eight commandments are far ahead of the vote, it is said that Chang ' e voted for him. The situation changed too fast for the teacher to feel comfortable. Wussy's Sand Monk also engaged in a Quicksand River real estate company, Villas are built to the moon up. Now he and seven fairies cohabitation, with he xiangu also have one leg, light house has dozens of sets.
Wu Empty Ah, it is necessary to do a good job of the upper-level interpersonal, eliminate the bad influence of the palace has been punished. You temporarily responsible for the Huaguoshan Scenic Area Management committee work for more than 3 years, for the division also help you coordinate, why has not been regularized? Reasons to be analyzed in depth. Overcome your character flaws, do not always eyes, make people uncomfortable. And you this monkey mouth, don't like to talk nonsense, must change a change!
Now you're single, and the people who crowd you out are telling the same thing about style. Why do you not start a family? For the teacher think Bones Jing still good, the last time people also said you have more hair, is the standard man. Don't hold on to others ' past, think about it.
Yesterday, the king of the kingdom asked me to marry again, I want to do as soon as possible. Although she does not have spider sperm sexy, not as pure as the rabbit fine, can be excellent background, for the division after the exchange to the main trunk to help a lot. If the spider fine and the rabbit is willing to, do a confidante.
No, it's a little too much to say.

Tang Monk

Second Letter the Monkey King's letter to Bones Jing

Hello, Miss White!

First of all, very sincerely apologize to you, say sorry. Yesterday, the master wrote me a letter, I read over and over again, really speaking of my sore spot, like in my heart dug a, let me suddenly wake up. I lie down and reflect all night, and now I think of everything clearly. Live for hundreds of years, Hu play nonsense, today nothing, is a white life. It's really sad to think of it. Although the master is hypocritical some, but to me still is solid, said some to be honest, I am still grateful from the heart.
The west of the West, in fact, are Jade Emperor, bodhisattva set. The journey was not as difficult as we had imagined, and could have sent a little bit of kung fu for a while. However, the master is ready to promote the object, but the lack of grass-roots work experience, sent down to exercise, but can not let him suffer. So let me and eight commandments, Sand monk, white dragon Horse These people made the wrong person to keep up with the sparring, to serve him. The 9,981 of the road is difficult, also is the Bodhisattva calculated well. Tang's monk There is no danger, we go where, Guanyin Bodhisattva clear, every important moment, if I do not look for her, she will be personally or send disciples. The Lotus is a pendulum, the Yaoqi all disappear. And those so-called monsters, in addition to like you do not have backstage from livelihood outside, the other is not which Immortal's mount, is which Bodhisattva raised goldfish. They have the exclusive weapon of the gods, how can I beat them? I paid the Dickens, hit the key moment, their master came, said Wukong, let me take it. What else can I say? Bitter only bitter like you these do not have any background, finally was played the prototype.
Now, the age of promotion is too, do not want so many, just want to find a person into a home, live well. We are not acquainted with each other. Of all the women I know, you are the only one I admire most. Although you have the beauty, ability, but not to the officials, not alongside the wealthy, with their ability to create the world. Moreover, diligence and bravery, kindness and virtuous.
Now in retrospect, I still like you very much. Both of us, in fact, are personalities, romantic, upright, animosities. You also Laotaibuxiao, in the blink of an eye become a leftover, as we together. Go to your bone hole, and come to my huaguoshan. We can rely on Huaguoshan, the development of tourism, I can also run a martial arts school, the days can always be passable. You have any hobbies, I support them. Cultivate our children well, grow up let him go to Tsinghua University, officials, do not walk our way.
I do not know whether, I look forward to ... I wish you happiness.

Wu Empty
November 11, 2011 at Huaguoshan

Third Letter Bones Jing's letter to Monkey King

Mr. Sun:

Letter received. Thank you for remembering me, but I can't marry you. I'm so sorry. I am not a vengeful person, but in the past there are some heroic complex. When you put me back to the original, I was thinking, waiting for you to come back from the West, I will go to you, and then marry you, give you children, in the water curtain hole for you to wash, in the flower fruit on your soil. In fact, your master, as well as pig Sha Monk have seen that I am a goblin, but the master pretending open one eye closed one eye, eight commandments look at my beauty another plan, drifting more daring than a little thing. Only you have some temper, there are some sense of justice, in the eyes of the chase hit me. At that time, I really should be beaten. Ears, dreaming all day, hurting some people. You woke me up, gave me a lesson, I have to thank you.
However, some changes have taken place in the later events, and there have been some changes in my ideas. Your master is thought to be a good leader, decisive in decision-making, and promoted to a higher-level leadership position.
I'm having a good time. I have my own villa, my own car and my own children. You may not know that you are self-employed back to Huaguoshan, I dissolute in heaven and earth. I met your master later. Your master always comes to me to accompany him. He told me that he had been married to the man in his daughter's country when he came back. He also said that their feelings are not, the woman now become a female tiger, nagging every day, check the phone to check QQ chat records. More importantly, since the birth of the child, the woman suddenly hair body, fat not look like, quite offend the audience. Your Master also said that he had a crush on me, but was not afraid to venture into the organization. Came back originally was to find me, but the woman's father and his boss is Shijiao, dare not offend. In short, your master asked me and him to give me anything but a birthright. Later, I moved to the villa that your master gave me. Your master also replaced the White Horse with BMW and gave it to me. Although I know your master outside there are women, including spider essence, he changed the file, changed the age, arranged in another unit to host, there are many clues, but I also have no way. Last year I gave birth to him a son, dare not surname Tang, later with my surname, called the white sugar.
Do not be angry, Mr. Sun, nor despise me. With you, although I have the birthright, but no money. You may not know, I was poor afraid, now the house we are unable to afford, always can not live in the cave for a lifetime. Now the peach is not worth a few money, a season down than I in heaven and earth a night to earn more money, how to live ah, but also to raise children, but also for children to school, think it is too difficult. Now people, as long as you have the money, will be the same, do not ask the source, also regardless of the money is not dry clean. You say you do martial arts school, I see or forget, you will be a stick technique, but you can not play Jay Chou's, People's double-knuckle sticks, that just make money. I can only say, you take care of it. You should take care of the body, eat peaches to peel, now the peaches have pesticides, is not clean. It is said that Ox Demon King died, you go to see the iron fan princess, she is widowed, perhaps there is hope.
Goodbye, Mr. Sun.
YOURS Bones

Tang's Monk's letter to Monkey King