Teach you a few tricks against the bad staff in the bank [reprint]_ Classic NET Pick

Said very good, the bigger the company or the enterprise more irregular, the bird rule also many

One, change for change

Brother married asked me to change 50 20 of the RMB to send small red envelopes.
Take 1k to the bank for change, SB attitude extremely bad say "no, can't change to You"
The attitude is really bad. I asked, "You say it Again," and the guy said, "It's not."
I said, "You're the one who said," You're threatening me.
I took the ID card to say "open an account, save 1k".
It's over, I say "20" and two times 20.
SB says, "What do you mean?" ”
"CN noisy money, make 50 times to sell households do not come three ah"
SB Dingy change 50 pieces of scratch new amount 20 yuan white me, cheap!!!


Second, why is it called CCB

Just went to the hospital next to the cheap bank to take money, the door of the teller machine a lot of people, everyone in line to bask in the sun.
But the strange thing is that there is only one customer in the business hall.
So I went to a window and said to the clerk of the long Renmogouyang 800 bucks.
The man was talking about the ATM, and I asked him why he couldn't pick it up on the counter.
He said below 5000 to take to the machine, said this is to save time, improve efficiency, diversion, I was silly, shunt?
I asked him, now outside the queue of the ATM machine old, there is no one, this savings of what efficiency?
Which document stipulates that the below 5000 cannot be taken at the counter? All the other banks can!
That dog thing says it's a cheap file, I said show it to me! He can't get it out.
I looked at the outside in line to bask in the sun, and then look inside the newspaper blowing air conditioning of the cheap, gas does not hit a place, so I decided to the whole of him.
I said yes, then take 5000! When he was done, give me 5000, I took 100, said save 100!
There was no money on the machine, so he did it. When he finishes these 100 pieces, I take another 100 pieces, say save 100!
That dog thing says you can't save it all at once?
I said that I sent my own documents stipulated that only 100 can be saved at a time, how, no? I save 100 at a time and save 100 at a time.
Slowly surrounded by a lot of supporters, everyone said good work!
Next to me, someone was working like me.
Finally their leader came out, very arrogant said: you disturb the financial order, I call the police.
I said I was saving money, the bank is not the place to save money? Do you have a document that doesn't save 100 at a time? Show me!
A lot of people were there to support me and to criticize them loudly.
The last of the leaders said sorry, we will certainly improve the working methods. To everyone's convenience, and so on ...
I turned away, said to him, I now know why you are CCB, because you are very cheap!
Counterfeit currency of CMB

The first 2 days I went to the merchants Bank to take the money (for the company), the results of the copy found that there is a false 100 yuan, because they are learning accounting professional plus the company before the case (from the bank to get good money from the wages, some people found counterfeit banknotes), so their special attention. After that, I said to the clerk: Miss, you have a problem with this money.
Miss: What's the problem?
I said: Fake.
Miss: No way, you've left the counter.
I was on fire: is there something wrong with your eyes? Which one of your eyes saw me leave the counter?
So I and she had a quarrel, attitude can be bad, as if I deliberately change the money, to my words sharp.
I said: Your copy machine is there a problem ah? Fake copy used to not call the police ah? So good, we alarm processing, not to say that the discovery of counterfeit money dozen 110 Mody!
At this time the bank has been noisy uproar. The governor of the bank came out. The matter has not been asked clearly, the first time dumped me a word: You left the counter cut? You can't prove the fake copy from the counter.
I * (... #￥*-#!) I thought it was funny: Did he come out to solve the problem? 2 If you do not say it, put the blame clean.
I said: I have not left the counter, I do not count, so we adjust the monitoring of the video out to see, or I will report to the police processing, you see how to do it.
At this time the bank president began a bit "soft" down, the attitude has improved a lot, but also smiled at me said: "Then you see how to solve it?" You to make a proposal.
I was also angry a bit dizzy drops, think also didn't think: 1 penalty 10! Blurted out.
Bank President: 1 for 10, not very likely, or so, how about a double fold? I thought about it.
The result finally took the money to the president and that counter Miss said: You better remember this face, do not play any "pattern" (many banks have illegal operation, often send out counterfeit money, most of them are large numbers of accounts are not easy to find.
At last the president smiled and greeted me out of the door.

Four, ABC's VIP

Starting from a few months ago, the Hohhot Agricultural Bank to engage in a VIP window, only to handle more than 5W business. Once I want to 1W block of money, small window of the queue of super long, VIP window empty, I went to the VIP window Office, the staff asked me how much, I said to take 1W, she directly said, 5 W Business to small window line. I said, then I take 6W, she said, 6W can, give me 6W cash, I took a W, the remaining 5W back, said: Give me save 5W. Staff directly fainted.

V. Full of the present

There is also a ICBC, party a a sum of 140W to the account, I went to ICBC to do the money. Because there is no ICBC card, I intend to do a card to the money on the transfer up, the results of the staff actually said that the cards to photocopy the ID card, their copier is broken, I want to copy. I was furious, said, forget, do not save, 140W all mention now! You're going to have a plan tonight, I'll pick it up tomorrow! The head of the bank's business was changed, and then a little girl smiled and said: "You bring your ID card, I will give you a copy, you wait a moment ..."
Well, I was feeling psychologically balanced ...