Ten embarrassing scenes in the bus

Source: Internet
Author: User
1 ,Looking at the autumn water, I finally hoped for the cursed X-way car. After a round of "melee", I finally came up, and waited for the car to get on the bus with a bunch of cool behind my ass. "No change !" Seeing that the seat on the car was owned by the "coming later" people one by one, I had to be in the eyes (imagine in the empty carriage, a person standing in the front of the car, it is strange not to attract others) and the shaking of the bus rummaging through every pocket. Ah! Only 8 cents are found.
Embarrassing index:★★☆
2. In the Bureau carriage, a Meimei wore a low cut and denim skirt, and the elegant hair sent out of intoxicating fragrance from time to time. Suddenly a burst of brakes, Meimei was not prepared for a moment, the body with a horizontal acceleration of 9.8 per second to the back down, said that the time was so fast, Meimei that fine-fiber Jade hand has caught the handrail hanging ring on the crossbar. Suddenly, my eyebrows received their hands as if they had an electric shock. Oh, I forgot to shave this morning...
Embarrassing index:★★★☆
3. On the bus, I found a beautiful girl, very similar to my first love lover in middle school. The more she looks, the more she looks, the closer she looks, and the closer she tries to look at her, suddenly I found that the beauty of the face smile to their own frequent eye-catching, Mo Fei... Haha. Suddenly, the big bag next to the ear canal: "Hey, look at your table, why don't you pull your pants ?"
Embarrassing index:★★★☆
4. He stood up and gave his position to the passengers who had been standing for three stations. He slowly walked to the rear door of the car, handled the railing, and sorted out his clothes. "Well, time!" After waiting for the car to move by, you will be able to finish the required daily work. "Sorry, why don't you stop today ?" Now, a notice is posted on the top of the door: this route will be withdrawn from xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-xx-x.
Embarrassing index:★★☆
5. It is difficult for a female who has just entered the community to have the opportunity to go shopping with her boyfriend. She enjoys the world of two people and relies on each other on buses, whispering, and being sweet, the female told her boyfriend how the boys in the school were naughty but cute. She was very excited. She was so excited that she suddenly got to the station, A man and a girl came to her student from the back seat. "Good teacher, so clever?"
Embarrassing index:★★★☆
6. When the bus stops, a young girl dressed in loose clothes and slightly in the abdomen came up. Without sorrow, we carried forward the glorious tradition of the Chinese National courtesy-Let's sit down and smile and say, "Come here, sit down ." "Oh, no. Thank you !" "No, you are pregnant, and it is not safe to stand ." "... Who is pregnant! What do you mean !!" Let's take a closer look. It's not a small life, but a round of fat !!
Embarrassing index:★★★
7. Dressed in very beautiful clothes, I thought it was definitely the focus of the vehicle owner. When I got on the bus, I raised a monthly ticket to the driver, and then turned to the seat step by step, who knows when I suddenly heard the rough voice of the driver: "Hello, miss, you're not a monthly pass!" Look! I showed him the pass of the Unit. The photo above was the sweetest one.
Embarrassing index:★★★☆
8. Great rain! Hey, okay. How can we get in the car soon. Wow, it's really good luck. I still find a seat, or a good seat by the window (Xixi, the seat by the window is the lowest seat occupancy rate ). Oh, how is your ass cool and frozen? Damn it, no window is closed! I got off the bus. Fortunately, there was a briefcase that could just be covered.
Embarrassing index:★★★☆
9. After a long time, I was able to see the moon and see my position in the cloud. Wait for a while. Elders often say they should not sit in hot seats. Just as I had a good harvest for myself, a dark shadow flashed in front of me and sat down in the seat that was supposed to belong to me. Looking at his peace of mind, he looked at his legs and looked at him, even if the argument is not true. Only strong pressure in the heart of anger, with the most hateful eyes staring at the messy nest of "Grass ".
Embarrassing index:★★☆
10. Tall people have a benefit on the bus, that is, they can easily catch the Support Pole wherever they are standing. But there is also an embarrassing time when there are more people in the car. Many passengers will regard you as an arch of "human flesh" and drill down under your arm. Well, if the kid is okay or girl, it would be rude!
Embarrassing index:★★☆
 

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