Ten happiest moments for men

1. men get the happiest women

I have read an article by a famous writer in the local market, describing the feeling of love for the first time and women-"better than seeing Chairman Mao ".

The rest of my life is also late, and I have never seen a living chairman. When I read this article during development, I think the analogy is ridiculous: How can a writer use the general feeling like this? Later, when another friend recommended the famous sentence in this not-famous article to me, his eyes were shining with compassion. So I am very envious. In their time, once there is no love, there are at least similar alternatives. Nowadays, the gay "real estate" may not be happy with the full street sexual health care and well-dressed black ShanMei Mei.

2. The happiest man to leave a woman

I am referring to some men who regret it. Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of a rope. The health of the ship is everywhere. Most of the men are not tied to the boat, and I am in a hurry. No one in the wild is willing to ride the boat. After a long and arduous struggle, I finally got the certificate of easy-to-be-Slaves Liberation, so I was amazed. How happy is it? After marriage, the British writer Hamilton wrote "Paradise Lost", and his wife went back to "paradise" after his death. The bitter taste, even though not my family, is also the same.

3. Men are the happiest entrepreneurs

As the saying goes, work is beautiful, and of course the work type is exquisite. Today's "start-up" seems to be referring to the new and expensive IT industry. "He made a great venture capital with a perfect entrepreneurial plan ." "He is a 23-Year-Old CEO ......" Such a sentence can be seen everywhere in newspapers and periodicals. As an ordinary reader, I have the following feelings about the description of such texts: In Jin Yong's martial arts language, it is "heroic", and in Shanghai, it is "old ", in Beijing, it is "awesome ".

Of course, after reading the story, I thought that when I was a white camera, a CEO was still reading a small kindergarten class. Today, nine ceos can be thrown out with one brick, and the only one is CTO (Chief Technology Officer ). This is a revolution. Here I want to declare that my understanding of the happiness of these people is superficial, because I have been poisoned by some articles, it is said that new online users do not make money after they create a website, but are rich in the website. Means are the purpose, and the purpose is only a beautiful myth in the Business Plan. As some people said in the past, "I don't feel bad about selling Ye Tian ". The money of others is the highest level.

Despite predictions that 95% of websites will collapse, 100% of CEOs have become happy bachelors. The tragedy of many state-owned enterprises has changed to the concept of it. History is surprisingly similar.

4. A man is the happiest in a fight

Today, even though the fight has been categorized into the category of classical behavior art, getting a forehand in a near-body melee still allows a normal man to have a sharp secretion of adrenal hormones. What needs to be declared is that this article is not responsible for solicitation. The intensity of fighting should be controlled within the scope of mild harassment and the force of law enforcement to stop the fight.

Wu youxiao Qiao, male, young flute performer of Shanghai National Orchestra. John told a story about three or more people. When he was so abusive, he fought back and opened a senior student with a beer bottle. "That's a big rogue in No. 43 Baojia Street (Central Conservatory of Music, Xiaoqiao's alma mater. It should be noted that, when the story happened, Joe had only one meter and fifty meters, and now he was more than 70 meters, it can be seen how necessary a victory is for the growth of a man. John is destined to be a happy man in his life, because many years ago he threw out a "first-class rogue ", this is an unchangeable fact-historical facts.

5. the happiest man in humor

Humor is not only irrelevant to knowledge, but sometimes even inversely proportional. There was a joke, saying that there was a father in Beijing who had no culture. When his son went to elementary school, he went home and asked his father to explain: "What is pride ?"

"Niu x bei ."

"What about modesty ?"

"Things X ."

"What about diligence ?"

"Limit X ."

"What about dedication ?"

"Hi, silly X.

Humorous men have the four greatest: the most relaxed muscles, the most indifferent mentality, the most language lubrication, the most loose behavior, the True bottom of my heart is selfless.

Humorous men have more than three: the rivers and lakes are more red-colored, and their stomachs have more colored sections and the crow's tails in the eyes of the eyes. A pair of five-foot-high skins are really good.

6. When a man plays cards and finds a good card, he is the happiest.

Man-day sex gambling is like a woman's nature to love and love, and the blocking is not just a diversion. Besides, the gambling empathy, the small gambling joy, and the trivial things of life are nine to ten, the man who can find a quiet card table is lucky. During the period, if he is holding a cell phone, closing a pager, no harassment from Hedong, setting rules, and waiting for the night, in the southeast and northwest part of A, B, C, C, and D, a strategize operator, operate Ying, knock over at, move back from the whole body, dream thinking about deer, and read in the mouth: Hey, Wei Si card, who am I and?

The man on the card table is so confident that he can pretend, show his temperament, think hard, and be really happy.

The man on the card table is black and humorous, with a wonderful voice and a bright mouth.

7. A man is the happiest to watch Stephen Chow's movie.

In the movie, Stephen Chow has some pretty bad guys. Many of Stephen Chow's audience are mediocre little men, but their happiness is real. "Profoundly demonstrates the post-modern complaints against the dark Society (Zhou xingchi's film" The Big-inner security inquiry is nothing )". Comrade Zhou xingchi's attitude and quality towards the masses is sufficient for our literary and art workers to study for half a year. The little man is too disciplined, and the reality is too cool. How can we solve the problem? Only Zhou.

As a man, I can't see melel in Stephen Chow's heartbleed on the screen? What is the difference in the quality of Wallace played by Gibson? Stephen Chow's call for the heartbreaking of a cockroach ("Xiaoqiang --") in my opinion, it is in the same line with the "freedom --" before Wallace's martyrdom, which expresses the hero's treasure to freedom and life.

Therefore, men who love Stephen Chow have nothing to do with inferiority.

It should be a good thing that the soft things in your mind have been touched, even though we sometimes cannot tell whether it is a comedy or a tragedy when watching Stephen Chow's movie.

8. Men and women enjoy the greatest shopping experience

A kind of privilege that satisfies the vanity of a man and is the most common consumption behavior of a man. Hou Yaohua said in the drama "cannot find the North": a man buys clothes for a woman to let her undress. In the dark.

Such a man is actually very sacrifice-oriented. A big man will not go to the battlefield or fight against the casino, but will not only get tired of it, but also be willing to endure the secular pressure, what is the image? Have fun. So happy as you are, so happy and so difficult to find.

9. Men are the happiest when they indulge in imaginary and noble emotions.

People need a certain spirit. The most typical example is Kevin in the movie "American beauty? Sibeisi, a unlucky middle-aged man, saw his daughter's classmate's pornographic man with wide eyes. It was hard for the girl to get ready from him. Once I heard that the other person was a virgin, suddenly the noble up, love does not do, people also become more deep, the last corner of the mouth with a happy smile was shot from the back of the head.

Such a person may not have a happy opening but an unquestionable happy ending.

10. When a man knows that he is happy, he is the happiest.

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