The best confession from a man to a woman (the man came in to see it)

1. Don't think that your chest is flat, it means you have a brain, and don't think that you are stupid, you must be full. Basically no man is stupid enough to think that his mind has any connection with his chest.

2. Do you love me? Don't TM keep asking me this question. If you say nothing, you will cry. If you hesitate, you will say that you are not resolute. There is only one man's dictionary. If you want to ask me what to do if my mom falls into the river with you, I will think that you are trying to beat me.

3. Don't coquetry when no one is there. If it is not important to you, what does it mean to answer the same question 10 times a day? Even TM is ill!

4. Sex is much more important to men than you think. If you get tired of it, it will first show in the aspect of sex.

5. Your new clothes are even money, holding your collapsed wallet. How can you beat your ass? What's more, you are changing every day, even if you are tired and tired!

6. Don't try to shut down your computer with the power key. Even your computer will soon be tortured to death. As for your computer, see where all your tools are installed? Drive C!

7. If you want to be free, the TM mobile phone will be shut down. When you are busy at work, you will say that you do not love you, And tm will cry!

8. If it weren't for you to force out the QQ password, there would always be a large number of friends of the opposite sex! Even the previous love letters have been destroyed by you? As for your QQ, all three are full. Is it necessary to apply for another one ?!

9. Don't talk about your illness when you are on a business trip. If your salary is always deducted, where can you get the money to eat the cool junk Haagen-Dazs!

10. It is a man's nature to see beautiful women on the street. Even when you say that you are not as beautiful as you are, you still don't believe it. -- And TM cry!

11. Don't treat love, romance, and even giving you roses on holidays, and sometimes saving money to buy a house and buy a car. You think Gates and me have a leg!

12. If it is an affair, think about who doesn't work with each bed. If you're in a bid, do it.

13. Remember: The first thing that happens to a man in the world is always his right hand (or left hand). In addition, there is a profession in the world called X.
Even if the female ratio is, we can still use TM.
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