"The dentist has no teeth," the wonderful mistake of the Grand Prix

From Asahi Shimbun

I want ...... In fact, I told my dad N years ago that all the Internet users are misspelled ......
I remember the most clear one. I chatted with lan about Miyamoto Musashi, and then I wrote a sentence, "what is the secret of my work ?" Blue replied, "do not make too many mistakes.", laugh ~
In fact, I am not afraid to write the wrong words by others. Basically, they all use Pinyin. If they are wrong, I can at least guess from the sound ......
The most feared thing is that the father who entered the Chinese pinyin did not write the wrong word. Although the wrong word is not easy to appear, once it appears, it is guaranteed that no guesses are made ......
This is a joke about Japanese typos ...... Fortunately, it is also a kind of same-tone and different-meaning error that can be guessed from the sound ......
Well, in fact, I may not be able to guess what he did not give the correct way ......

Er, although it is translated, people who have never understood Japanese or Japanese may still not understand it ......
After 8, I took 84 of my responsibilities ......
(In other words, why should I translate it ...... Head problems ......)
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I want to write "there is a lock on the door, so there will be no problem", but I wrote it as "the door is almost rotten, so there will be nothing to do. "(the Japanese Chinese Character proficiency Certification Association (Kyoto City), a legal representative of the consortium, is intended for Japanese people, it's not surprising to have a duck egg if I want to cook it. Laugh ~) Launched the "Change mistakes" Grand Prix and called for online voting. Self-email (Note: it is estimated that it mainly refers to mobile phone emails) and computer input, pick out the most interesting award-winning work in the weird statement that happened by mistake.
The voting target is 05 years (ah, it's useless as a year of history ......) Among the late October pieces of work sent to the association from January 1, September this year to January 1, 2079, the Association won the "monthly change" and the second place's 22 pieces of work.

Workshop "my fighter Exhibition" (positive: "Meissen porcelain Exhibition ")
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"Nara Buddha, who has worked so hard, is almost exhausted." (positive: "It is very tiring to work so hard ")
"Zookeeper is always healthy" ("zookeeper is always healthy 」)
Remark "a dentist who has no teeth" (positive: "The main speaker who is embarrassed for the sake of the topic ")
「 There are no medical practitioners who are sleepy 」)
Alternate works are such a masterpiece.

Due to the popularity of networks and emails, incorrect keyboard input conversion is also increasing. In order to make everyone aware of the importance of correct use of Chinese characters, the Association has raised works since the year before. (In other words, Ms does not care much about such things ...... It's hard to compress ...... In fact, I personally think that as long as I know how to write it, I will not write it wrong when I use a pen ...... Don't be too serious ...... 8. This Grand Prix is quite fun. I believe that if China hosts such competitions, there will certainly be a lot of interesting works coming out to say ...... Unfortunately, no one wants to pinch it ......) The winner of the last award published in last September is: "This year's stomach began to have shellfish inching" (I .e., "living abroad this year) starting from getting started. "(this year, I have been living in another overseas region 」))
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