The NBA must watch Shenzhen, which is very pornographic and violent.

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Author: User
(Cheerleaders)
1. During the midfield, the screen was switched to the distant view when the cheerleader performed the performance. The commentator said: the US counterparts are too shameless.
2. When the ad came back last time, Lala held the last pose and stopped for half a day. The commentator said sadly: It's over.
3. At the Pistons home site, I watched the cheerleaders for half a day and closed the case: Detroit is an industrial city, and all the dancing parties are sister-in-law.
4. The day before yesterday, when I paused, the camera targeted the audience and gave a half-day comment. The camera continued for a long time and brought it closer. The commentary finally couldn't help but say: I'm afraid the audience can't see it clearly.
Some of the shots were always targeted at the sexiest mm on the court. They didn't talk for a long time (less than 15 seconds) and finally felt a bit cold. One of them: this is inconvenient for us to comment.

(McGrady)
COMMENTATOR: When McGrady plays well, he can cut down 30 or 40 points per game. At this time, he is a god, but when he does not play well ...... (Stopped )...... He is also a god, a nervous system.
  
(Uncle mu)
COMMENTATOR: the camera was shot to Uncle mu, the cheerleader.
COMMENTATOR: Uncle Mu is like an old man.
COMMENTATOR: Uncle Mu is now basically a mascot. He takes a bath, changes his clothes, takes forty-eight minutes, takes another bath, and changes his clothes to go home. I was wondering, what else do you need to wash?
  
(Scola)
COMMENTATOR: (a close-up photo is provided to scolra.) scolra's face can be long enough ...... (Stopped for a while )...... This face is expensive.

(Mavericks)
  
COMMENTATOR: (the camera gave Johnson a close-up smile.) Johnson showed white teeth. I used a card ...... (Stop for a while, epiphany) Oh, the card looks like washing powder.
COMMENTATOR: danpeel, the first center in the West, was almost the first center in the league.
COMMENTATOR: the first center in the west also gets two or three points each game.
COMMENTATOR: we are all the first center in the West. What points do we have to score (in a disdainful tone? We usually get three or four points each game, five or six boards, and then hit the next six.
COMMENTATOR: Wow, Dan Peel has scored eight points today.
COMMENTATOR: George is a zombie.

(Maron)
COMMENTATOR: Marion looks like a monkey.
COMMENTATOR: This arm is placed in the ancient Chinese, it is a long knee, the King! Like Liu Bei. If Liu Bei is in the current Chinese team, I think the Chinese team may win the US Team.
COMMENTATOR: As we all know, you don't have to worry about losing three points out of the house. (You have posted a three-point review and explained it immediately)
(For a moment, Maron threw another three points, which he explained.) a single three-point game won't hit a few.
(The three points are not in the middle of this Article.) Check it out. Don't be afraid of the three points.
COMMENTATOR: the shooting posture of Maron is really weird. Our national women's basketball team prefers this.

(Wells)
COMMENTATOR: Wells wore a yellow headband. Red jerseys, yellow headband, this taste is really ......
COMMENTATOR: (I'm glad to say) wells wore a yellow headband, which improved taste.
COMMENTATOR: Wells has a yellow headband and then a red headband. This is a pink headband. This taste ...... I won't talk about it anymore.
COMMENTATOR: Wells is very nose, like Zhu yuantao, the Chinese Ming Taizu.

(Francis)
COMMENTATOR: Boss Fu is so cool today ......
COMMENTATOR: if boss Fu went to Shanghai, then everyone would say, (learn fream) Yao Ming? That's my buddy. Yao Restaurant, go in, eat whatever you like ......
  
(Bosh)
COMMENTATOR: bosh, we believe you ...... We believe that you cannot invest in it (bosh did not)

(In the previous year)
COMMENTATOR: (Yao did not make any difference in the final key time. Comment) Fan Gandi's mind is awkward.
  
COMMENTATOR: Ford forgot to bring his mind to play.
Another commentator: Yes, only half
COMMENTATOR: that is, full-belt is not enough.
  
COMMENTATOR: You see, you see, Ford is on the court and doesn't know what he should do.

(SIR)
Explanation: Every time I see AK47, I think of drug abuse in the Police film.
Guest: this person is too thin. He is not fat enough in the United States.
Commentary: wondering if he has any bad habits
  
Explanation: (boozer picked up a back-game basket.) boozer is too strong. Basically, no one can win any rebounds within one meter!
  
Explanation: (shot at kirilenko) It's too thin. I doubt if he's having too many nightlife.
  
Explanation: boozer looks fierce. It seems that someone owes him money...
Guest: Not a man owes him money...
Explanation: and it is not a kind of debt...
  
Explanation: Old Shuai Sloane! Sloan and Van Gandi, both hair and eyes, are in stark contrast.
  
Explanation: Sir milsapu must like playing volleyball. He can play all the balls out.
  
Commentary: look at people's cainiao, it's not a dish at all!
Guest: Yes, Oku laoshu has made a new flower. The second spring...
Explanation: (Howard CIC hits) Well, Uncle Huo, this is the old tree.

(Sarmonz)
Explanation: This salmonz ...... Very interesting ...... Suitable for mascots ...... The mascot of the Paralympic Games-_-|
  
(Tingsley)
Explanation: tingsley is now taking the lead of a team ...... In addition to shooting, no matter from the eyes, movements, shot times, it is a super star
  
(Intercept)
Commentary: today is the first time we play cheerleading in the midfield.
Guest: This is the last round.
  
(Ticket advertisement)
Explanation :......
Guest :......
Explanation: Ah ...... This ticket is only USD 250...
Guest: What about season pass?
Explanation: it is estimated that this location is not very good... So cheap
Guest: How do I get tickets for two matches... (Hesitant)
Explanation: Buy one get one free

Love for cartoons)
  
Explanation: Ah! Schneider, this ball is wrong! You cannot learn cherry blossom road for so long
Guest :?
Explanation: Sakuragi road baskets will like to be hung in a blue frame.
  
Explanation: Haha, the commentator's name is a character in the familiar "cat and mouse ".
Guest :?
Explanation: Tom!
  
(Love)
Explanation: Yao has used the mountain, riding, and archery
Guest: the old man went into the stroller... (then the two remained speechless for a long time)
  
Explanation: Parker's waist is so good that his wife still has an affair ......
  
----- Last season's rockets -----
  
Commentary: Mutombo, African Star from Zaire!
  
Explanation: Uncle Mu's hometown recognizes a tree when the child is born. Every one year, a child draws a circle on the tree. As a result, Uncle Mu went back to his hometown and found that there was a fire in the village, and the tree was not burned. So uncle Mu does not know how old he is.
  
Explanation: How did you say Howard has been smiling? It is estimated that there is a problem with facial nerves. It is said that there is a disease ...... (Then you can start pulling)
  
  
(Cakalidis rebounds and rebounds)
Explanation: this center is too bad and stupid.
Guest: still slow
Explanation: Yes! It still occupies the salary space...
Guest: I think there is almost no chance between him and Edison in the playoffs.
Explanation: there will be no future in the future
  
(Alstom makes a mistake in passing the pass to caica)
Explanation: This level also hits the street ball.
Guest: He basically won't be able to get this ball so low.
Explanation: we do not play this ball at ordinary times.
Guest: Yes
Together: Hahaha ......
  
(The camera is always aligned with the depressing scene on the bench)
Explanation: Yan's eyes are too gloomy, that is, the melancholy prince of the rockets.
  
(McGrady greeted Yao Ming in blocking)
Explanation: (Xue MTI) Come, block the Division
  
(Before waiting for Yao Ming to block the attack, McGrady pulls three points)
Commentary: McGrady voted. Whether you are Yao Ming or Yao Hei, he directly voted
  
Rockets vs. Knicks
Speaking of the Thomas nightclub scandal, the commentator said: It is too difficult to unite...

(Wells)
Explanation: Wells's penalty basket posture is weird. Other players, like Stark House, are also very strange. The NBA also has a penalty basket from the bottom to the top, which is also known as "Inverted urine basin ".
  
Explanation: Wells's penalty basket is worrying ....... (The user has not been given a penalty )...... Worried about success, failed
  
Explanation: the tape on Wells is cute ...... There is also a tape on Battier's head ...... How can there be tape on Yao Ming's face? -_-|

(0-17 bucks vs. e)
Explanation: xionglu is a relatively small venue
Guest :......
Explanation: it is not as deep as the oburn Palace. The bucks has a step.
Guest: We have added a summit.
Explanation: In the past, when the heating was not good, a warm water bag was first launched when the audience entered the site.
  
Explanation: no one is willing to pass a pass to Yi Jianlian. You see, Mike Reid would rather be covered than pass a pass to Yi Jianlian.
  
Commentary: No matter who you are, he will split the blocks, build walls, and run places. I vote for me. You love to do walls and run places. That's your business. That's your pleasure, it has nothing to do with me.
  
Guest: The "Xiaoyi cheer" banners are displayed in the audience.
Explanation: the word "add" is blocked and becomes "small and easy to use ". What does "Xiaoyi oil" mean? That is to say, make Xiaoyi play the game as oily as black players.
Guest :......
Explanation: you also gave him some tips on the scene.
  
Explanation: Some viewers say that we are super Yao Mi and super Yi mi. Actually, we are objective.-_-|
  
Explanation: the foot of garzric also makes a trip-the foot of Foshan
  
Explanation: Wu dson (coach of the hawks) is still communicating with the referee
Guest: communication is unlimited!
Explanation: the referee ignored him. You said that if Phil Jackson was here, there would be some pressure on the referee.
  
Explanation: Simmons was successfully put on the basket. A smile appeared on the corner of wdson's mouth. What did you mean when Simon put on the basket?
  
Commentary: Simmons's expression is so dull today, as if Lu Xun's sister-in-law, only the eyes or a round can show that he is a living thing.
  
Explanation
Guest: Why?
Explanation: less disturbing
  
Explanation: Mike Reid was switched to the game.
Guest: Why have I come up so early in Section 4?
Explanation: Do not panic, boss.
Guest: We are more flustered.
Explanation: (learn players) What does it mean? Coach K, do you want to give up?
  
Explanation: (Reid wants to get the ball inside, bell didn't pass the ball, Reid ran back, commentator gloated) hey, now it's Bell's turn not to pass the ball to Reid!
  
Explanation: now is the final key time
Guest: Reid takes the ball
Commentary: Mike Reid! Mike Reid! Mike Reid.

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