The same is true of your husband's highest level of lying ???? Sorry ~~~~

There was a couple who liked bowling but were afraid of smoking. One night, my wife found that she had smoked and asked her husband to buy it, the husband had no choice but to buy it, but it was very late, and the nearby sales department was closed. This caused the husband to be in a hurry. The husband suddenly thought that there should be cigarettes in the bar, so the husband went, when he arrived at the bar, the husband saw a pretty lady sitting at the bar, so he walked forward The Miss chat, and then we will open the house together. You should know it later.
In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly forgot to buy cigarettes for his wife, and was afraid that his wife would kill him after knowing this, so he asked The Miss has talcum powder. Miss is strange, but she still gave it to him. Her husband painted talcum powder on her hand and went home. As soon as she got into the house, her husband saw her standing there angrily, my wife asked her husband, "where are you!"
My husband replied honestly: "There is no place to sell cigarettes on the side of the road. I went to the bar. I saw a pretty lady. I went to the bar and talked about it. Then we went to open the room."
After hearing this, my wife said to her husband, "extend your hand ~!"
The husband stretched out his hand and asked his wife to look at it. His wife said angrily, "I also said that you didn't go bowling with your friends. What happened to your hand ~!"