[The Story of Emacs] There is a Doctor in My computer.

(P.S. With handwritten translation, wrong light spray)

Admin:hi.
(HI)

doctor:how do? What brings-see me?
(Hello, what brings you to see me?) )

admin:the Wind.
(Wind. )

doctor:why does say the wind?
(Why do you say it's the wind?) )

admin:the Wind touched my face and whispered to me, there is a doctor in My computer.
(The breeze blows over my face and whispers to me: There's a doctor in My computer.) )

Doctor:is It because there is a Doctor in your computer so you came to me?
(is that why you came to see me?) ) [mentioned for the first time]

Admin:you can ask the wind.
(You can ask the wind.) )

Doctor:earlier You said there is a Doctor in your computer?
(Did you say there was a doctor on your computer?) ) [mentioned the second time]

Admin:yes.
(yes.) )

doctor:i See ... Well, what makes are you believe?
(well ...) So, why do you think so? )

Admin:don ' t ask me the same question again, please.
(please don't ask me the same question.) )

Doctor:don ' t tell me. I am the Doctor here! Maybe your life have something to does with this.
(Don't point at me, I'm a doctor!) Maybe there's something in your life that drives you to do it. )

admin:you think too much.
(You think more.) )

Doctor:perhaps Your plans has something to does with this.
(then maybe there's something in your plan that will make you do it.) )

Admin:maybe.
(maybe it is.) )

Doctor:can elaborate on that?
can you tell me more about it? )

Admin:no, I don ' t want the things about.
(no, I don't want to tell you about it.) )

Doctor:i would appreciate it if you would continue. Is it because of the people are around with the so say you would appreciate it if I would continue?
(I would appreciate it if you want to continue ...) That's what you're playing around with, and you're saying that if I go on, would you be grateful? )
"I don't know what he's talking about," the translator notes .

Admin:no, I wouldn ' t.
(No, I don't.) )

Doctor:does It bother do you there is a Doctor in My computer?
(is the doctor in your computer annoying you?) ) [mentioned for the third time]

Admin:well, you have enough self-knowledge.
(you are very self-aware.) )

Doctor:is it because of problems at school that is going through all this?
(Are you going through all this because you were stimulated at school?) )

Admin:how does know I am at the school now?
(How do you know I'm at school?) )

doctor:what Do you think?
(What do you think?) )

Admin:because can see me by the camera?
(because you saw me on the camera?) )

Doctor:when Did you first know that I can see you by the camera?
when was the first time you knew I saw you on the camera? )

Admin:just now because of your words.
(just because of what you said.) )

Doctor:are sure is the real reason?
(Are you sure this is the real reason?) )

admin:sure.
(OK.) )

Doctor:go on, and don ' t be afraid.
(go on, don't be false.) )

admin:afraid what?
(imaginary What?) )

Doctor:are you sure is afraid of something?
(Are you sure what you're doing?) )

admin:i don ' t think so.
(I don't think I'm a dummy.) )

Doctor:do You really think don't think so?
(Do you really think you don't think you're a real ghost?) )

admin:i don ' t think so, and please don ' t ask me the same question again, my dear doctor.
(I really don't think ... And my dear doctor, please don't ask the same question. )

Doctor:what makes you think there is a Doctor in your computer?
(What makes you think there's a doctor in the computer?) ) [Mentioned in the fourth time]

Admin:you has asked just now.
(you just asked.) )

doctor:how Do you reconcile my words?
(How do you understand my words?) )

Admin:pardon?
(What the hell?) )

doctor:i need a little more detail.
(I need you to say a little more.) )

Admin:well, I think you is illogical, unreasonable and self-centered.
(Well, I think you're confused, unclear, selfish.) )

doctor:why Do you say?
(Why do you say that?) )

admin:you should ask yourself.
(ask yourself.) )

Doctor:earlier You said there is a Doctor in My computer?
(Did you say you had a doctor on your computer?) ) [Mentioned in the fifth time]

Admin:goodbye.
(roll thick.) )

Doctor:my secretary would send you a bill.
(My secretary will give you a list.) )

Admin:hehe.
(hehe.) )

Doctor:you ' re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
(You are too concise to speak, maybe you should say something in detail.) )

Admin: ...
(.....) )

Doctor:can is more explicit?
(Can you say more?) )

Admin: ...
(.....) )

Doctor:and?
(then?) )

admin:nothing.
(Nothing.) )

doctor:please, go to more detail?
(please, say more?) )

Admin: ...
(.....) )

Doctor has dead. (The Doctor died.) )

[The Story of Emacs] There is a Doctor in My computer.