The suicide note of an internet cafe network administrator before suicide

The suicide note of an internet cafe network administrator before suicide

It's just entertaining to see a joke.

 

"98% of our guests in this Internet cafe are tm's sb. No boot, no input method switch, no case-sensitivity conversion, no login device for private servers, no voice on QQ, if I enter the game, I will not exit. When the private server is shut down, I will say that my machine is faulty. I am a grass, I really want to pinch him, compress him into a ball, then compress it into a twist, and blow it in a pot of oil, take out one foot and smash it.

Voice chat does not enable mic, which means that Internet cafe headphones are bad. It's not Mandarin to watch movies!
Someone asked me: "" Is there a video clip for network management? "" I said no. He blamed the incomplete movies!

It cannot be said that machines are not good to log on to QQ! I ran it and saw that the password was incorrect. Then I asked how many passwords I had ~~!
Another even worse Sb girl picked up a video from an unfamiliar netizen and shouted at me and asked me who was in the video !!! What else can I do ???~~

A cs shot and another person put a smoke bullet. He was flashed and shouted: the network administrator crashed ......

Fuck TM, A Sb mm chatted QQ the day before and asked me how to type. I asked her, don't you typed. She said yes. I said, you can just type it (and help her adjust the input method) and call me again later. Said: Why can't I enter a word for network management. When I said that you couldn't print anything, she told me: "You're okay" first. I helped her. Then you know what she said. Stop leaving. Just sit next to me and help me type. Fuck TM, the length is completely a dinosaur. Today, Sb asked me why I don't have any QQ coins here. You can download some QQ coins for me ...... If I can download the * TM stuff ~! I don't need to go to work anymore ~

Fuck, I went to God to have tea. Don't join this group of Sb ~~! "
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On one occasion, our server encountered a problem. Its operating system was Sun's Solaris server application software with netdynamics installed. I called the netdynamics Technical Support Hotline. The guy said, "This is a problem with sun ."
I reminded him: "Sun has acquired your company last year. Now you are sun ."
That guy: "Oh, yes. But this is not a problem with the netdynamics software. This is a problem with the Solaris system. You should look for them ."
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User: "The Pentium computer I just bought has nothing to do. I doubt whether the machines you sell are faulty ?"
Engineer: "impossible? Our computer has always had a good reputation. Can you tell me your * steps ?"
User: "There is absolutely no problem with my * steps. I did it according to the steps in the instruction manual. I first installed the computer with a wire and then connected to the power supply, right ?"
Engineer: "Have you turned on the power switch ?"
User: "Of course it is enabled. But it seems that I didn't respond to the pedal ."
Engineer: "Sorry, what are you talking about ?"
User: "Yes ."
Engineer: "But our computer has no pedals. Did you buy it from the trade fair? Are there any gifts for the pedal? What are the features ?"
User: "It's not a gift. It's a thread connected to a computer. It's with a computer. There are two buttons on it"
Engineer: "It's not a pedal, it's a mouse !"
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Computer Company: Hello! Can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I have a word problem.
Computer Company: What's your problem?
Customer: When I was typing, all the words suddenly disappeared.
Computer Company: The word is gone.
Customers: they are all gone.
Computer Company: Well, what do you see on your screen now?
Customer: Nothing.
Computer Company: nothing?
Customer: the screen is completely black, and it does not respond to any words I typed.
Computer Company: Are you still operating on word, or have you left?
Customer: What should I do?
Computer Company: Can you see the C: prompt symbol on the screen?
Customer: What is "C :"?
Computer Company: No matter what it is, can you see the cursor on the screen?
Customer: There is no cursor on the screen. I told you that I did not respond to the words I typed.
Computer Company: Is the power indicator on the display light on?
Customer: What is a power indicator?
Computer Company: It's the screen that looks like a TV. Does one light-up person tell you that it is on?
Customer: I don't know.
Computer Company: Can you see that there is a power cord behind the monitor connected to it?
Customer: Yes, I think I can see it.
Computer Company: It's great to go down the wire and see if it's on the wall?
Customer: Yes!
Computer Company: Look at the back of the monitor. Did you notice that there were two wires inserted in the back, not just one.
Customer: none.
Computer Company: That's it. I want you to find another wire next to the monitor.
Customer: OK, found.
Computer Company: Find another one and tell me if it is inserted behind the computer.
Customer: I cannot construct it.
Computer Company: Well, can you see it?
Customer: No.
Computer Companies?
Customer: Oh, it's not difficult to see it, but it's too dark.
Computer Company: too dark?
Customer: Yes. The light in the office is not bright. The only light comes from outside the window.
Computer Company: turn on all the lights in the office.
Customer: I have no idea!
Computer companies: No way to identify ??
Customer: power failure!
Computer Company: Stop... Power failure? *#@&*#@...... OK! Now we start packaging. Are the packing boxes and user manuals still available when computer company employees send computers?
Customer: Well, yes, I have put them in the cupboard.
Computer Company: Good! Take them out, and then pack the computers, just like when I first sent them. Then let's see what you bought there and send it back.
Customer: Really? Is it broken?
Computer Company: Yes, I'm afraid so.
Customer: Well, this is probably the case. So how can I tell them?
Computer Company: I told them, "I am too stupid to have a computer 』.