The swing in the temple

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[Master, do you know who I am thinking about ?] [The Female donor yesterday .] [How do you know .] [I am also thinking .] [How do you get asleep ?] [That's the lady of the big party who wants to give up .]

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[Master, I must have stayed in the temple for a while. I am afraid that I cannot control myself .] [Miss her ?] [Well .] [Don't take control of it. Let's pass you a set of lost souls .] [Why don't you use it ?] [This is a lifetime of thinking. I have already had your mother-in-law .] [I rely on it, so I still have to wait and see if there is any more suitable one .] [Operation, useless, will be greasy .]

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[Little monk, I heard you like me ?] [It's hard to say you like it, but you will be confused when you see it] [I heard you want to marry me ?] [It's hard to say you want to marry, but you just want to be with you forever .] [Mom, you have a smooth tongue, right ?] [Amitabha, my heart is straight, isn't it Scorpio? We are in harmony.] [combine with your uncle, do you believe this from the disciples? How can I bring my team .]

[Master, why do we need to clock in the morning ?] [Because we have no chicken .]

[Master, when will you teach me martial arts ?] [Those who are in the Buddhist temple, who are compassionate and arrogant, cannot learn Shaolin to shout and kill. For the teacher, you have all kinds of righteousness, read and understand, and have a strong heart. You can see those huafan embroidered legs, the tongue can be Lotus, and destroy them like playing .] [Master, I understand. Knowledge is power .]

[Operator? Why are you swollen like this? I'm going to play XiaoBei again ?] [No, it's from Shaolin .] [Why ?] [I spoke with them about Lotus .] [Alas, you believe everything I said .]

[Master, "Yi Jinjing" sounds awesome. I want to learn it .] [It is a natural way to stimulate the meridian and bring pleasure to yourself. It is impossible to afford the ability to catch up with girls .] [I seem to be...] [but I am not, so no, oh yeah .]

[Master, can I stay in the temple tonight ?] [Don't install it. I 've also done anything about freezing out and coming back all night to brag with the teachers and sisters. I 'd like to think about it. It's just blank .]

[Did the monk commit suicide, Master ?] [Yes, but all the temples have blocked the message, and the Buddhist temple has escaped the current world. Are you still dead when you arrive? Doesn't it seem that we are not professional? Is life happy in the future? These people are really crazy .] [Will the future be unhappy ?] [Fail, raise the bar with me? You should die .] [What do you think about you .]

[Master, do you believe in western Bliss ?] [That's all about the hackers .]

[For the teacher to give you the number of Dan, clear the Qing Dynasty, round as Dan .] [Master, what have you done?] [Do you mind, your senior brother Dan did not say anything .]

[Master, why is your name empty boat ?] [The big party said that I am not a man, and it is difficult to self-degree, so let me leave my name empty boat .] [Then why am I still following you...] [you are too obsessed with it, and no one else can follow it. It is better to simply bear the burden on me .] [Why ?] [You See, you always ask why .]

[Master, I should have called you master, right ?] [It's okay. Let's call the default input method .]

[Master, who is your master ?] [Big Abbot .] [What about him ?] [His master is the founder of the temple. It is said that he was mixed in the past. Later, when he picked up his father's Sutra on the road, he pulled a vote of his brother, occupying the mountain as king and setting up a good fortune, we started this universal activity.] [Do you still have this background ?] [Why do you think we haven't been swallowed up by Shaolin ?]

[Why can't I stay in the temple, Master, XiaoBei and her mother ?] [The big party is afraid of poor influence .] [Why can I live in the temple ?] [What is the impact of my family .]

[Everything is like a dreamy instant noodle. If there is garlic, it is like garlic. If there is no garlic, you can enjoy it. If there is no garlic, you can enjoy it.] [master, I love rice .] [... Okay, today's breakfast. No, come here for the morning class .]

[Withdraw Dan. I heard you have been caught by a hacker? You can steal chickens in the daytime. You are really creative .] [Master, it's okay. I said I am from Shaolin .] [Well, good boy, what about chicken? Send it to your mother-in-law .] [We won't cook it any more .] [Amitabha, this kid is cute .]

[Master, other temples are called Abbot. Why do we need to be called a great Abbot ?] [Doesn't it look like we are in the air .] [Will you call me Master ?] [Sorry, you are waiting for me here !]

I can see it clearly, but I cannot understand it very well-Kong Zhou's Zen master and zjun shared.

[Master, why is my temple called Shiji Temple ?] [Long talk. Originally called the Yisi Temple, the master of the B community took it from the great Abbot. Later, he died. The great Abbot said that the son was too inactive and called the suspect Temple. Who knows the plague that year, it should be the time when the incense is prosperous, the results of the people do not come to our temple, it is changed to the temple left. Another person proposed to call Yisi and let the big party quit. He said, "Who are you so lucky ?]

[Do you like me, Monk ?] [Do you like] [Do you want to quit when you quit ?] [Don't even eat meat from family members, even girls, do you dare to trust them? My master said that the words of family members are all greetings. XiaoBei, this is not what a monk said. This is what I said. I like you .]

[Master, why is it so dark today ?] [Dan, we are a Buddhist man. Do not learn the disadvantages of others. The morning chicken reported that the dark crow was in the red dust. Do you think the black and white red dust is not red dust? Isn't a living person dead? Alas, go and ask your mother-in-law to have dinner .]

[Master, in fact, you haven't read this story from the teacher-mother, have you ?] [How do you know ?] [I heard that my mother-in-law asked you to kneel together yesterday] [... it's a game between our husband and wife] [Why didn't you read it? Didn't you hear it all when I read it ?] [How can we trust these pseudo-scientific things? Besides, what do we mean if she listens to me all the time .]

[Master] [hmm ?] [Why did you ask me to read the lost soul Sutra to XiaoBei ?] [You won't be able to catch up with others, because the dead Sutra is a living Sutra. In case of success, I have proved this story, so how much benefit is it? You are a great virtue .] [Master, if it weren't for you, I 'd fight with you]

[Master, but isn't love itself a pseudoscience ?] [Who said no? Look at these geeks, ask for signatures, ask for octal characters, match the constellation, and other common people. Isn't it just pseudo science that you love? If they are all scientific, I will have no food to eat .]

[Master, what is science ?] [This Kid, I want to know if I want to stay with you? What is the problem. However, it is said that the big party understands, and he said that science is a world of flowers, an infinite cycle of infinite distance, that is, what no one can tell clearly, this is something more pseudo-scientific than pseudoscience. Let's stop thinking about this, saving you the trouble of giving an epiphany .]

[Master, great storm .] [Xiao Dan, do not feel deeply .]

[Master, Ye dan openly pursues the Lady of the great Abbot. He cares about the rules and regulations and destroys the stability and unity in the temple. Please discipline the master .] [All right, let's see if you have nothing to do and learn to buckle a big hat? Have you learned justice yet? There is nothing like family !]

Yan Dan, have you had a fight with the teachers and sisters ?] [Yes .] [Why ?] [They said I should not pursue XiaoBei, but they are jealous .] [Well, even if we already see it as jealousy, why should we compete with them ?] [I am not fighting, they are fighting .] [Alas, the role of force is mutual. Are you really not competing? You are still obsessed with it. Come on, let's pass you a set of Defensive Techniques for women, saving you from losing money .]

[Master, I have been in the temple since I was a child. What about my father and mother ?] [How do you ask such a conventional question? Do you want to tell me that I am actually your father ?] [Master, we are not allowed to play ethics games when we leave the family .] [Do you want to play the eight-point dog blood drama with me .]

[Master, do you say that the big party knows about me and XiaoBei ?] [Do not know anything .] [How can he ignore it? Is it okay for him to see me ?] [Don't make a splash. You have confidence in your daughter .]

[Yi Dan, what do you think about this cloud tour? Are you there ?] [Master, you may even ask this kind of question. In your words, there is nothing in this red dust .] [Alas, your mother-in-law wants to make up your honeymoon .]

[Master, it's quiet in the temple .] [What else do you want to say .]

[Master, I am confused .] [Go to the root of the Wall, don't bother me .] [Master, why do you want to settle ?] [In my mind .]

[Empty boat! What is your apprentice called Dan's withdrawal? Why don't you ever see the movie? Are you going out on a cloud tour? Why don't I ask for leave with my dad! Good luck !] [Hahaha, XiaoBei, you have moved your mind .]

[Master, do you say that I am passionate about myself and I am in XiaoBei ?] [Self-work is bitter, but it seems that you are very happy to be so cool. What do you complain about ?] [Don't beat me. Haha, I know I came to me in XiaoBei today. What did she say ?] [Don't ask, what if it's not a good word ?]

[XiaoBei, I think Shaolin's vegetarian dishes are doing well. Can you please eat them ?] [Do not eat, you love meat .] [XiaoBei, I think the Tsing Yi of shilipo's troupe can sing well. Can you please listen ?] [Don't listen, I don't have a good throat .] [How angry are you with me ?] [No... why? Born !]

[This is the end, XiaoBei. We have some differences. It must have been my mistake. I decided to listen to you !] [True ?] [True] [I can sing ]【..........]

[XiaoBei, you sing really well. Can you teach me ?] [Come on, you can skip the Bible .]

Buddhism is not the best, Buddhism is not the right, not the joy and sorrow, the Buddha sees the fate of teaching his degree, see the lack of teaching his reincarnation. When I came to the Buddha to see you, I went to the Buddha, and now I know that Buddha is right or not. You are happy, and you are miserable. From then on, you are the Buddhist Dharma, and the Buddha is not universal to all beings, the Buddha is done, and the Buddha is done by you, but the Buddha is happy. ---- The love letter from Kong Zhou's Zen masters attracts you.

[Yan Dan, as a teacher, is trying to help you show me your love letter to XiaoBei. You just need to study it carefully. Why are you shouting everywhere ?] [Master, you are very embarrassed .] [No, it wasn't written to your mother-in-law...] [I said you were a little swollen .....]

My master and mother have gone to bed early, and my master and younger siblings have gone to bed. So have you gone to bed? I think you should also go to bed.

[Master, you haven't given me a lecture for a long time .] [Aren't you the most annoying ?] [I think we will have to be able to live with XiaoBei in the future. You see, aren't you relying on your understanding to keep the teacher's mother in order to be a Zen master ?] [Don't talk to anyone about this child. Come and tell you a little bit about it. I am familiar with it .]

[Xiao Dan, chanting is only a basic skill. A good monk still has to unsign, become a demon, watch feng shui, do charity, provide psychological counseling, make up the other side, pretend to be open, pretend to be miserable, and pretend to laugh. The Dharma is useless. Learn it slowly .] [Master, it is difficult to be a monk. Do you want to leave the house ?]

[All kinds of righteousness, it is indeed a life-saving technology, practice to be able to occupy with the mouth, pointing to the maze, the more you refer to the more fans will do. However, I am afraid that your motivation is too pure and you will be obsessed with it. In the future, when XiaoBei turns around and the water passes through, you should not really get stuck in the Scriptures. Then, it is difficult to save the Buddha .] [It's okay, so I will follow bei .] [Yes, this is no longer saved .]

[Dan, have you been drinking ?] [Well .] [Beer white ?] [Do you want to try it out ?]

[Silly child, it's not wine that can be spit out .] [Master, do you mean I'm not drunk ?] [You Have To Ask XiaoBei .] XiaoBei ignores me .] [Well, you are not drunk .]

[Master, can you go to the temple at this Central Plains Debate Conference ?] [No, of course, it sent you an empty Voice Engineer .] [Him? Why is it worse for him to read the scriptures than me ?] [But his voice is too loud. There were hundreds of likes at the Conference. At the end of the debate, he was able to say that he would win without breaking the sound .]

[Master, can I follow me ?] [Want to see the world ?] [Well] [forget it. I have to hurt several monks at the annual debate conference. This year, the temple will send you a karate. No, no, and Uncle Kong will accompany you for protection. Well, if it wasn't for Shaolin's shameless behavior that brought the guy back, our temple was the first in the past year. Which of them is an empty opponent .]

[Has the Temple ever been the first ?] [In the first year of temple construction, the master of the great Abbot tried to make a fortune. After the debate, he deliberately arrived late on the same day. When the Group monk argued that the door was broken, he kicked the door. Note that it was broken, when standing in the hall, he shouted, "sounds of joy. The gang and Shang are all silly. They are also stupid to look at the wooden dregs in that place. The first is ours .]

[This is a good move, and I will use it again .] [Don't mention it. Some people did imitate it later. In the same way, they shouted and applauded. Then, the old monk of the Judges scolded me in a trembling manner. Are you still finished with the art of behavior? Even if you do not lose the door, you can still pretend to be the Dharma with the words in the Tao Sutra. Can we meet with the Taoist priest in the future! Get out of here !] [Hahaha, who is this bad guy .] [Let's look at it .]

[Have you done this yet ?] [Who is not young? Come back and have a hard time thinking about it. I feel that my feet are not as painful as my throat. I have to work hard to argue and practice vocal music. How nice is XiaoBei singing? Inherit his father. Your uncle is the temple you entered, and you learned this skill .]

[Did the big party argue later ?] [Never again after several times. Since he has been to XiaoBei, he has become the current big understanding and changed his legal name, called nanwu. It seems like conversion .]

[What was the name of Dafang station before ?] [Nanzi, he gave it to the B Social master, saying that he was domineering. Later, he knew that he had read the Analects of Confucius, and he was not arrogant enough .] [Hahaha, I am afraid that hooligans will have a culture .]

[Master, why do I feel overwhelmed every time I wake up at noon ?] [You are too obsessed with it .] [What should I do .] [... Don't take a nap later .]

[Master, our monk is not doing the proper work. How can so many people become monks .] [This Chao Zun Buddha, will read a Amitabha and will not die. In addition, people who do business are always spending money on these serious things. They all come into being. You don't have to worry about it .]

[What should I do if I did not respect Buddha ?] [Family members do not want to learn from them for their own foresight and foresight. In the end, they all have to worry about it. When a monk hits the clock for a day, we will not be able to transform into a Taoist, so we will not be able to buy a fake hair .]

[Teacher Niang! Fast, let me accompany her to go shopping, and send me a nice and clean monk dress .] [Silly child, this hot day, you have to take so many things, what kind of clothes do you wear? The last time your master went shopping with me, it was a bad smell. You also took the stick and got heatstroke when you came back .] [Master...] [Ji Dan, exercise, sharpen patience, and practice, go on, alas, eat more meals at noon .]

[Master, Uncle Kong xiangshi is back? Why didn't I see an empty Track Master ?] [Sound, sound, and debate for three days and three nights, until the group Monk was speechless, he heard a shout from him, of course, first. However, Shaolin's debater was not convinced, and with a dumb scorpion, he pointed to your uncle's hair. He meant not to leave his hair as a Buddhist disciple. The Dumb and still in the hall were staring at the empty saying, shouting, and taking full care of the overall situation, shave on the spot. When I come back, I have been hiding from the house, crying, not seeing anyone]

[Yes, why can I keep my hair ?] [For a long time, the empty saying is about to steal from Japan and seek Buddha's law from the Central Plains. As a result, this idiot is still in a fashion and believes that his health is not damaged. Isn't it a bad reminder? No Temple needs him. Seeing him as a martial arts artist, the big party's temperament is very simple, and he left behind. By the way, he learns Japanese .] [Can I speak Japanese again ?] [Hayi .]

[No, you can't swallow this breath, because the teacher has to go to Shaolin with him .] [Good! Justice !] [Sound a little, shout something, ask for justice, where there are so many justice, the Buddhist people cannot compete for a strong victory, it is good to give the grandson who lost the bad breath to a stuffy stick without a sound .]

[What about my master ?] [Seven days after the retreat, devote yourself to the dharma .] [What should I do ?] [I will teach you .] [You ?] [What? It's not the case of universal beings. Let alone universal beings. We will also be enlightened .]

[Teacher Niang, do you want to teach me something serious? How can I get a girl's liking? How can we make XiaoBei stay with me ?] I can teach you a lot about the things that your master has taught you. The truth is useless in terms of people and things. XiaoBei is a robbery. All robberies must be done by yourself .] [Cough, I don't know how to use them .]

[Master, how did you exit? Do you realize this ?] [No .] [Why did you leave the service in six days? Isn't it necessary to close the service for seven days ?] [Do you realize it in six days? Meaning .]

[Mongodan, you should also close the door, lose weight, skin whitening, increase the melancholy and mystery, and become silent. Oh, it's really time for you to close the door .] [Do you dare to tell the teacher-in-law ?] [Do not dare .]

[Master, I am totally ignored by XiaoBei .] [You asked me who I asked .] [That's why I asked you all the troubles of the donor .] [That's not to ask me, but to ask me about Buddha .] [Then I also asked my Buddha .] [Ask my Buddha to charge fees .]

[Master, this is the birthdate of Buddha .] [Then you can hatch it .]

Dear Master, today is the birth of Buddha and the birthday of Buddha !] [Well .] [What do you mean ?] Are you familiar with Buddha? Does Buddha use your representation? Did you express it for the birthday of the teacher? Did you say it was your birthday? You guys, it's all about the virtual resources .]

XiaoBei: The weather is fine today, but it may rain later. I miss you now, but I may miss you later. My master said that there is nothing more difficult to test than the weather. I think he is right. He is always right. XiaoBei, regardless of whether it rains, will miss you more later.

[Master, what did the foreigner do ?] [Here, let us not believe in the Buddha, believe in Jesus. It's so cute, as if we had written to the Buddha .]

[Why not let people in ?] Can you speak English? As a teacher, you can barely understand it. The great Abbot will say, but these missionaries have a piece of strength. You are too lazy to take the time to enlighten him. If it is inappropriate to beat him, you will be taken away .]

[Isn't it a single rib? How can we get rid of it ?] [The Great Abbot said, "I mean the original Buddhist Dharma is from Shaolin. If Shaolin changes to believe in Jesus, I will not believe it in the temple. The foreign man went to Shaolin as soon as he heard it makes sense .] [Do you mean killing people with a knife ?] [Yo, you still look at the Art of War? You can understand it .]

[Empty boat! It's too much for you to leave the temple. You can't beat this prophic, and you can't persuade us to leave it. How can we make it good for Shaolin ?] [Amitabha, what is the quarrel? Are you not fond of receiving foreign guests? Let's take out the rehearsal of the first temple in the Central Plains to entertain him and say that he is not allowed to be influenced one day. Then he will go back to the Western Ocean to pass on the Dharma for us .]

[Master, why don't we skip morning classes and run a net run recently ?] [Family members are too fat to influence credibility. Maintain the body, empty eyes, bright head, and clean robe, are considered professional ethics .]

[Master, it's so foggy today that I can't look out .] [Can you look out without fog? Look at what you want, and pay attention to your feet .]

[Master, the thunder was so loud last night .] [Well, It's Not Just Ray. You are shouting at me .] [What do you call ?] ["You have a few clicks! Just a few minutes !" This is probably the case .]

[When the rain stopped, Lei rested, And you laughed when you were blank, saying that you were not satisfied with amitore? Oh, I went to bed after a moment .] [I said he was so proud to know how he looked at everyone today .] [It's a dumb shout, or it's too early to show off .]

[Mongodan, you have always been obsessed with XiaoBei, And you have become obsessed with practice. In the long run, you are afraid that it will affect your practice .] [What should I do ?] [You still have to seek relief from the north .] .]

[Master, how can I achieve this without saying anything? I have to learn karate with my Uncle Kong .] [Well, this uplink is good. You can come out of the downlink and I will let you learn .] [Rely on !]

[What do you rely on? If you are an empty scholar and master of Confucianism, you will love your pair of scholars, but you will have to learn it sooner or later.] [In Buddhism, everything is empty, there is no life, there is no life, there is no way to go, there is a relative? Master, you have asked me to learn such a skill that is contrary to Buddhism .] [Where are some nonsense, so that you can learn what you want to learn, and you can earn some pocket money when writing Spring Festival couplets during the Chinese New Year]

[Master, don't go to bed so late. Why do you sigh here ?] [For the night watching stars, Ziwei rushed to the Beidou, white tigers sit in the palace, and the Southeast corner is a red light, presumably ......] [presumably what ?] [Presumably, you are ELE. Me, too ?] [... Rely on, ask the teacher to cook some noodles ?] [Silly child, White Tiger sitting in the palace, how can I dare to call it... Alas, let's cut the stones between the two men .]

In XiaoBei, I learned to compress and compress your computation into a marriage relationship.

[Master, what are those who want to be together? If the marriage is not the same, it will actually be dispersed ?] [Well, so, every time a teacher calculates a marriage for them, he needs to cite the classics. After a calculation, the calculation ends .] Master, you are really good at virtue .] [No, sometimes it's not enough for regular customers .]

[Master, I still can't sleep at night. I still want to go to the bathroom without stopping drinking water, and think about other things I don't have .] [I didn't fall asleep last night, and I heard your sound. But I always think that you are salty when watching the stars at night. It has little to do with XiaoBei .]

[Kong Zhou Zen master, the last time I asked you to calculate the marriage relationship, you said there was a drama, and we were together in less than two days, but now we started to quarrel and began to cold each other, the number of topics is getting fewer and fewer, and it is not as uncomfortable as a day at the beginning, and ....] [This donor, if you want to change one, I can show you more about your marriage. If you want to consult and solve your problem, you can add money.]

[Master, autumn is approaching .] [...] [Master, do you say the season is worth it ?] [...] [Today, some people in Shaolin Temple have a wedding banquet, master. Do you think wine is worth it ?] [......] [Today, we have also done two things in the temple. Master, do you think life is worth your money ?] [...] [Master, why don't you speak ?] [Today is a pain point .]

Yan Dan, do you think you are a teacher fat ?] [Fat .] [Do you think your mother-in-law is fat ?] [If you look fat, you will not be fat. You must not be fat .] [Do you think XiaoBei is fat ?] [This is not important .] [Well, This is color or blank .] [Well, it is also called seeking truth from facts. You can analyze specific issues .]

[Master, why didn't I give a lecture recently ?] [For the teacher recently in a good mood .] [Do you mean to take me for peace of mind ?] [What are you not convinced of? Have you recently asked me how to become a teacher? This proves that you are also in a good mood .]

[Master, tell me about this world...] [not to mention .]

[XiaoBei, I have written to you .] [Do you have something to say ?] [I'm afraid you don't understand .] [Then I can understand ?] [Do not understand. I will tell you more .]

[Master, you often hear the ghosts crying at night. You can read the scriptures in an ultra-high speed .] [That's not a ghost. It's because you are out of love .]

[Dan, I want a diamond ring .] [XiaoBei, Wait, wait until I practice for another two years. If you burn me, the bonus is worth more than the diamond ring .]

[Master, what do Shaolin monks yell at you today ?] [He asked us how we can cancel the meditation at Shiji temple .] [Sit is not sit, Zen is not Zen. How can Zen sit out and sit out? Master, are you using this mess to clean him up ?] [No, I asked him if he had hemorrhoids .]

[Master, you see this cloud Shuyun volume. It's just half-white, and suddenly it's dark. Alas, the Dharma is illegal and has impermanence, and the Buddha is always like this, master, even you cannot know what the future is like?] [Do you want to help your mother-in-law to collect clothes? You really don't know what shape you will be made .]

[Master, an empty-handed master, cannot teach me Japanese swearing .] [You Do This. Remember the first word he said while he is not paying attention to him .] (PIA) [fuck! What are you doing as a teacher !] [I will try it .]

[Why did Dan have a fight with you again ?] [Master, it's not a fight, it's a discussion .] [If you can't beat it, you can talk about it. Well, you have no time to learn it .]

[Do you want to contact me ?] [Well, we... Let's get together !] [... You bet again, right ?]

Amitabha, all the wonderful works are ready. Good men and good women come to my temple to give gifts. No matter whether you want to make money and seek peace, I am compassionate ...... you can discuss them. Please kindly ask the good men and women to keep order. If you really don't want to keep order, please go to the West Chamber to apply for a membership card. ---- Shiji temple Xuan.

[Ji Dan, it's getting cold. Look at the old monks in the temple .] [Can the temperature be frozen to death ?] [Frozen is not dead, but they read too much, some hold, last year, a master and uncle read the midnight Sutra in the yard, suddenly felt cold, then sat down and shouted, if the sky is so cold, only self-burning heating.] [... Is it like this ?] [No, the boss scolded him for burning the boiler for a year .]

[Master, why do my legs always hurt after I finish drinking ?] [You are always on the wall after drinking .] [... Why don't you stop me !] [You say it is not necessary to kill it. When you kill it one day, it won't hurt your leg .]

XiaoBei, you are a Zen, and you have good colors.

[Master, why did the officers send the group to Shaolin ?] [This is to say that I am a fan of the school. They are better than us. Of course, we also want to be safe .]

[Master! Master! There are many people outside the temple...] [know .] [By the way, what are the eight winds that you can't hold? Please come out and see. It's all about tornado .] [Panic, wait for your mother to make makeup for the teacher .]

[Master, I used to have a performance in Shaolin today. The poster is so old: I heard nothing about the stunt, but I don't want to show anyone .] [Good results ?] [Don't mention it. The old monk performing the stunt is not good at mathematics. He practiced and counted his skills. After a while, he went into the dark. Instead, he said he was Sun Wukong and went to the west]

[?] [It's raining heavily, and it's all fading. You want to go, but it's spectacular .] [Well, the teacher told them to believe in science and watch the weather on time...] [don't lie to me, Master. I can hear that the rain is what my uncle, an empty wizard, asks ....] [pray for rain and drought to benefit one party, and expose the dangers of inferior dyes by the way. I'm so compassionate that you can't say anything.]

[Master, this dye is not sold to you...] [Dan, come, read a piece of FA Hua for the teacher .] [Master...] [Let's talk about it in silence .]

[Yi Dan, a cold autumn rain, to add clothing .] [Master, why do you suddenly care so much about me? I am quite healthy .....] [I want to remind you not to forget to buy new clothes for XiaoBei. At least you should take the initiative to go shopping. Don't be like a teacher ..... alas, do you think that I am reading the Scriptures at the wall here? Go and find some food for the teacher. Don't let your mother-in-law see it.]

[Master, I heard a burst of firecrackers early in the morning .] Someone got married below the hill .] [Why do we need to put off firecrackers when we get married ?] [Be brave to yourself .]

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