The tide people must say 60 words compare Classic _ Classic Net Pick

1, eat the highest state of self-help: Help the wall into, help the wall out.
2, the marriage must have the condition: has the car to have the room, the parents double dead.
3, no money, no right, no better for you, you can with me?
4, take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.
5, on Google Baidu on a bit.
6, women must be better for themselves. Once exhausted, there will be other women spend your money, live your room, sleep your husband, beat your baby!
7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ...
8, long a steamed stuffed bun kind, do not blame the dog to follow.
9. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
10, Grandpa came from the grandson ...
11, God, you let the summer and winter roommate? Give birth to such a ghost weather!
12, the bird is big what woods all have!
13, heard that women like clothes, brothers such as siblings. In retrospect, we this thousand hand Kwan-yin unexpectedly naked ran for more than 20 years!
14, not afraid of the tiger-like enemy, the pig is afraid of the same teammates.
15, Summer is not good, poor when I even the Northwest wind has no drink ...
16, with your urine!
17, bosom is like pregnant, time is long can let a person see out.
18. Don't look for me if there's nothing to do.
19, you think I'm going to watch you die? I'll close my eyes.
20, exercise muscle, prevent beating!
21, the reason why the Angels fly, because they see themselves very light ...
22, I want Puppy love, but already late ...
23, hug is really a strange thing, obviously by so close, but can't see each other's face.
24, beat your personality life can not self-care!
25, when you wear the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe ...
26, in fact, I am a genius, but the day envy of the elite!
27, please don't speak English in front of me, OK?
28, how far the mind, you will give me how far to roll!
29, men's lies can cheat women one night, women's lies can cheat men's life!
30, a long time no one to the cowhide blowing so fresh and refined!
31, boss, is money really that important to you? Three hours of talking, not a penny drop?
32. Why do you start so early? The nightclub isn't open yet!
33, waking up, the sky is dark.
34, if I do the personnel manager, the first thing is to promote their own to do mister.
35, I eat every day except the time is all in weight loss, you also said that I do not have perseverance?
36, the water can carry a boat, but also boiled porridge.
37, bought a computer not on the broadband, just like the wine is ready to eat before eating as a monk.
38, as long as you dare to die, I dare to bury!
39, people are not smart, but also dare to learn bald?
40, there is a very old legend-The XX campus can see the beauty of the people will live forever ...
41, if even you ignore me, I will become a dog ignore ...
42, Living, easy, live, easy, life, not easy.
43, I will not tell you how to kill you.
44, money can solve the problem is not a problem.
45, read the book for more than 10 years, think of it or kindergarten better mix!
46, even advertising also believe that reading reading silly?
47, quit smoking easy, quit you too difficult!
48, do not eat enough to have the strength to lose weight ah?
49, Sleep is an art-no one can stop my pursuit of art footsteps.
50, but the old woman on the bridge is sold Pepsi, how can you tell me how to forget you?
51. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.
52, if I did the emperor, must be sealed you as the Prince.
53, as long as the Hoe dance Good, which has a corner to dig not fall?
54, my goodness, my clothes are thin again!
55, my girlfriend's phone name is "he", after the breakup, I became a "it."
56, the effect of contraception: not successful, then adults.
57, I and you are not the same, because I am a person.
58, ask you how much worry, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.
59, I really want to personally tube your grandfather cry: "Dad!" ”
60, I drink only pure water drinking, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple ...