The tragedy of commodity recommendation in user information mining ......

On that day, I saw a crosstalk called "free phone" by da bing, Zhao Weiguo, and Li jindou.

I remember seeing this crosstalk before, but I thought it was humorous.

This time, I found this crosstalk quite interesting.

The general content of crosstalk is that dabing receives a call and can call anyone for free. It only inserts advertisements during the call. Then, during repeated calls, there was always some opportunity to plug in advertisements, which led to misunderstandings and tragedies on the other side.

In fact, this topic is quite good. The smart plug-in Advertisement recommendation product based on the call content is similar to the advertisement launched by Google and Baidu Based on search keywords. However, we recommend that you make a reasonable recommendation. The first is that the category cannot be wrong. You cannot say that electrical appliances promote the property, and the second is that the direction cannot be wrong. You cannot say that the property recommends the cemetery for you. The advertisements in crosstalk have mastered the first point, but the second point is a mess. Who will take care of such advertisements as they become more and more popular?

Video address: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjMxNjczMg==.html

Below is the script

 

Li: audience, you and I are here to bow!
Zhao: Thank you!
Big: the crosstalk we are talking about today is a new one of ours this year.
Li: That's right!
Big: We serve as a Chinese New Year gift.
Li: Hope you like it. Haha, haha ......
Zhao: my mobile phone is the latest product of our company. Today, as a reward for the Spring Festival, we are offered free of charge!
Li: Everybody, it's fun to hear crosstalk!
Zhao: You have to pay for your mobile phone!
Big: those who are willing to listen to crosstalk will give a round of applause!
Zhao: I want a cell phone call!
Li: Let's take a look at this link ......
Zhao: Do you want? I, II, III ......
Big, Li: Stop!
Li: You are confused, right? What is it like?
Zhao: What is the name of a hacker? I am sending a free mobile phone.
Big: Ah, you mean you don't need money for this phone.
Zhao: That's right!
Large: it is free of charge.
Zhao: Ah.
Big: friends, this is a liar!
Li: Everybody, never be fooled!
Zhao: What is a liar? Ah, a real free mobile phone.
Big: How do you do it for free?
Li: Let's talk about it.
Zhao: this mobile phone is not only charged for money, but also responsible for all telephone bills. A penalty is required if you lose your account. If you lose your account, you will be rewarded.
Li: Oh, you have to understand.
Zhao: I said, even if you have made a 24-hour International Long trip every day
Li: How is it?
Zhao: we are all exempt from orders.
Li: Do you have a number?
Zhao: Of course.
Li: How many?
Zhao: 7417417474741.
Li: Er?
Zhao: you can remember this: mad at you, angry at you, angry at you.
Li: Why am I so angry?
Zhao: this is the answer ......
Big: Alas, don't worry ., Everybody, don't worry. I am a kind person.
Li: Yes!
Big: I am a real person.
Li: I can see it.
Big: I am a brave man.
Li: That's right.
Big: this is clearly a scam.
Li: Yes.
Big: I can't watch you get cheated.
Li: What should I do?
Big: Well, let me handle it. This is a lie. Let me accept it.
Li: mad at you.
Big: If you are angry, you might as well be angry with me.
Li: What are you doing?
Zhao: Have a pleasant call! Goodbye!
Big: Come back!
Zhao: Why?
Big: Should I really be two hundred and five?
Zhao: What does it mean?
Big: so busy, why don't you pay? You have to sign a contract for me.
Li: Good!
Big: You give it to me! Give it to me!
Li: fake, guilty?
Zhao: what is false? Our company has some small requirements.
Li: What are you talking about.
Zhao: I am afraid you will not be able to accept it.
Li: Hey, let's talk about it.
Zhao: this mobile phone sometimes has advertisements when talking.
Li: advertisement?
Zhao: You must listen.
Li: Listening to ads?
Big: I tell you, I grew up listening to advertisements, but I don't listen to advertisements any day.
Li: How is it?
Big: I will catch a cold.
Zhao: What is this disease?
Zhao: You must make sure that you call 8 hours a day without a penalty.
Big: I need 18 hours. Do you have to pay for it?
Zhao: I am so smart that my cell phone cannot be damaged. I need to pay for the damage.
Li: Well, I still have to pay for it.
Big: I tell you, if this phone gets a piece of paint, I will lose his father to you.
Li: ah? Lose my dad to him?
Big: Give him my dad!
Li: No!
Zhao: What do I need so many fathers? Ah! Ah!
Li: What about this contract.
Big: I have signed it, and it's hard to run. You have to find a place for injection.
Zhao: injection? See you a month later!
Li: Well, you have to let me know.
Zhao: Why?
Li: Of course!
Zhao: Not that much!
Li: I love advertisements too.
Zhao: That doesn't work.
Big: It's cheap. I don't need any money. Can this be done? Call my wife, who is more plump than Yang Guifei, to report to me. Ah, it's okay. Hello?
Li: Hello?
Big; dear.
Li: Who are you, dear?
Big: I'm calling you dear.
Li: I ......
Big: Dear MUa, muuua, muuuuua
Li: You stinking!
Big: hanging, hanging, wife, it's me, your husband, big soldier.
Li: Oh, it's a soldier. How did you choose such an unlucky number?
Big: I want to give you a message. I just picked up a free call.
Li: How many times have I told you about it? You have to go to the hospital for a good check.
Big: I'm fine. What can I check in the hospital?
Li: Look, you picked up a free electric meter last year. After you installed it, it ran faster than Liu Xiang. Last month, you picked up a free refrigerator, put an egg in the first day, and hatched six hens the next day. Today, you picked up the free call. Bing, are your mental symptoms getting worse and worse?
Big: You have a mental illness.
Li: You have a mental illness.
Big: You have a mental illness.
Li: I ......
Guang: Are you mentally ill? Do you need to see a doctor?
Big: this advertisement is coming.
Wide: our hospital has passed WCC international certification to treat all kinds of mental diseases. Tel: 7474741.
Big: Why is this number so similar to my number.
Li: Bing, you asked me to see my mental illness.
Big: It's not what I said. It's an advertisement on the phone.
Li: What advertisements can be found on the phone?
Big: How can I call a free call? People say they have to listen to the advertisement, and I am angry with him when I play less, and he is rewarded when I play more.
Li: bing, how do you treat me as a fool to make me happy?
Broad; fool beans, more and more fun!
Li: You can tease me again!
Broad: acne cream, fighting for acne!
Li: Oh! You are mad at me!
Big: Don't get angry with your wife. It's an advertisement!
Li: What advertisement?
Big: There are two advertisements.
Li: I can't stay with you on such days!
Guang: Do you want to divorce?
Li: Er?
Guang: Do you want to start a new life?
Li: I think!
Guang: Let's go to bang Yu's divorce. The divorce is separated into one, and there is no semi-wedding!
Big, Li: Oh!
Big: Why is my advertisement so wicked?
Li: You have found everything! Tomorrow morning, I will divorce you!
Big:,?
Big: It's broken. My wife misunderstood. Last year, I was about to divorce me. I had to call my mother-in-law to explain it. Hello?
Li: Who?
Big: old lady, it's me, you son-in-law, big soldier.
Li: It's a big soldier. Why? Have you had a quarrel?
Big: no quarrel.
Li: no quarrel. Which of the following is your wedding?
Big: Don't listen to her. It's a misunderstanding!
Li: I'm wrong. You can do it now. I'm relieved to say that.
Big: You can rest assured that I will call you for a year.
Li: Thank you.
Big: I wish you a better life in the new year ......
Li: How are you doing?
Wide: fever, cold, weak limbs, back pain, cold hands and feet.
Li: I did not curse you.
Guang: please use the new drug-cross-legged eye-catching pills.
Li, da: Oh!
Li: bing, This is a curse on me!
Big: Don't be angry, old lady. It's an advertisement.
Li: Well, advertisement. If you think I'm in good health, I'm angry.
Guang: Do you have stomachache, bloat, or stomach cramps?
Li: My stomach hurts!
Guang: Do you have a headache, dizziness, and head cramps?
Li: I'm not dizzy either.
Guang: Are you eager for frequent urination and urinary cramps?
Li: Do you have urinary cramps?
Wide: Please use chili diapers, a pair of Top 4 pants!
Li, da: Oh!
Big: Can you stop this advertisement for a while? Old lady, are you okay?
Li: I'm fine. Tomorrow morning, Let's divorce you!
Big: this old lady!
Big: My father-in-law called! Please explain it to him.
Big: Hello, Dad.
Li: You don't want to call me a father. I don't have a father like you!
Big: ah?
Li: Wrong! I don't have such an uncle!
Big: Hey, Dad, don't be angry. You can explain it to me!
Li: What do you want to explain to me? You are so angry with me that I am desperate to fight with you!
Wide: the Tyson card is effective with one punch, and the teeth are lost with two fists!
Li: Good boy, you want to fight with me. Well, I am looking for a good guy ......
Guang: Do you need a kitchen knife? Very sharp!
Li: Oh, you need to work with me!
Big: Dad, how can I beat you here! Where can I invite you to dinner!
Li: You make me look like this. What can you please eat?
Broad: powerful mouse medicine, one capsule takes effect!
Li: Good boy, you want to give me medicine. This is my uncle. I will tell you to go to the police station! Wow ----
Big: Dad, Dad!
Big: I know, cheap is not good, good is not cheap! Who should I call without money to offend? I should just shut down!
HOST: This phone prompts you: if you haven't played for 8 hours today, you will be fined 0.1 million Yuan!
Big: I ......
HOST: This phone prompts you: damage your mobile phone and compensate your father.
Big: click Next.
Big: Hello, little sister-in-law. I'm your brother-in-law. I can't hear you. Not a widow or a brother-in-law. It's all my fault ...... Help!
Broad: If you want to be healthy, you can use xiaobao to see xiaobao every day. xiaobao can see xiaobao every day !......
Zhao: a month has passed. Let's see how to use a free phone number.
Zhao; Mr. Jin Dou, have you seen da bing?
Li: I haven't seen you for more than a month!
Zhao; what about people?
Li: I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it.
Li and Zhao: Ah, come!
Big: long time wine, easy to drink ......
Zhao: we have another volunteer ad propagandist!
Zhao: Hi, are you ill?
Big: Don't get sick this year, don't get sick, don't get sick, and be patient. Are you happy ......
Zhao: How do I feel about the free phone number?
Big: Great, flying!
Zhao: Is the mobile phone okay?
Big: whether the phone is good or not. Who can use it!
Zhao: This hair should be washed!
Large: Yes, It is healthier to wash it.
Li: Look, it's up!
Big: I choose, I like it.
Li and Zhao: Why?
Big: It's good to be a woman.