This tanabata, send you a copy of the programmer's textbook-Level advertising guide

Source: Internet
Author: User

High-energy warning for the broad masses of lovers:

Today, is the tanabata ...

(Single non-combatant crowd, please exit quickly!) )

Always have the technology GG to a push June complain

After years of education by netizens

As well as the persistent self-black of technical people

Hot suit fanatics • Plaid shirt Ashes fan • Black frame glasses cover without eyes • Embarrassed talk to the king

Seems to be the outside world

For the stereotype of this mysterious group

As everyone knows

Left-brain-developed program staff

Romantic, minute, sweet halo, how you doing?

Today, a push-June picked a few

Technology GG The god operation of the sister confession

Mud Meng

Catch ~ Close ~ Learn ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Case one, with the most boring code, the deepest feeling of the table

(Image from Network)

As the king of the Code world,

The programming language is the code farm.

(Xuan) White (JI) 's weapon.

While expressing love,

You can also demonstrate your professional skills and level.

It's full of wood.

Of course, for the vast number of "code-blind" people

There's no words to explain it really don't understand

What do these codes SKr?

So

This kind of moves should be used with caution

Otherwise who's embarrassed who knows

Case two: Flashing Twinkle, full screen is careful heart

A symbol of Love's "heart"

It's a code farmer's confession of the "favorite" element.

The famous Cartesian heart-shaped line

Though from a sad love story

But the magic yards of the farmers are utilizing the formula

R=a (1-sinθ)

A number of similar dynamic visual effects have been created

(Pictures from the network, can not understand you, please find your math teacher)

There are a number of similar cases

Like ECG, heart, etc.

There's no code left for a pusher here.

Readers who have "hearts"

can go to some open source code community

Learn (Zi) (nue)

Case three: Play the exclusive game, from now on to play the blame upgrade

A programmer named La Pike in order to propose to his girlfriend, wrote a game based on two-person memories and pretended to inadvertently invite his girlfriend to play-from the meeting in the Beer Festival, to the first date to eat pizza, then to the first trip ... The girlfriend will find two people in each of the past experience the traces of the scene. Finally, the female master in Customs clearance when the page shows the male master proposal copy, can be said to be a fatty intestine romantic!

(Image from the network)

Compared to the first two cases

That's a really high threshold.

But the surprise value is also a pop-up watch

For more information about the case, please refer to:

Http://www.techug.com/post/romantic-programmer-propose-marriage.html

But what a pusher wants to say is,

Although the idea of confession is valuable

But the heart is the key to impress each other

Case FOUR: The lights are no more flashy than you "show"

A rich man's confession is often extravagantly.

For example, to buy a high-grade office LED screen

(for a few minutes)

To make a confession or something.

(These three trench images from the network)

Compared to this naked "Hyun-fu"

Programmers are more passionate about "dazzle"

In 2015, for example, the Programmer's Day (October 24)

A Baidu employee controls the building's lights

Make a copy of the whole floor light

"I Love u Babe"

Surprise came too suddenly.

And the effect is so cool.

Let the incident instantly get hot search

The only regret is that

At the end of the story

The Goddess "Ten moves and refuses"

Actually, a push-June thinks

It's no big deal to be rejected by the goddess.

After all

As the king of the Code of the dimensional

Part of the technology GG's spiritual world is fantasy and profound.

You think they're not going to get love?

In fact, others are just

"Single"

Irrefutable evidence: August 2017,

"Talk show" hacker Vejochen's jokes fire up

Finally, a push to wish

There are objects, no objects.

A partner who has no object but can be a new object.

Happy Tanabata!

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