Three and a half sentences

There are so many beautiful teachers and sisters who are competent and well-behaved. After two months, you can see them again!

What should I do when I cook in the canteen? the opposite sex cannot be sucked together. If it is wrong, Master --- half a scoop!

Chat in the IDC room, ask about the nationality, and then ask Fang Zhi Yi Ren --- next to it!

The machine room is lined up outside, and the sky is full of sweat, so it's hard to turn forward-power failure!

One pair of trousers is worn by others, and the dormitory is a great Communist Party. When it comes to the laundry, all the operations will be taken-a flash!

In the classroom before the examination, I stepped onto the classroom. The transcript was full of a desktop, and the teacher fainted!

When the phone rings, everyone hangs around his waist. When the bell rings, let's see what he is looking!

In the dormitory, boys, girls, and rabbits will change jobs after three days-Super High!

College life is really good, and no one is arguing every day. What if I don't have a job?-Pull it down!

I went to fetch water that night and hit someone and thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what the two were doing-kiss me!

Running in student unions every day, doing everything by yourself, and getting out of the door --- pretty good

The next spring is coming. The Hall on the second floor is very lively, and teachers are joining us.
Let's boast of our leadership, and let the SARS industry flow, and let us know what we are doing.
School development, innovation in education and teaching, pioneering and enterprising, striving for the first place.
Security Education always tells us that family planning is well implemented every day.
The New Year has a new atmosphere, and the principal has set an example everywhere. It's awesome to take the lead.
I once again boast that the teacher has a high level of knowledge. If you want to learn it, you can teach it.
Focus on teaching, personal gains and losses aside, nothing to watch the month, really round.
Send away one session after another, black hair gradually becomes less white, life is like a dream, really spirit.
Flowers are received on Teacher's Day, and there are gifts on Christmas day. They are sweet and sweet.
The principal is filled with teachers, and the teachers have students in their hearts. They love the campus and the truth.

I 've been talking about it for eight times, but it's still wrong. My stomach is being paralyzed.

How can a weak school always be weak.

I do not work hard at ordinary times. I caught my head in the exam and looked down on my face. It was really green.

Before the new year, previous students sent a New Year card, spring breeze, really sweet.

Ask a boring teacher and ask a teacher, as long as you learn, really teach.

Boys and girls fall in love with "Boys and Girls", and the exam is just around the corner.

The vendors in the stalls are busy in front of the door, and the students spend money without blinking.

Every day in security education, I am afraid of every one of them.

The morning meeting only lasted for half an hour and looked pale.

I was so tired when I was in my fifties that I had to go to bed before 8.

I have taught books for more than 30 years and left the three-foot podium. It's really sour in my heart.

Focus on teaching, personal gains and losses aside, nothing to watch the sky, really blue.

The inter-school gap is a fact. There are many reasons for this. Are they all my mistakes? Really strange.

One session after another, the white hair of several pieces into a piece, life is short, really fast.

The naughty students are understandable. The parents are so arrogant that the teachers are panic and crying.

Which school is the same? the art teacher doesn't talk about "beauty". The door is open and messy.

After graduation, I am a good student who can say hello to the teacher. I am not telling the truth.

The colder the day, the more naughty students open the window. It's cool ".

The new teaching building is dazzling. If you want to swallow our school, please be honest.

It's so annoying to tell you if you're too late or if you're a good student.

The instructor Conference reported scores. It was so bitter that several families enjoyed their worries and "drinking medicine.

How to draw campus cartoons? I forgot Rodin's sentence, "beautiful in discovery", really stupid.

I am going to complain this evening. There are nine advantages, one hope, and the art of talking.

A student cannot understand a foreign language and a teacher cannot understand his computer books.

The principal's heart is filled with teachers, the teachers are filled with students, and they love the world.

The principal is only three days away, and the teacher is like a student leaving the class teacher. It's so nice.

Who said that the new officer had a fire, and the principal had not put off the fire in recent years.

Music Teachers are confused, and students can sing better than me. It's really "OK ".

The harder a good class is, the harder it is. The harder it is, the harder it is. the slower it is.

1. Celebrate the National Day. The young boys and girls smile and the headmaster will attend the event in person!

2. The gala is full of fun, and the teachers and students have fun. Who should submit homework here!

3. There are a lot of clothes now, and the teachers are always fashionable. They put on a sling and put on a cowboy-dumb!

4. the test room was really serious. I looked forward to asking for assistance. The invigilator came over and caught me!

5 It's not easy to have a holiday. I finally hope to have a rest. I know I still have to make up classes during the holiday!

6. When cleaning, it was really positive, and the window was cleaned up and swept the floor. Who should throw things at random?-beat you!

7. Today, I have a lot of homework. I have a lot of Chinese to have English, and the math teacher has come in again-fainted!

8 now, the students are unpromising, bold, and rude, and scream at me-Love you!

9 there is no air conditioning in the classroom in the summer, and mosquitoes will bite the insects. If there is no air conditioning, pull it down!

When she walked into the South Grand Park, she greeted her and asked her what she was doing and paid for the money.
Go to the dormitory building. If you do not enter the probe first, go wrong.
The school doctor is really good, don't get angry, don't get sick, what should I do, find.
Next, I had to go around for an account. The pictures were good and there was no head.
Then the risk is guaranteed, and there is little money in the bag, so we are afraid that nothing will happen.
Everything is done, hot sweat, how to take a bath, time.
The canteen has many varieties and the environment is good. The food cost is really cheap!
At every night, the dormitory is not powered, so you cannot sleep. What should I do? Turn around!
What if the contact came to us? Escape!
When I came to the gymnasium, the device was really full. How was the ball playing? Bad!
The Student Union will recruit new students. What should they do if they want to do so? Panic!
It's time to go to the Drum Tower. It's too far to take a bus. Who is the seat left? Female!
There are many couples in South China. What should I do if I am single? No!
How about school songs? Difficult to sing!
The new debate competition is amazing. What is the debate? Fall in love!
Football semi-finals, sophomore year is really good, how about freshman year? Handsome!
Pukou is really busy. The community is recruiting new talents. What are you going to do? Thank you!
Life is so tired and depressing. What should I do? Consult!
At the Member Conference, we came to the stage. How did we see it? Great!

A: "Peking University girls are ugly.
Let's take a big campus survey to hear how boys feel ."
Michael nodded. "Ugly !"
Sany boy shook his head: "No !"
Ssung boys gave up: "This is not ugly. It's ugly !"
One boy waved his hand: "I have to go! My girlfriend will beat me ~"

B: "Although Peking University girls are ugly, they don't seem worried. School Enrollment every year,
It's ugly ."

C: "Peking University, ugly girl, unlimited. A batch of workers are coming every year.
I can't bear to look around the campus, lest I abuse my eyes.
But the beauty is around, And he Chou cannot take the exam ."

Ding: "Peking University girls are ugly. This topic is to be discussed.
Our school can only work hard.
Let's get your girlfriend first, no matter how many days it takes.
Hand in hand, hand in hand, and go together after class.
After four years, she is ugly or ugly ."
A and B: "Excellent !"

1 \ -- three and a half sentences on campus
The next spring is coming. The Hall on the second floor is very lively, and teachers are joining us.
Let's boast of our leadership, and let the SARS industry flow, and let us know what we are doing.
School development, innovation in education and teaching, pioneering and enterprising, striving for the first place.
Security Education always tells us that family planning is well implemented every day.
The New Year has a new atmosphere, and the principal has set an example everywhere. It's awesome to take the lead.
I once again boast that the teacher has a high level of knowledge. If you want to learn it, you can teach it.
Focus on teaching, personal gains and losses aside, nothing to watch the month, really round.
Send away one session after another, black hair gradually becomes less white, life is like a dream, really spirit.
Flowers are received on Teacher's Day, and there are gifts on Christmas day. They are sweet and sweet.
The principal is filled with teachers, and the teachers have students in their hearts. They love the campus and the truth.

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1. if the four of us are playing well

If it's ironic, don't cry.

2. Lanzhou University ranked first in Tsinghua in the five northwestern provinces

What do foreigners think about us? Very good

3. the Yuzhong campus is truly spacious and tree-lined

Walking around in the teaching building

4. the campus accommodation is really good.

Toilet phones, TVs, and Internet

5. the supermarket's apple is sweet and brittle, and the price is a little expensive.

It's really tiring to make a long line after the account is settled.

6. the campus hospital has a small service attitude.

The best medicine type is not too many and no disease

7. It is common for the headquarters of Lanzhou to turn into pairs.

Bend under the shade! Don't look

8. It is hard to find girls in the campus.

What's more, she is not tall!

9. When girls go to the canteen, they are tired and far away from shoes.

Losing weight after each meal

10. snacks in the Headquarters can be eaten everywhere.

Why are you so bored with beef noodles?

11. You can use anti-theft iron to secure your dormitory.

It's hard for you to go in.

12. Li Yang came to our school to enjoy Crazy English.

Shy talents scream

13. When you get up every day, you must get up early and run the task with dark lights.

Nobody else fell down.

14. Some students go to class without being bright.

The exam is paved with several tables.

15. We disagree with the fact that universities are crowded.

The campus is wide and cannot increase by three thousand mu of mountain land

16. Training in the rain is really refreshing.

If you cannot keep up with your bed

17. A pair of men and women in the dormitory are not tired.

Boys always think it's a bit wrong.

18. We are not very right and we still offend people.

Now we have to prepare for retreat.

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3 \ New Year's Day Gala on campus for three and a half sentences

At this year's New Year's Day Gala, we performed a three-and-a-half campus tour, which many failed to see. Here we offered three and a half sentences for a pleasant stay at home.

Three sentences and a half on campus

Gongs and drums
Go on stage
What if one person is missing?
-I am here (running from the station side )!

Let's say three and a half sentences,
Make fun of things,
When you come, don't shout,
-Give money!

There are many micro-department exams,
I think everyone is shaking,
Ask why?
-- Not to mention!

Many foreign-related center mobile phones,
Call all the way,
Nothing to do,
-- Contact!

There are many beautiful women in the variety department,
It can only seem untouchable,
What should I do if I want to approach it?
-- Shoot!

Many Academic Management notifications,
Brave Exploration of Teaching Management,
Students are afraid to enter,
-- Approval for fear!

Basic, amazing,
Take the lead among many directors,
What is this, Director?
-- Old class!

The general manager is not afraid of suffering,
Covered with mud and soil,
All of them are great guys,
-Nonsense

The handsome guy in the lab department is really amazing,
One expert can attract others,
Go home after work,
-- Cooking!

Working in the General Department is really good,
We often sit in the headmaster's car,
Sometimes,
-- At your own expense

Teaching Work is not easy,
Work hard to chat,
Violation of school discipline,
-- Shot

Master and auxiliary teachers are highly motivated,
Shoulder the burden of further studies,
Work hard and work hard,
...... A trick!

Happy connection from engineering school,
No matter how many beautiful music is,
Next year's work is over this year,
-- Insurance!

Today we welcome the new year,
The principal invited us to a restaurant,
Wuliangye Moutai Casually drinks,
-- Nonsense!
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Classic: freshman enters Campus (three and a half sentences)

When she walked into the South Grand Park, she greeted her and asked her what she was doing and paid for the money.
Go to the dormitory building. If you do not enter the probe first, go wrong.
The school doctor is really good, don't get angry, don't get sick, what should I do, find.
Next, I had to go around for an account. The pictures were good and there was no head.
Then the risk is guaranteed, and there is little money in the bag, so we are afraid that nothing will happen.
Everything is done, hot sweat, how to take a bath, time.
The canteen has many varieties and the environment is good. The food cost is really cheap!
At every night, the dormitory is not powered, so you cannot sleep. What should I do? Turn around!
What if the contact came to us? Escape!
When I came to the gymnasium, the device was really full. How was the ball playing? Bad!
The Student Union will recruit new students. What should they do if they want to do so? Panic!
It's time to go to the Drum Tower. It's too far to take a bus. Who is the seat left? Female!
There are many couples in South China. What should I do if I am single? No!
How about school songs? Difficult to sing!
The new debate competition is amazing. What is the debate? Fall in love!
Football semi-finals, sophomore year is really good, how about freshman year? Handsome!
Pukou is really busy. The community is recruiting new talents. What are you going to do? Thank you!
Life is so tired and depressing. What should I do? Consult!
At the Member Conference, we came to the stage. How did we see it? Great!

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Learning tired, learning bitter
Every day
Finally, the test is completed.
--- Reciprocal
Head slogan, cone slogan
Lighting oil harder
But it cannot be supported.
--- Snoring

Alas! In this case
No wonder brothers are not good at learning
Use the right brain to use the left brain
Millions of times different
--- Self-searching
I can't learn either.
Night sweats and insomnia are more affected
Read two words during the day
--- Sleep

Middleware has experience
It is rare to write three and a half sentences
Can you teach me one or two tricks?
--- Casual

Let's look at your questions.
Talking about work is still being adjusted
Why don't I watch ads?
--- Efficacy

Long Wen has no bad news
Learning to eat bean sprout
Speed-reading stenography: Liu Xiang
--- Fast

Learning is not mysterious
But reading, writing, and calculating
Activate the right brain and re-learn
--- Fart Calculation

If you are fat, you will be out of breath.
Don't tell me earlier
I can't learn
--- Laziness

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Half of the gala
Four of our sites
There is a basin, No drum, three and a half sentences
Chaos!

You and I borrowed from Wuhu
Conflict with others
Today's encounter is not easy
Harmony!

Classes are leisurely
Homework
Weak pen in the test room
Repair now!

Big Brother dumped the enemy
Opening rooms for men and women and playing bubbles
What should I do if I have a bad time?
All night!

The first round
Meet up again
Aesthetic Fatigue
Break up!

Make a meal to queue up
Oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar do not taste bad
Too few meat in rotten dishes
Not affordable!

Congress is famous
Actually, I feel ashamed.
What about future employment?
Sorrow!

I don't know many things
It's a little thing to look for a teacher
I don't know yet
What should we do?

Non-homophone
Invite Yuexi's parents to the window
Many siblings
Loved ones!

The golden 11 is coming
Check who plans the second
Travel imitation friends and visiting relatives
All!

Hard to find a job now
Making money is too difficult
As long as you learn more
We will be better in the future!

Many programs tonight
We are not in doroad
Wish everyone a happy start
Withdraw !!!
Gala program "three and a half sentences" Script

1. Good evening, dear colleagues, everyone is welcome. Do not run, whether it is good or not.

2. The last three sentences and a half. If there is something similar, don't shout, by accident.

3. This year, the company is in a good situation and there is a lot of fuel supply. The first half of the year has been exceeded, making money.

4. The company has made great changes at the end of the year, and the merger and reorganization will be achieved quickly, so that tomorrow will become more brilliant and work hard.

5. No matter how difficult the market is, junmale, male, and female are in public relations, various businesses are not average, and tickets are signed

6. There are a lot of orders signed, ship transportation is everywhere, the oil supply is incredible, a new high

7. The newly-built oil depot has a good landscape, and the boiler has eliminated police oil and transportation classes, so we can work together to close production and make steady profits.

8. security management is very important. I ran to my feet to get a bubble. By the way, I could find my daughter-in-law.

9. There are a lot of personnel work matters, and the benefits and credit are mobilized. All work is done for the benefit of employees.

10. It is very trivial to work in the internal work. Don't worry about it. Every piece of work is precious, not tired.

11. The finance department is critical and it is not easy to raise funds. If there is a lot of money at the end of the year, continue to do so.

12. All of you are here to listen to me, and you are grateful for your kindness.

13. The middle-level cadres have a great deal of work and take the time to guide them. I am grateful to Jiang TAO for improving my work.

14. Good cooperation between the Party and government, Diligent Thinking in democratic decision-making, and continuous improvement

15. In a cheerful mood, everything is good. When I go out, I feel lucky. I get lucky tickets, gift packs, and soap.

16. All women and comrades are well-rounded, healthy, and beautiful. They love sweet husbands, and they do harm.

17. Everyone will come to the party tonight to get rid of the hardships and fatigue of a year. I hope that my heart will get drunk and have a hundred times of confidence tomorrow.

18. For the gala tonight, the Party and government work groups are ready, and wonderful programs are lined up and retreated.