Three hundred lychee on a daily basis .... Alimama

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Author: User
On the evening of Friday, huhu painted and painted on MSN, describing to me a mysterious lychee breed named "Nanshan glutinous rice. It was hard to get through the dawn, drool and ran to Carrefour. After searching around, I found that there was no so-called "glutinous rice", but there were two kinds of lychee, one of which was a red Shanshan, which looked nice, A type of green and yellow, ugly, but its price is twice that of red. Based on the classical PI Si road of a product with a price, I caught 5 catties of green and yellow lychee and ran it home. When you enter the door, sit on the sofa and start. If we say that there will be people in this world, and when I am happy, they will surely appear and share with me. Then he must be the reincarnation of Mu. The fluffy brain bag rises slowly from the eyes, as shown in the following figure. Suddenly I remembered Sun Yanzi, eager for the big mouth in the unlimited advertisement ...... Mu: shouting... me: Why! Mu: shouting... Me: No! Mu: shouting... Me: Let's bite you again! Mu: Wang !! Me :................ calculate ......... one here, one here, one here ..... wang !! @ $ # ^ # Unconsciously, 5 catties of lychee over... satisfied with ing... the ancients cloud: Three hundred lychee on a daily basis, often serving as Lingnan people ~~ Really makes sense ~~ What do you know, the next morning, hard to get up, suddenly found that the mouth size seems to be more extensive than the normal day to a look in front of the mirror, cough ...... the swollen and red gums look like the neighborhood on the shili Nanjing Road ~~ Dull, on the right hand side, the fluffy brain bag slowly rises again, with a big mouth, the same dull look in the mirror ..... days ...... when I googled the Internet, the screen suddenly said, "a lychee, three fires .... A large amount of food can cause oral ulcer and swelling and pain in the gums "... originally the ancients cloud: Three hundred Lychee, often as Lingnan people. It is because my mouth is swollen and I cannot go back. The Ancients are really hateful, and they are not at all deyishuang Xin! I also need to add a note: "I have three hundred lychee on the day (Be careful when getting angry), often do Lingnan people" Alas, well, swollen face, so I had to hide at home. Recently, I owe a lot of debt, and others owe a column and a special article. I owe it, because I owe it, a novel, and two professional books. Oh... God... Come on work ....

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