Today, I went to a restroom in the dark-loving Goddess's house. As a result, the tragedy had to survive.

Today, the goddess called me and asked me to repair my computer. At first, I refused because you couldn't let me fix it. I have to try out what the problem is, because I don't want to add some special equipment after I finish repairing it. I need a CD to start the system, so the goddess will scold me, because there is no such computer at all. That proves that I say I will repair my computer. Later, I confirmed on the phone that the goddess was accidentally inserted into another hard drive, and it had nothing to do with the harmonious website. I tried to reinstall the system at home, it feels good. Later, I repeatedly warned him on the phone not to start the computer with various auxiliary devices, because I had to make it clear to her that I had finished repairing my computer, you have finished the repair, and it is exactly the same as mine.
When I got out of the door, I felt a little thirsty. I bit my teeth and took out two RMB 5 and bought a bottle of cola that I was reluctant to drink at ordinary times. In this way, I can feel that I have a little identity, lest you see the goddess yourself a little inferior.
While drinking delicious food, she came to the door of the goddess. She opened the door for me and saw the cola in my hand. She smiled and said, "I have never seen you drink cola before." In one sentence, I broke the essence of X installation, but I thought about it a little bit, and then I said: "That's because I don't want to show my dignity to other women except you." After hearing this, the goddess was a little surprised and immediately turned down with a red face. I was deeply touched by my wit.

I was also heard by a daema who passed by the stairs. She was deeply impressed by my talent and put down the food she put in her hand on the spot and gave me a hand, the applause has been lasting for a long time ..
Then I entered the door. There was nothing to say about the computer repair process. Because it was just a common problem, I chose the simplest and most effective method to reinstall the system. Soon I got it done. After that, the goddess poured me a cup of water and asked me to sit down for a while.

But the real climax of the story is about to begin from here, just wish the bottle of cola. I usually don't drink cola, but I obviously cannot adapt to carbonated drinks in my stomach, and I feel swollen in a short time. Obviously, I couldn't help it, So I politely asked her where the restroom was.

The goddess frowned. She lived alone, and she loved cleaning. The house was very clean. Maybe it was afraid that I had polluted the environment, but she saw that I was a little uncomfortable, so I reluctantly pointed to the location of the restroom.
I rushed into the system after drawing a few sheets of paper.
As soon as I got into the toilet, I closed the door with one hand, and the other hand hurried to solve the belt, because it was really uncomfortable, but the Goddess's house was very small, set one, in the living room, I almost sat down on the toilet. I was afraid of making some ugly sound, so I forcibly controlled my abdominal muscles.
In the Goddess's house, the restroom is squatting, not a restroom, which is also suitable for my habits. So I quickly unwrapped the belt and squatted up.

However, it is true that people are in a hurry. Some things can be controlled without your control. My efforts to control my abdominal muscles are obviously better than my bowel movements, I was trying to make my excrement as gentle, gentle, and slow as possible. So I kept trying to control and control it .. Control again ..

Who knows I suddenly feel like I have a stomachache .... "Boom !!" . It's like a ray in the bathroom. Across the walls, I heard the goddess next door say "Ah !"~~
Then I heard the goddess shout, "What sound ?" I hurriedly squatted in the room and said, "It seems like an unexpected car is born .."
She didn't respond, and I don't know if she did. I don't even know how to go out and see her. In a bored mood, I took out my cell phone and wanted to go to the bathroom while looking at how everyone could solve their troubles.
Fortunately, the gas of cola is not as big as I thought. Although there are still some movements behind it, it never starts to be so big. I play with my cell phone and carry a large size on one side.
After I pulled it, I looked down and looked down, and then I found another major event...

What Nima blew up just now is not just a fart, but it is also a crash !!!
The pits under Nima are now like the flowers of the female, and the land is full of gold! I was speechless, and hurriedly drew a few sheets of paper to clean myself first. Then I threw my cell phone into my pocket and prepared to stand up and tie my belt to find a solution.
Which knows Nima just stood up, the belt is not tied, the mobile phone will fall from the pocket, not biased, just fell into the sewer that hole ..

I suddenly got in a hurry and instinctively loosened my hand preparing to bind a belt. I hurriedly tried to pick up my cell phone. As a result, my pants fell onto the ground ~ I hold the water tank with one hand, and one hand is like fishing. Who knows Nima? I just got down to the hole and pressed it to the flush key, over there, the water was brewing, and a huge flow of water mixed with my excrement suddenly poured down and rushed all to my wrist.

I don't know why there is so much water in the water tank in her house. I rushed to the water tank and there was no place to go, as a result, all of a sudden, from the slot, I began to spread around the entire toilet, mixing all kinds of remnants of my past.

Not only did Lao Tzu's cell phone fail to catch it, but he found that he had not put the tied pants on the ground just now. At this time, he had been wet by the yellow liquid and could not take care of his dirty stuff, I hurriedly picked up my pants with my hands. I knew it was too powerful. The belt soaked in the water was suddenly picked up from below and brought up a bunch of water flowers, directly dumped on his face, as if I still saw a trace of fine seaweed was also lost on his face.

Lao Tzu instinctively grabbed the seaweed with his right hand, and did not expect it to be dirtier when his right hand just went to the mobile phone. This slap in the face ...... Nima .. I can't talk about it anymore...

After a slap in the face, I only felt that the whole nasal cavity was filled with an unspeakable smell, even though I knew it was my own. This smell is too sudden and exciting. I have no defense at all. I have not been able to resist it, And I just spit it out. In addition, my hands and feet are not convenient at the moment. It is too late to bend over. I can only see that my lunch is mixed up like this, and almost all of them are under the chest without waste.

Here I am totally a bunker, and there is no clean place in the whole body ....

I'm "Wow !!" The voice was heard by the goddess. She hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you ?"
I hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay ~~" One side endured the nausea and finally tied the belt. Then I took a few deep breaths and thought about what to do next ..

I just wanted to clean my hands for a long time, so I was going to open the tap in the washbasin, suddenly slide and fell down, in a panic, I was in a hurry to catch, suddenly pulled to the bathroom shower tube. The thin pipe must have been unable to cope with my pull, and I suddenly broke it completely. Then, a burst of water kept popping up from the inside.
I threw a loud bang on the ground, and the Goddess heard it again. She calmly knocked on my door and said: "What are you doing in it ???"
I couldn't care how dirty the water was. While struggling to climb up and try to block the faucet, I pretended to calmly answer: "It's okay, it's okay ."
"That's how long it will take you .."
While resisting the blooming water, I said, "It's coming soon ..."
"Oh, hurry up. I really don't know what you are doing .." Hearing the voice of goddess, I know she may be angry...
After the goddess urged me to hurry up, I had no sound. I had to hold my pants and hold down the water sprayed out of the shower. In winter, I was not prepared to take a bath, the water inside is really cool, and it is still accelerating the outward rolling under the pressure of my fingers.
The cold water made me calm down. I decided to carefully analyze the current situation. The general situation is that there is a toilet, and the Goddess is outside, and there is a toilet blocked in it, the ground is filled with mixed Xiangxiang water, and the shower burst. The water in the room is constantly raising the water level in the toilet. I stood inside, and the whole body was full of things, the trousers have not been properly worn. They are carried with only one hand and one hand is congested with the faucet.
What to do ....
When I was thinking about it, I suddenly sent a cell phone ringtone, followed by a voice from the Goddess "hello ." Then there was a chat with a needle, and the voice was relatively small. I didn't know exactly what to say, but she suddenly raised a tone and said, "What? Are you downstairs? Really ??" Then she shouted at me and said, "You are coming soon. Zhang Di suddenly came and said that it brought delicious food. You come out and let us eat it together. I will continue to pick him up. Then there was a sound of footsteps and close doors.
After hearing the words of goddess, I suddenly felt that the world would collapse. Zhang Di is Gao fushuai. Although there is no clear relationship with the goddess, there is basically no difference with the couple. Every time I see him, he is ashamed to lift his head, if he sees this shape today, I will not be able to survive. It seems that today he was here to surprise the goddess, but I guess they did not think of it at all. I have prepared a bigger, unprecedented surprise in the toilet ......

Goddess out of the door, I suddenly felt a lot less pressure, I hurriedly let go of the hand blocking the shower, let the water burst to the outflow. Then I kept dragging my trousers and quietly walked to the door of the toilet. I opened a slit and glanced at it. I was sure there were no people outside. Then I breathed a sigh of relief. I have to clean myself up. Although there are a lot of towels in the toilet, I certainly don't dare to touch it. It's a goddess. In case I cannot clean it later, it will be finished,

So I rushed to the living room and prepared to pull a few paper towels. Who knows how to open it? Nima was empty. I was so unlucky to drink cold water and put my teeth together. Just as I couldn't do anything, I suddenly saw some dead newspapers at the door. It was just a piece of cake in the snow...

I did not even think about a few steps. I grabbed a few newspapers and felt a lot more steadfast. When I breathed a sigh of relief, the door behind me suddenly rang! It's not that clever, so it's coming back so soon .!

This Nima is full of shit. If I see how I still live, the sound of the door lock is getting bigger and bigger. I hurriedly grabbed the newspaper with one hand holding my pants, go to the bathroom crazy !!
Dear friends, anyone who has run your trousers must know that it is hard to grasp the posture. Nima I can only hold one side with one hand, and the pants on the other side are dropping so badly. In addition, I ran in a hurry and dropped my right foot, burst into the door of the toilet. . In addition, the trousers were all pulled below the knees, and the buttocks were exposed without being blocked.

The worst thing is that, at the same time, the door of the living room is opened at the same time. I don't have enough time to raise my pants or even stand up. I just need to drill into the toilet even when I have a rolling belt.
But I'm sure Zhang Di definitely saw Lao Tzu's buttocks ~~
As soon as he entered the door, he yelled at me! Someone! Who !"

As soon as I got into the toilet, I quickly closed the door and ignored the noise outside. I did not know how to answer it.
Zhang Di shouted, "Who !" The goddess hurriedly explained, "it's the new army. I have helped me repair my computer today and said I want to go to the toilet. I 've been in for a long time and I don't know what I'm doing ." "Computer repair ??? Do you know what the consequences of building a computer for someone unreliable? Do you still remember Edison Chen ?" Zhang Di shouted.

The water in the toilet is getting higher and higher. I stood at the door with fear and reached the door while finally wearing my pants. The people in the faucet flushed out and sent out a huge amount of water.
The goddess asked, "Why is the new army so loud ?"
"I ..... Me .. I'm taking a bath .."
"Success! I am still taking a bath. No wonder I saw his light when I came in! Say! What are you doing ??" Zhang Di is obviously angry ....
You think, it's your mood to go to your girlfriend's house and see a naked man hiding in the toilet...

The goddess seemed anxious too. She may have regretted lending the restroom to me at the moment. There were some changes in the voice outside, saying, "What are you doing, new army? Hurry up! I'm angry! Why did I start taking a bath in the toilet !!"

I want to cry, Grandma, and I don't want to. I watched the water that was almost drowned in the door, while cursing myself for a cool drink. The culprit of everything is the cola.
"I... I will be ready soon .." I whispered to the respondent that the current situation is completely beyond my control. The water in the toilet is mixed with Xiangxiang, And it will almost overwrite my feet.
"New Army! Roll it out right away! Hurry up !" Zhang Di was so angry that he began to pat the toilet door outside. I quickly got stuck, and then began to find the lock button and looked around to find this! There is no lock button at the Goddess's home toilet door !!!

Fu Shuai slapped the door while shouting. Naturally, I don't know what to do. I can't help but stick to the door. As a result, he did not respond for a long time, so he simply hit it !! I went there, and Gao fushuai was so powerful that he twisted his hand and opened the lock while hitting the force.

I tried my best to turn my hand in the opposite direction, and tried my best to resist it.
The goddess did not know what the situation was, and shouted, "What are you doing, Zhang Di? Don't hit it !" While making another shot, he said, "You're coming soon !! What are you doing ??"
The whole scene is totally out of control...

I have never been strong, rich, handsome, strong, and I am anxious at the moment, but he is angry. Naturally, I am not his opponent. After several rounds, I can't stand it anymore.
Suddenly, he stopped. When I wondered what happened, I suddenly heard Gao fushuai say, "You let me .."
Nima !! This is a hard rush !! I immediately responded that Gao fushuai was about to help! As soon as I looked back, I looked at the toilet full of dirty water. If Nima hit me, I 'd have to wait!
The ghost makes God guess ..

I don't know which tendon I smoked, or I may have completely abandoned the resistance. I suddenly opened the door and said, "Come in !"
Before he got down, he saw Gao fushuai suddenly flew in from the outside ..
His body without a buffer, under the Action of inertia, is like a huge flying stone, and then rushed in ..
As soon as Fu Shuai entered the door, I saw that his figure obviously stagnated. It may also be completely scared by the scenes in the toilet. A long voice was sent out, dragging his throat and shouting ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

He may want to talk about Nima, but it's too late. His feet are slippery, hard, and big. He just flew over like this. Then, one of them did not stand firm and rushed to the ground, then I saw the splash of water on the ground at least one meter high, flying into the entire wall in the toilet.

In addition, the position where he fell down was just like a perfect place for his head to fall into the trap. The two Nima he wanted to scold directly turned into two water bubbles...
Gao fushuai hurriedly struggled to get up, but he was completely overwhelmed by the strength of his work, a turn, and the back of his head invaded the wet inside, just remembered, the water Slipped at his feet again, and then he fell down again. At this moment, he lost his mind completely. While struggling, he kept shouting: "dunnima, killing me. Ah... Wow, and "Gao fushuai also vomited .....

The goddess was scared outside. She wanted to help Gao fushuai pull her up, but she was afraid to drag herself into the water.
She stared at me angrily and rushed up to give me a slap in the face. I didn't speak. I raised my chest with pride and stretched out the faces covered by Xiang and laver. Then she waved her arm in the air and stopped directly, I can't find the place to start ..

I gave up completely. I knew that I had taken this step and I could not recover it. So I simply broke the jar and went to Gao fushuai, who was still struggling, the newspaper in his hand soaked in water, and pressed it to his face. He also rubbed a few hard times and shouted: "Sorry! Let you look down on Lao Tzu at ordinary times and eat Xiangxiang !" I screwed up my newspapers and pasted them on his face, so that he could not see anything. You can only hold on to your face without falling down.

Then I stood up and said to the daze goddess, "I will help you call the property management company. My cell phone is stuck in your toilet. When I pull it out, you will leave it in the garbage bin downstairs and tell me, there is your only photo in it."

Then I raised my pants and walked out with my head on top, hiding my skills and name.
When the door was closed, I suddenly felt like my eyes were sliding over...