Today, my feet are being gnushed.

It is said that people will get stuck in their teeth if they get unlucky and even drink cold water, hey! If I had a bad luck, even the day-to-day Jade shoes ceremony would have been chilling --

This morning, I jumped out of bed lazily, sleep, and yawned for days. Then I put my so on my left foot, put on my shoes on my left, and put on my socks on my right foot, and then put on your right foot. This process is believed to have been repeated countless times. Is there anything wrong with it? Suddenly, a scream came from my heart. As I was a man, my voice was stuck in my throat: my right foot first felt like my ears were tied, then it seems that there is a needle, the deeper the thorn, the more pain, the eyes of Venus, the pain of every nerve is jumping, as if to jump out, it hurts me straight to the left foot. But I looked at my right foot and it seemed to be intact. I pressed my hand and pressed my right toe. It felt like I had a-pound awl coming down from the air and getting into it.

I began to wonder if I was under any curse. I picked up my shoes and looked at them. Although I am a man, I still scream -- I "Ah !" Then I threw my shoes to the ground. Fortunately, I was the only person in the dormitory at the time. Otherwise, a lot of people may come and ask what is going on, but let me tell you what is going on-there is a giant shovel in the shoes, that guy is waiting for my feet to feed in my shoes. I had the courage to pick up my shoes and shoes a few times on the ground, but it was still stuck, so I increased my strength and increased the frequency. It finally fell out of my shoes. That could have been a bad time trying to escape, but can I put it on my head? When I picked up my shoes, I smashed my shoes. I only smashed them twice .......

That guy is really big, and I have a little thick thumb, and the first two pieces of things that I don't know are tentacles or teeth or pliers are almost as big as the new moon sprout, at least there are more than one hundred feet. Speaking of this, I think of a joke: A little ant met a Little Scorpion, And it was worried to ask, "my brother, how can you walk with so many feet? Which of the following is your first step when you are walking ?", It was stunned by the question. It tried to feel that no matter which foot was taken first, it would not walk. It's far away. Haha, stop and stop. Then I found a glass bottle and put it in it. I limped to my right foot and got it to the hospital to find a doctor.

I put the bottle on the doctor's desk. Guess what? The little doctor, who looks like a nurse, not only cried but also jumped so tall that she almost had enough ceiling to scare me. Fortunately, my heart was not bitten by a cockroach. As a matter of fact, I already told her that my foot was bitten by a shovel, and told her that I caught it and brought it into the bottle, but the horrible guy was shocked by the fact that he didn't know how to say "pity". (think of a classic line: "It's not a mistake to make an ugly look. It's wrong to make it scary to run it out." haha ).

The doctor gave me some coated ammonia water and a box of zwon snake pills, and then sent me away.

But my heart is still stunned. When I close my eyes, I will think of the scorpion with thousands of legs. I will think of it waiting in my shoes every morning when I get up early, waiting for my feet to return; when I think of shoes, there will always be a shovel in them, and then I will "kiss" on my tender feet; I thought that when I was sitting next to my desk wearing slippers, there would be a guy with one hundred feet who came to express my condolences thousands of miles away, or help me catch mosquitoes ...... Maybe the old man will not only bring his wife and children, but also take the Ant, lizard, cockroach, little snake, Spider, Scorpion and other "spider snake friends" next time, it's not good.

Zi Yue: "The body is skin, the parents, do not dare to damage, filial piety to the beginning of the also", today by the shovel fine bite a bite, under a anger to lose his hand to its life, sin! Sin!

I don't know if I want to check whether there is a "living thing" hidden in my shoes in the future. After all, it would be too bad to step on a guy like ant Financial.

BTW ......

Wow, the Children's Day is coming, but it's not good to scare the children.

 

 

2008/05/19 @ Science Island